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Bambi · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:20:37 AM »

Mr. fdaray...

..hehehe tinuod gyod na, "laughter is the best medicine"... keep laughing basta may kataw-anan...hehehe... I really enjoy TubagBohol.... daghan basahon hehehe..

Ms. Lindy..

... nagsakit ng igot-igot nimo'g katawa kay sige man kag lingkod ... tindog pod panagsa ....hehehe

aquariuz, lindy is our TB Mr. flavor. he is too smart especially to ladies

peace lindy!

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aquarius · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM »

aquariuz, lindy is our TB Mr. flavor. he is too smart especially to ladies

peace lindy!

hehehehe... mao ba bamz.... "he" diay ni?... sowi Mr. Lindy.. napagkamalan tuloy kita.... peace..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:15:23 PM »

PANAWAGAN SA RADIO

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, ninglayas unya gidala among lima ka anak.
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! Iuli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

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Mulligan · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »

Ang usa ana kang pare nimo HB.

PANAWAGAN SA RADIO

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, ninglayas unya gidala among lima ka anak.
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! Iuli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

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Mulligan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:25:49 PM »

Kala-inan sa sauna ug karon:

Sauna, dili tanang baje guapa !

Karon, dili tanang guapa baje !

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2010, 02:12:02 PM »

Kala-inan sa sauna ug karon:

Sauna, dili tanang baje guapa !

Karon, dili tanang guapa baje !

hayyyy, mabuang ko bajot.

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aquarius · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2010, 07:50:30 AM »

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

********

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

************

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Mulligan · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:01:17 AM »

haha.

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

********

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

************

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2010, 08:41:04 AM »

Sa restaurant....

customer : (gitawag ang waiter) waiter..! waiter..! ..nganong may langaw man ning inyong aroz caldo..

waiter : halerrr..! what do you expect sa P5. nga arroz caldo.. chicken ang isagol?.. mahal na kaya ang kilo...!

Bwahaha. Maayo na lang diay kay naay sagol...

customer : (gitawag ang waiter).. waiter..! nganong may sagol liston ning inyong LOMI...?

waiter: (gitan-aw ang liston).. ah, sir..... ukaya pa daw sa ilawom basin naa ang sapatos.!

Bwahaha. Mabukog man pud tag soylas ani...

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fdaray · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:04:03 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

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bugsay · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

mao ni theme song sa TB, sir FD?

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:18:37 PM »

He he, theme song ni sa a youth before but a youth no more...

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bugsay · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:20:05 PM »

He he, theme song ni sa a youth before but a youth no more...

ahhhh...koyouth?

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bol-anon quo nyur! · « **Reply #53 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:07:50 AM »

Hehehehe, don't say bed word's mo oi

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #54 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:21:14 AM »

hhaaahaha!

long live tha was onced A YOUTH, FD!!!!

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aquarius · « **Reply #55 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:03:18 PM »

A Youth

Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot.
Singing the bee song,
Moving the low boat.
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere

klasmeyt siguro ni sila sir fd sa "the whole boat is in the sea now"..

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fdaray · « **Reply #56 on:** March 29, 2010, 05:13:36 PM »

The Presidentiables Boys:

Manny Villar- Tondo Boy
Noynoy Aquino- Mama's Boy
Erap Estrada- Kanto Boy
Gibo Teodoro- Wonder Boy
Eddie Villanueva- Altar Boy
Richard Gordon- Am Boy
Jamby Madrigal- Girl Boy

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aquarius · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:54:13 AM »

Ang di mongisi... secret..!

WAITER : would you like your coffee black?

CUSTOMER : what other colors do you have?..

*************

MARY : Johns says, Iâ€™m prettyâ€¦ but Andrew said, Iâ€™m uglyâ€¦. What do you think?

PETER : A bit of bothâ€¦ youâ€™re pretty ugly!

***************

GIRL : How did you come hereâ€¦ Did you WALK or did you RIDE?â€¦

BOY : Of course.. Did you ride!â€¦ what do you think of me, poverty?â€¦ oh, common!!!

**************

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statesville · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:11:51 AM »

[img width= height=]http://pinoyjokes.net/main/images/funcards-hp/rotate.php[/img]

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aquarius · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:28:20 AM »

Statesville..

asa man ta kasakay ani?.. nia ba ni sa Bohol?.. if so, is this one of the tourist attractions in Bohol?.... hehehehe... na curious gyod ko mosakay ani ba..

brayt gyod ning pinoy ba...

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statesville · « **Reply #60 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:50:03 AM »

hehehe, ambot ug asa, pero gusto sad ko mosuway ug sakay ana

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #61 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:07:50 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

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bugsay · « **Reply #62 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:10:30 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

kalooy pod tawon sa kabaw ug kanding...

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »

Dear anak,

Gipadala na nako ag P50,000.00 pang tuition nimo. Gibaligya na pod namo ang kabaw. Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject? Wa na pud ang mga kanding, nahalin para sa imong project nga Apple iPad ba to? Apil na ang P7,000.00 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mall of Asia. Layu di ay na? Iprenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nimo ang intrumentong iPOD. Napasiga na ba ninyo ang project nga SAN MIG LIGHT? Unya ang libro nga FACEBOOK napalit na ba nimo? Unta Nak, mo graduate naka.

LOVE,

Mama

hehehehe...

ug nay,

apili pod og akong ipakaon sa akong binuhi nga Red Horse.

nayahaha

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Chongki · « **Reply #64 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:31:55 AM »

bwahahahaha

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fdaray · « **Reply #65 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:52:07 AM »

He..he....,he....., dili ko mo ngisi kay pangag ko.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #66 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:53:34 AM »

Bwahahahahahahaha!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #67 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:57:23 AM »

Si Don Pedro nag pacheckup sa doctor kasi highblood sia. Sinabi ng Doctor na wag na siyang kakain ng matataba tulad ng baboy at balat ng manok. Dapat kumain na lang sia ng mga lumalangoy tulad ng isda.

Pagkatapos ng isang buwan bumisita ang Doctor kay Don Pedro. Tinanong ng Doctor yung katulong kung saan si Don Pedro. Sinabi ng katulong na nasa swimming pool si Don Pedro.

Sabi ng Doctor: â€œah nag eehersisyo sa paglangoy si Don Pedroâ€.

Katulong: â€œD po, tinuturuan yung baboy na lumangoyâ€.

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statesville · « **Reply #68 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:31:57 AM »

+, hala langoy baboy kay human aslon na ka hahahaha

Hala padayon ta ug ngisis dinhi

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #69 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:34:55 AM »

bwahahahahhahahahhahhah!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #70 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:00:51 PM »

+, hala langoy baboy kay human aslon na ka hahahaha

Hala padayon ta ug ngisis dinhi

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! Intsik jud. Aw, ang tunga tunga diay'ng anak? Kay kamuguwangan mang kaha ug kinamanghuran so naa pay tunga? Hehehehehe

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bugsay · « **Reply #71 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:20:09 PM »

kawat na tinda nimo sik...

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AsPo · « **Reply #72 on:** April 13, 2010, 02:44:55 PM »

Bwahahahahahaha! Intsik jud. Aw, ang tunga tunga diay'ng anak? Kay kamuguwangan mang kaha ug kinamanghuran so naa pay tunga? Hehehehehe

bwahaaaaaaaa
kamatjonon na negosyo pay gihunahuna.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #73 on:** April 13, 2010, 05:59:01 PM »

bwahaaaaaaaa
kamatjonon na negosyo pay gihunahuna.

Hahahahahaha. Basin nahadlok makawat ija tinda smagol.

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #74 on:** April 20, 2010, 12:33:49 AM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #75 on:** May 10, 2010, 05:25:10 PM »

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, 'You feel me first.' The snake starts feeling the rabbit and says, 'Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet...'

The rabbit says, 'I know! I'm a rabbit! Yehey!' Then the rabbit feels the snake.

He says, 'Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue...'

The snake says, 'Oh no, I'm a lawyer!'

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