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jorgeanna · « **on:** December 27, 2009, 01:46:07 PM »

How Can I?
"How can I stop these other men from following me," Maria asked Tonyo, her boyfriend. Tonyo, showing signs of jealousy, answered: "Act natural."

Too Heavy
"Let me help you," Tonyo addressed a young boy. "Who told you to carry that pail of water? That's too heavy for your age." The boy responded: "It was my uncle who asked me to. He said I should not worry because I would find an old fool to help me carry this."

Noise
"Stop the noise," the speaker told the crowd. Tonyo who was among the listeners yelled, "But you started it!"

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:46:58 PM »

Mind
"You are making me lose my mind," Maria told Tonyo. "Really?" Tonyo remarked. "But you should lose your mouth first."

Male or Female
"Is that monkey a male or a female?" Maria asked Tonyo who invited her to Manila Zoo. Annoyed by the question, Tonyo said: "Why are you asking? Would that male monkey be interested in knowing that you are a female?"

Secret
"Can you keep a secret?" Tonyo asked Maria. "Of course," remarked Maria who was shivering in excitement. "So can I," Tonyo said.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:47:48 PM »

Do You Mind?
"You don't mind my smoking, do you?" a passenger in the jeepney asked Tonyo who was seated next to him. "No," Tonyo said. "You don't mind my being sick, do you?"

Confidence
"Do you have the confidence in lending me a thousand pesos?" Tonyo asked Goryo, his kumpadre. "Yes, of course. I have the confidence in you," Goryo said. "But I don't have a thousand pesos."

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:48:04 PM »

Ugly
It's another classic Filipino joke that has been told many times again. Dondon and Dina are having a quarrel. At a loss for words to sustain the argument, Dondon cries "Pangit!" Of course, Dina is offended but fights back with the word, "Sinungaling!"

Gloria and Erap
Isang araw, nakasalubong daw ni Gloria si Erap na lasing. Dahil di magkasundo ang dalawa, nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran. Erap: "Pandak! Pandak! Pandak!" Gloria: "Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!" Erap: "Di bale, bukas di na ako lasing, eh ikaw pag gising mo, pandak ka pa rin."

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