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Manny Pacquiao Jokes
« on: January 20, 2010, 08:50:51 PM »
Jinky:  Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY”......
 
Aling Dionisia:  Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
 
Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
 
Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa .Gen San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi kulang diyan ay...
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-Order .
 
Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk
Manny: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!
 
Noodle!!
Noodle!! Noodle!!
 - Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
 
Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
 
Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia:   Blue!!!  Blue the Kick!!!!
 
You is!' 'you is! you is!', sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..Andito na ako  sa 'you is!'
 
Chavit:  Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Re: Manny Pacquiao Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 09:52:57 AM »
 ;D ;D bwahahahahahaha  ;D ;D hihihihihi  ;D ;D ;D ..... i like it  ;D ;D

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Re: Manny Pacquiao Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 09:09:00 AM »
whahahahahahhaha...manny, suntoka ning naggama aning joks, oh.. hehehe

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