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« on: October 09, 2009, 01:38:14 PM »
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here: Don’t step on the ducks!” They enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It’s almost impossible not to step on them. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she’s ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says: “Your punishment is to spend eternity chained to this man!” The next day, the second woman makes the same mistake and along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. 

He chains them together with the same admonishment. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, becomes very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any duck, but one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid her eyes on—tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, “I wonder what I’ve done to deserve being chained to you?” The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 01:41:43 PM »

The joke above is from www.fhm.com.ph  (FHM Philippines).

FHM -> ForHornyMen   ;D   ;D    ;D


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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »
Toink..hehhehehe
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 01:37:34 PM »
hahaha
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 01:41:10 PM »
joke of the month? hehehehe
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 09:20:47 AM »
Hehe joke of the century ni M'am L.  hehe


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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 09:26:44 AM »

Kinsay naka abot pa sauna sa misa nga ni latin pa ang litokon sa Pari ?   Murag eng eni ba.

Pare........................................................ :   Kitam mga katolikom likayam natum ang mangabittttt ((((((.

Nitubang ang parokyanong baje na guapa .......:   Dawbem ang atong padrum ?

Pare........................................................ :   Permamentumm (((((((((((((((


Hehe. Joke ra ni ha.  Fish be with you all.   ;D


 

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 11:09:45 AM »
Bai Bedo,

Makakita lang gani ko's imong ngan nga nag post ka, maka ngisi man ko dayon.
Tungod seguro sa kadaghan sa imong mga pakulo bai.... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 11:25:39 AM »

Hahaha.  Ang boot pasabot ana Bai Bugsay joker kog dagway.  Hehe.

Bitaw, pakatawa lang ta diri kay lisod ug mag seneryos ta.  Ma admit unya tas hospital.   ;D

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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 11:39:39 AM »

Hahahahahah. Dili sab tawon na mauy gipasabot nako Bai Bedo.
Akong pasabot nga bisan ug ang ngan lang nimo akong makita nga malipay na ko.
Nabayot seguro ko nimo Bai or gilumay ba kaha ko nimo....nyahhahahahah..


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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 12:38:42 PM »
Bedo........., nakaabot pa ko sa misa nga nilatin.
Pare: Dominos po biskooooommmmm... (Ang Diyos maanaa kaninyo)
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 01:17:20 PM »
Hehe. Sige Bai padayon sa pag bugsay dihas lugar sa mga piao si nge.     ;D


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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 01:19:17 PM »
Ma-ana am usabum kanimum sir Felix.   ;D


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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2010, 09:33:52 AM »


One day Juan with a chronic cold consults a herbalist.

Herbalist: You must eat a lot of fruits including the skin. BTW, what's your favrite fruit Juan?

Juan.....:  Durian, pineapple and coconut.
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 02:15:26 PM »
Kitam mga katolikom likayam natum ang mangabittttt [/b] ((((((.

Nitubang ang parokyanong baje na guapa .......:   Dawbem ang atong padrum ?

Pare........................................................ :   Permamentumm (((((((((((((((


Hehe. Joke ra ni ha.  Fish be with you all.   ;D


 

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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 02:17:14 PM »
One day Juan with a chronic cold consults a herbalist.

Herbalist: You must eat a lot of fruits including the skin. BTW, what's your favrite fruit Juan?

Juan.....:  Durian, pineapple and coconut.[/size]   :'(
 
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durian!!!!

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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2010, 06:33:04 AM »
basin ganahan sad siya ug nangka  ;D

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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2010, 08:48:10 AM »

Grabe ang coconut. Mahingo man pud si Juan sa bagow! Bisan sa bunot lang daan, gasgas lagos ni Manoy... ;D
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2010, 08:53:57 AM »
hahahahaha!!!!!kaluoy sad sa ending...hahaha

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