( need to be read aloud)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
- Fiiish.
What do you call a fish with one eye?
- Fish.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No I-dea?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
- Still no idea?
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
- Do-you-think-he-saw-us?
Professor of English giving a lecture:
"Of course, it's well known that in the English language it is not acceptable to have a double negative. The two parts of the sentence cancel each other out and the sentence would become positive thus changing the intended meaning of the speaker. Equally the converse is not true, two positive clauses in the same sentence do not cancel each other out and become negative."
Student at back of class: "Yeah, Yeah"
Black guy goes into Cambridge University Library:
"Hey man, which shelves the history books on?"
Librarian:
"Sir, this is Cambridge University. We do not end a sentence with a preposition at Cambridge"
Black Guy:
"Oo Kay, Which shelves the history books on, arsehole?"
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