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Net Addiction
« on: June 15, 2007, 05:01:02 AM »
Net Addiction

Top Signs of Net Addiction

* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the
bathroom and stop to check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.
* You get a tattoo that reads "This
body best viewed with Netscape Navigator
3 or higher."
* You name your children Eudora,
Mozilla and Dotcom.
* You turn off your modem and get
this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You spend half of the plane trip
with your laptop on your lap...and your
child in the overhead compartment.
* You decide to stay in college for
an additional year or two, just for the
free Internet access.
* You laugh at people with 28,800
modems.
* You start using smiley's in your
snail mail.
* Your hard drive crashes.
* You haven't logged in for two
hours. You start to twitch.
* You pick up the phone and manually
dial your ISP's access number.
* You try to hum to communicate with
the modem. And you succeed.

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Re: Net Addiction
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 05:08:38 AM »
Net Addiction

Top Signs of Net Addiction
* You name your children Eudora,
Mozilla and Dotcom.

You name your children Safari (now compatible with Windows, according to Apple's Steve Jobs) or Opera (better than Internet Explorer).

But don't name your children Firefox, though it's the best and fastest web browser in the world today.

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Re: Net Addiction
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 11:12:55 AM »
am not considered addict yet.... :D
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