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Love Promise Jud
« on: April 19, 2010, 09:44:31 PM »
BANA: Love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. Ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit  :-[

ASAWA: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. Promise jud! ;D

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 10:31:13 AM »
Pinagbili ang Misis
May isang lasing na pumasok sa Bar. Napansin ng mga customer na umiiyak ang lasing.
 Tinanong ng isang customer kung bakit.

Lasing: Kagabi, nandito rin kami ng Misis ko pero pinagbili ko siya ng maubusan
          ako ng perang pang bili ng alak.

Customer: Ang lupit naman pala ng ginawa mo sa asawa mo. Siguro, nagsisi ka na
             dahil doon sa nangyari kagabi kaya't gusto mong bumalik siya sa iyo!

Lasing: (Napapaiyak pa rin) Talagang gusto kung bumalik siya sa akin!

Customer: Ngayon, na 'realized' mo na mahal mo pa rin ang asawa mo, di ba.

Lasing: Hindi naman. Gusto ko siyang bumalik dahil naubusan na naman
         ako ng pera at gusto kung uminom ngayong gabi!

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 06:30:49 AM »
Pinagbili ang Misis
May isang lasing na pumasok sa Bar. Napansin ng mga customer na umiiyak ang lasing.
 Tinanong ng isang customer kung bakit.

Lasing: Kagabi, nandito rin kami ng Misis ko pero pinagbili ko siya ng maubusan
          ako ng perang pang bili ng alak.

Customer: Ang lupit naman pala ng ginawa mo sa asawa mo. Siguro, nagsisi ka na
             dahil doon sa nangyari kagabi kaya't gusto mong bumalik siya sa iyo!

Lasing: (Napapaiyak pa rin) Talagang gusto kung bumalik siya sa akin!

Customer: Ngayon, na 'realized' mo na mahal mo pa rin ang asawa mo, di ba.

Lasing: Hindi naman. Gusto ko siyang bumalik dahil naubusan na naman
         ako ng pera at gusto kung uminom ngayong gabi!

'Wag mo akong ipagbili honey ,himoon ti ka rong dugos  ;D

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 08:44:51 AM »
kining tawhana dili na kinahanglan ug ipabalsamar ug ma tigok...hehehe wala namay kagaw mosukol kay alcohol naman tanan iyang dugo hahaha

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 11:08:06 PM »
Maid: Sir, mahibal-an gani ta ani ni Ma’am nah!
Mr.: Dili lagi, motug-an pud diay ka?
Maid: Dli uy!
Mr.: Ok, sige, make-up pi napud ko… kanang pina-IGAT jud ha?

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 09:19:25 PM »
Maid: Sir, mahibal-an gani ta ani ni Ma’am nah!
Mr.: Dili lagi, motug-an pud diay ka?
Maid: Dli uy!
Mr.: Ok, sige, make-up pi napud ko… kanang pina-IGAT jud ha?

ha ha ha nagtakoban diay to nga hubby? Bading diay dako egata woi  ;D
Front page ra diay ang ijang pagminjo para di mailhan nga charing?  ::)

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2010, 12:01:38 AM »
husband and wife sang together.., my pledge of love can now be broken! ;D

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2010, 02:22:33 PM »
"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" asked the suspicious wife.

"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »
husband and wife sang together.., my pledge of love can now be broken! ;D

Broken promises and broken dreams thats what you are..!

Sad movies always makes me cry, LoL !

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 08:57:16 PM »
Broken promises and broken dreams thats what you are..!

Sad movies always makes me cry, LoL !

Bwahaha! Cry me a river, because a river runs throught it!

Maajo na lang ning maghinanggaw ta diri kaysa atong gamiton ning forum isip study group (unja dajon magpasiatab, bwahaha, kaluoy pud...)! ;D 

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 09:21:07 PM »
Bwahaha! Cry me a river, because a river runs throught it!

Maajo na lang ning maghinanggaw ta diri kaysa atong gamiton ning forum isip study group (unja dajon magpasiatab, bwahaha, kaluoy pud...)! ;D 

ha ha ha sa laktod nga pagkasulti > aron ingnon !

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 09:33:37 PM »

ha ha ha sa laktod nga pagkasulti > aron ingnon !

Klaro ra ba nga educated beyond his intelligence, bwahaha! ;D

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010, 09:46:58 PM »
Klaro ra ba nga educated beyond his intelligence, bwahaha! ;D

Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

 ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010, 10:02:48 PM »
Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

 ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!

Bwahaha!

A blathering mongrel wherein the gorilla DNA is dominant in both physiognomy and cranial capacity, bwahaha! ;D

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010, 10:05:57 PM »
Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

 ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!



bwahhahahahahahhahhaha!

mga way bataZan!!!!!!

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 10:07:47 PM »


bwahhahahahahahhahhaha!

mga way bataZan!!!!!!

bwahaaaaaa

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Re: Love Promise Jud
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 10:42:25 PM »
LoVe promise jud, ikaw ray akong wilikan sa lawot nga laway ! ahahaha

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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 11:02:00 PM »
Love promise jud, ang akong laway molawot lang kon ikaw ang wilikan! ;D

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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 11:07:41 PM »
LoVe promise jud, ako ra pagiloki ana imo bungot ha? bwahahaha

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