Author Topic: LOVING HUSBAND (Read 4278 times)

ang sacristan · « **on:** October 15, 2009, 01:28:18 PM »

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,
the wife passed away.

The local undertaker told the husband,,You can have her shipped home for about $5,000 or you can
bury her here in Holy Land and spend only $150.

The man thougth for a while and told the undertaker he prefered to have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long time ago a amn died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose
from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

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janjan · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:17:43 PM »

hahahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:15:54 AM »

whahaha he couldn`t take another risk!

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jamo2x · « **Reply #3 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:17:07 AM »

hehehehe nice one

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Bambi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:18:16 AM »

hehehehe nice one

hoy jamz unsa nabanhaw na diay pod ka? wa pa diay ka matulog?

straight imong TB duty ron?

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jamo2x · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:24:48 AM »

hoy jamz unsa nabanhaw na diay pod ka? wa pa diay ka matulog?

straight imong TB duty ron?

ikaw dapat matulog oi, hapon pa tawn mi, gikan kog lunch og miting...

advans man mo mga 6hrs guro...karon mga 9:30PM na diha?

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Bambi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:40:25 AM »

ikaw dapat matulog oi, hapon pa tawn mi, gikan kog lunch og miting...

advans man mo mga 6hrs guro...karon mga 9:30PM na diha?

Korek.....
morag kaliwat kog balbal kay gabi-i magmata unja hangtod udto dead pa.... nagluto panihapon , kaon unja daghan kog gilab-han, wa pa mahuman....sideline sa TB since I stood up..on and off!

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jamo2x · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:44:07 AM »

Korek.....
morag kaliwat kog balbal kay gabi-i magmata unja hangtod udto dead pa.... nagluto panihapon , kaon unja daghan kog gilab-han, wa pa mahuman....sideline sa TB since I stood up..on and off!

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi

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Bambi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:46:30 AM »

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi

hoy palauyab! WOW! asa nga region sa Germany? German FrÃ¤ulein ba or Pinay? tua na interview na ni!

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jamo2x · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:49:42 AM »

hoy palauyab! WOW! asa nga region sa Germany? German FrÃ¤ulein ba or Pinay? tua na interview na ni!

sa st augustine lagi duol sa frankfurt...pinay man to, ahehehe sekweto na lng pra bibo

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Bambi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2009, 03:57:02 AM »

sa st augustine lagi duol sa frankfurt...pinay man to, ahehehe sekweto na lng pra bibo

okey....naka bisita na diay kag Germany? bantog rang interesado ka kaajo...hmmmmmm. ari diri isumangil lang god EB ni Bambi whahaha akoy war shield!

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jamo2x · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:23:11 AM »

okey....naka bisita na diay kag Germany? bantog rang interesado ka kaajo...hmmmmmm. ari diri isumangil lang god EB ni Bambi whahaha akoy war shield!

wa pa uyy, ang baji man nianha diha..ka asawa nag german shepherd ahehehehe... ngita na sab lain

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Bambi · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2009, 04:54:42 AM »

wa pa uyy, ang baji man nianha diha..ka asawa nag german shepherd ahehehehe... ngita na sab lain

okey... kadtong imong tapad galingkod sa antuwanga? jamz, impt. nga considered LOVING HUSBAND pod ka.

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jamo2x · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:06:20 AM »

okey... kadtong imong tapad galingkod sa antuwanga? jamz, impt. nga considered LOVING HUSBAND pod ka.

cge na lng gud Bamz para di na ta ma OT dri ahahahahaha

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2009, 01:57:51 PM »

Naka-paghak man jud ko

.....mao diay ampay sa bana....lipay nga wa nay asawa nga magsamok-samok...

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statesville · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2009, 03:14:41 AM »

Hadlok mabanhaw

unya mobalik na sad ug tagawtaw

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:57:21 AM »

Luoya pod sa asawa nga na-anhing...ija man siguro tong gihiluan...

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jamo2x · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:00:49 AM »

Hadlok mabanhaw

unya mobalik na sad ug tagawtaw

Luoya pod sa asawa nga na-anhing...ija man siguro tong gihiluan...

di pud cguro, basi na igo sa bomba didtong dapita, cge ra bag suicide bomber didto

mao cguro gi pa adto sa mercado sa laki

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:04:04 AM »

Naa na jod sijay giplano nga mawala ijang asawa no?

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Scarb · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:07:58 AM »

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi

agoi , ug sa dihang mitug-an sya ! uyabamous alimanya

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jamo2x · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:11:47 AM »

Naa na jod sijay giplano nga mawala ijang asawa no?

ahehehehe cguro naa na to sa ijang master plan...vacation kunohay didto...ahehehee

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jamo2x · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:13:39 AM »

agoi , ug sa dihang mitug-an sya ! uyabamous alimanya

awtsss, uyabanos labanos germanos....ahehehe dugay na man tawn to; minjo nag german shepherd tawn parehas nimo blue

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Scarb · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:18:44 AM »

awtsss, uyabanos labanos germanos....ahehehe dugay na man tawn to; minjo nag german shepherd tawn parehas nimo blue

ajeje taka lang - mangil !

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2009, 05:26:50 PM »

Kaluy-an sa Dyos ijang kalag. RIP....unja ang bana pod...

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:51:37 PM »

Mao tingali ni ang ijang gipakulit sa lapida sa ijang asawa, courtesy of John Dryden:

Here lies my wife: here let her lie.
Now she's at rest â€” and so am I!

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2009, 02:24:21 AM »

Hala uy...hubagan baja ka ug tinud-anay!

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Scarb · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:15:37 AM »

Mao tingali ni ang ijang gipakulit sa lapida sa ijang asawa, courtesy of John Dryden:

Here lies my wife: here let her lie.
Now she's at rest â€” and so am I!

kafairtz, sana hdi ganyan ang sa akin (simbako)

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2009, 08:01:17 AM »

kafairtz, sana hdi ganyan ang sa akin (simbako)

Ikaw ray nasajod, Blue. Aw, imong Ehem(ann) pud diay.

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Scarb · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2009, 08:25:38 AM »

Ikaw ray nasajod, Blue. Aw, imong Ehem(ann) pud diay.

sana ang magiging eherms ko nga magbutang og karatola ang ibutang;

"in memory of my dear agokoy" (knock on d wood - simbako)

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indaymen50 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:54:33 PM »

Managkot unja ko sa Birhen del Pilar ...

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