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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2013, 12:10:42 AM »
mam: yaya magluto kana pag alis ko ha?

yaya: ano lulutuin ko mam?

mam: its up to you :)

(during dinner)
mam: yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo lang ulam nati??

yaya: kasi po nagtanong ako kanina sa inyo kung ano lulutuin ko sabi nyo kitsap tyo


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« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2013, 12:11:29 AM »
Unknown text.
Boy: hi, naa kay uyab?
Girl: Naa na, kinsa diay ka?
Boy: papa ni nimu, bantay lang ka igka uli nako!

... Another unknown text.
Boy:Hi, naa kay uyab?
Girl: wala uy, wala ko ana. Kinsa d.ay ka?
Boy: imu tawn ning uyab..imo jud ko gpasakitan :(
Girl: oh,sory babe. I thot c papa napud ka.
Boy: Yes! Ako btaw ni, imong papa!! Huwata lang makauli ko, bitayon jud tka bayhana ka!


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« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2013, 12:11:56 AM »
Lawyer examining witness on a vehicle accident:
Where were you sitting when the impact came?

Court interpreter to witness: Asa ka man naglingkod sa pag-abot sa impacto?



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« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2013, 12:12:18 AM »
In a rape scene:
girape: rape! tabang! ayaw ko! naa ko!
rapist: unsay naa ka? gi-dugo ka?
girape: wala ui! naa koy itlog fren!!!!!!!


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« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2013, 12:14:17 AM »
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500, estudiante!

Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudiante.

Bugaw: Yung PRINCIPAL, sir!


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« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2013, 12:15:55 AM »
TATAY: Kamusta exam mo?
JUAN: Easy as "1-2-3" lang po tay!
TATAY:Oh bakit parang malungkot ka?
JUAN:Di ko po nasagot yung 4 to 100,hirap eh!


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« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2013, 12:17:33 AM »
Wife: (isog) didto napod ka s imong kabit noh..nag 69 napod moh!

Bana:( nakuratan kay tinuod man) ha? Nganu man naay bolbol aqng baba?

Wife: wa man.. imong simod naay tae! Amaw!


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« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2013, 12:18:07 AM »
Naay gwapo sa party..

Gwapo: miss mu sayaw kah?

Nangutana sya s girl nga nagpungko..

Syempre ang girl tungod ky gwapo excited..

Girl(nagpungko)­: aw huo musayaw koh..

Boy: hay salamat arun maka lingkod ko..

Haha mao nay gentledog!


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« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2013, 12:18:31 AM »
Boy1: pre ge holdap ko..

Boy2: nya wa ka nangayug tabang s police?

Boy1: me txt naman ko s police..

Boy2: nya unsay reply nila?

Boy1: ge replayan kug HU U!!!


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« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2013, 12:24:47 AM »
Kung ang mga babaye murag gobyerno kay daghang balaod...

Ang mga lalaki pud murag pulitika..
Daghang saad!!!

Kabantay moh???


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« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2013, 11:34:57 AM »
Tatay: mag aral kang mabuti, exam nyo na bukas, kapag bumagsak ka, kalimutan m nang ako ang iyong ama.

Anak: opo tay!

(Kinabukasan)

Tatay: Oh ano , anak, kamusta exam nyo? Pasado ka ba?

Anak: Hu u???


Bwahaha! TB member na ni ron bataa... ;D

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« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2013, 11:42:12 AM »

Pasyente: Dok, ngano man ni nga kon malibang ko naa may plema?

Doktor: OK lang na siya. Ang delikado kong inig sikma nimo naay tae!

;D

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« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2013, 11:55:25 AM »
TIGBAO: Padre, nganong naa man ka'y daghang hinayhay nga bra, panty, ug blouses? Naa kay asawa?

PARI: Sus! Kon ang inyong limos ug amot ra ang akong saligan, dili ko mabuhi. Nanglabada ko no?

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« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2013, 07:20:01 PM »
"Sa bunyag . .."

Pari: Unsa'y ngalan sa bata?
Pedro: "Surf", Padre.
Pari: Dili pwede kay ngalan na sa sabon!
Pedro: Pwede oi kay ako asawa ang ngalan kay Perla man!
Pari: Hala cge 'nya unsa man ibindita nato ani, Downy or Zonrox?

ha, ha, ha...

     Nice Joke keep posting.

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« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2013, 10:56:14 PM »
Boy, nahulog sa septic tank, sumigaw: SUNOG! SUNOG!
( Dumating ang bombero, niligtas sya.)
Bombero : "bakit SUNOG ang cnigaw mo?"
Boy: kung TAE ba cnigaw ko, pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! Ganun!?


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« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2013, 10:57:03 PM »
Pulis: Juan ampo nalang ipataas ang imong mga kamot ug ayaw pagpakitag daotang lihok aron dili me mapugos pagpusil nimo
juan: naunsa diay sir? Unsay akong sala?
Pulis: tungod nagdala2 kag armas nga walay lisensya
juan: unya sir unsa may kaso nako ani?
Pulis: illegal position of firearms
juan: unya kay dili mani tinood nga pusil akong dala sir kahoy mani nga ipil-ipil unsay kaso nako ani?
Pulis: ahhhh....illegal position of firewood


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« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2013, 08:15:49 AM »
Bwahaha! Peke man diay armasa... :P

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« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2013, 08:16:30 AM »
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