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Halo-halong patawa
« on: September 09, 2009, 10:20:33 PM »


NO SIGNAL
A policeman saw a man on the top floor of a building.
Police: 'Wag kang tatalon! Marami pang nagmamahal sa 'yo!
Man: Tumahimik ka! 'Wag mo kong pakialaman! 'Di ako maka-send!

Tay: Nawala na ang Inay mo, ngayon naman ikakasal ka na.
Anak: Tay! Sa kabilang kanto lang naman ang bahay namin!
Tay: Hay, salamat! Magkikita pa rin kami ng yaya mo.

Genie: Dahil pinalaya mo ako, may 3 wishes ka!
Man: Gawin mo akong rich, pero di bayad ng tax; powerful, pero di halata; notorious, pero wala sabit.
Genie: Mula ngayon ikaw na si PING LACSON.

Sgt: Boss, nakatakas si Al-Ghozi.
Ebdane: Huh! Did you seal all exits?
Sgt: Yes, sir!
Ebdane: Eh paano siya nakatakas?
Sgt: Doon po kasi siya lumabas sa entrance.

Vet: Sorry po, patay na aso nyo. Pinaliguan kasi ng anak nyo ng laundry soap.
Nanay: Anong masama sa sabon?
Vet: Di siya doon namatay, sa washing machine!  


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Re: Halo-halong patawa
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 02:29:48 PM »
ANDIR-DI-SAYA
Kulas:  Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.

Tasyo:  Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!

Kulas:  Ngano man?

Tasyo:  Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa.  Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!!



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Re: Halo-halong patawa
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 09:59:12 PM »
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Re: Halo-halong patawa
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 01:45:04 AM »
 ;D  makalingaw kaayo,  hahhaha!

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Re: Halo-halong patawa
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 02:00:45 AM »
duha ka barkada nagkita sa kapehan.
laki 1: sus, bay, kabalo  ba ka unsay nahitabo sa among balay ganihang buntag?
laki 2: unsa man bay?
laki 1:  ningluhod akong asawa atubangan nako!
laki 2: ah, kuyawa gud ka bay. di man gani ko kasinghag sa akong asawa, ikaw, ningluhod pa jud nimo. giunsa man nimo diay bay?

laki 1: ingon ani bay. naglalis mis akong asawa, perting  sukoa unya niadto sa kusina. busa nitago kos ilawom sa katre. karon nibalik akong asawa, gadala og silhig, unya niluhod ug giwara-wara ang sillhig diri nako, ug giinganan ko, "gawas diha puti'g itlog, ayaw'g tago-tago diha."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Halo-halong patawa
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 03:56:16 PM »
He,he,he,,,,makalingaw sab...


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