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Math Homework
« on: March 08, 2010, 03:02:26 PM »
A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."

This is why kids have to be taught properly in clear voice, and at home the language used when speaking with others is vital. So be aware in front of your kids!!

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 04:19:05 PM »
Evaluate the equation:

Poor thin plus tree times to my nose sex= p_ _ _  t h _ _

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 12:42:12 AM »
Bwahahahaha! This is way too funny!

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 07:34:07 AM »
It's not funny it's modern math. The answer is poor thin

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 11:01:30 AM »
Mao na himalikas man, what a mother,
  siya ra sad nagbroadcast kon unsa sila sa balay
  kamaayo silian sa simod

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 09:10:27 PM »
Mao na himalikas man, what a mother,
  siya ra sad nagbroadcast kon unsa sila sa balay
  kamaayo silian sa simod

mao jud, mao jud. kajo duslitan sa simod ms.states. ahehehehehe

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Re: Math Homework
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 09:04:07 AM »
A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four."

This is why kids have to be taught properly in clear voice, and at home the language used when speaking with others is vital. So be aware in front of your kids!!


waahhh kalooy tawn sa bata.. sala sa teacher, ang bata ang nag-antos hahaha

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