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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #120 on: December 14, 2007, 11:12:01 PM »

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2007, 12:57:07 AM »
Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan.Kung adunahan ka,duna kay "allergy",

kung pobre ka,aduna kay"korikong" Sa pobre,"nabu-ang', kung adunahan,"nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"

Sa adunahan nga mangawat,ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre"k******n"

Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo,ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug

adunahan "migraine" Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"

Kung maid ka nga itomon,tawgon ka ug "negrita",pero kon

adunahan ka ug mas  itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"

Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug

"uwagan" o"burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"

Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang", pero kon datu

ang tawag "senior citizen"

Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag

"slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang tawag nimo "bogok"


hay kapait pag pobre ta...







wahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahhahahhahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahaahahhahahhahhahhhahhahahaha


sorry perte gyud daghan kay ga ligid ligid gyud ko diri...

hay ambot nimo Barbaro!!!

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2007, 01:03:37 AM »
Dabinskie...ginhawaaa sa dha...ako madugay nako katawa ky sakit naman hinoon
ako dughan ug tiyan halos di na ko kaginhawa cgi bahakhak. ;D

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #123 on: December 15, 2007, 01:51:08 AM »
huy blue sus morag malagpot akong lingag-ngag!!!

wahahahhahhahahha

hay amboot...

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« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2007, 01:54:54 AM »
hahahhahahahhahhaha

nganong wa man ko kita ani ganiha...hehehehhehehhe



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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #125 on: December 15, 2007, 01:55:40 AM »
mahirap maging mahirap!!!

aw mao ba to???

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« Reply #126 on: December 15, 2007, 01:58:42 AM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D huuh...mitindog ko ky moinom ug tubig,
unsa ba nga hapit naman ko sud-ipi...
nakahinumdom ko sa perfum nga baho...ky naa konoy one "1"dwarf namatay..whaaaahahahahaha
kadto ba perfum nga Snowwhite & seven dwarf...ingon humot kuno..
pagsimhot sa customer...oyyyy baho man lagi...ingon tindero...awww ky namatay 1 dwende ana...

basaha ra naa diha...mating ka Barbs..hiktan ko ani madugay boi... ;D


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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #127 on: December 15, 2007, 02:34:16 AM »
Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin
 na kamamatay lang?
 
Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung
papayag ang punerarya

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #128 on: December 15, 2007, 02:41:00 AM »
bwahaahahhahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhaahhahhaha




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« Reply #129 on: December 15, 2007, 02:48:00 AM »

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2007, 02:51:39 AM »
nag sigi pa gyud ko katawa sa duwende nga namatay!

wahahhahahahahahhahhahahah

hala mag drive na raba ko paingon makita ko sa mga tawo ani makaingon gyud sila hala ang wife ni mike naay pagka gamay!!!

wahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha

Ger,lain gyud ko blue kay ug naa kuy kataw an dili gyud na mawala dayun...


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« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2007, 02:54:11 AM »

hahhahahahhhahahhaha mo ingon mga tawo nga naka kita nimo...

na tralala naka...hahahahhahaha

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« Reply #132 on: December 15, 2007, 02:55:51 AM »
tan-awa c Ginger..wla na katingog,
nagligid-ligid na laman... ;D..unsa man Ger? tabangon ba ka nako dha? ;D

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2007, 02:59:56 AM »
nag sigi pa gyud ko katawa sa duwende nga namatay!

wahahhahahahahahhahhahahah

hala mag drive na raba ko paingon makita ko sa mga tawo ani makaingon gyud sila hala ang wife ni mike naay pagka gamay!!!

wahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha

Ger,lain gyud ko blue kay ug naa kuy kataw an dili gyud na mawala dayun...


nakalimot ko asa to nasulat ni Barbs..basta mao toy akong fav jud..
bsan asa ko..work or mag drive..bsan matulog basta makahinumdom ko...mo-agik-ik
kog katawa...ayehhh hiktanan na ko dre duh...
jusko ug mosolod ko sa bathroom makakita kos perfum...mahinumdom kos dwende nga namatay
maong nabaho ang perfum ;D ;D

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2007, 03:01:58 AM »
wahahhahhahahhahha

gusto ka mag padala ko ug posas sa imong xmas gift????

ahaa! good idea????

Posas nga naay Initial shu-ang sa TB!!!


Si Ginger basi kinahanglan ug CPR???

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« Reply #135 on: December 15, 2007, 04:43:34 AM »

wahehehhe cute na bah! posas nga naay suwat. ;D

Blue, ni lagom ko ganihang hapon kumatawa sa jokes oi.

Hay! ambot ug maglakaw kos dalan maka hinumdum kos TB, mag ngisi pud ko.

Daghan nata aning shu-ang. ;D ;D

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« Reply #136 on: December 15, 2007, 03:42:18 PM »
Nitong mga nakaraang buwan napapansin ni Mister ang pagiging matabang ni Misis.
Walang maisip na dahilan si Mister sa pagiging matabang ni Misis kundi ang posibilidad na si Misis ay kumakaliwa. Sa pag-iisip ni Mister kung papaano ang gagawin upang mapatunayan kung totoo ang kanyang hinala, nabanggit niya
sa kanyang Kumpare ang kanyang niloloob.

Mister: "Pare palagay ko ang Kumare mo kinakaliwa ako ngunit hindi ko mapatunayan."

Kumpadre: "Sana naman Pare hindi totoo ang hinala mo, pero kung gusto mo, mayroon akong alam na paraan para mo mapatunayan ang hinala mo."

Mister: "Siyanga Pare, ano ang alam mong paraan?"

Kumpadre: "Di ba Pare ang kama ninyo ay 'yong double bed, 'Yong bang box spring na may nakapatong na mattress sa ibabaw?"

Mister: "Ganoon nga ang kama namin Pare, Oh - ngayon?"

Kumpadre: "Ganito iyon Pare, maglagay ka ng isang gatang na palay sa kama ninyo. Sa pagitan ba ng box spring at mattress pero huwag mong ipaaalam kay Kumare."

Mister: "Eh, ano naman ang kinalaman ng palay kung totoo ngang kumakaliwa ang Kumare mo?"

Kumpadre: "Pare, iyong palay pag naging bigas..............SIGURADONG MAY BUMAYO."

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« Reply #137 on: December 15, 2007, 03:44:49 PM »
AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!

IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!

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Good Evening Ladies
« Reply #138 on: December 15, 2007, 03:46:33 PM »
Buta nisakay ug taxi

Driver:  Kahibalo ka sa direction nga buta ka man?

Buta:  Ayawg kabalaka katoltol ko.  Nakahibalo ko nga naa na ta sa Guadalupe kay naninimaho nang mangga.

Driver:  Sakto ka.  Katoltol gyud diay ka.

Buta:  Karon naa na ta sa may simbahan kay nanimaho nang kandila.

Driver:  Sakto gihapon ka.

(Paglabay nila sa tindahan ug bulad.)

Buta:  Good evening! ladies.



 ;D

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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #139 on: December 15, 2007, 03:48:30 PM »
ANAK:      nay buntis ko.. lipong ko..
NANAY:    dili ka buntis!
ANAK:      kasukaon ko nay..
NANAY:    dli lgi ka buntis!
ANAK:      gusto kog aslum..
NANAY:    animal kang bayuta ka!! kumuton ko nag itu-is nang itlog
                mo ron!!


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Re: Joke Time Again!!!
« Reply #140 on: December 15, 2007, 03:49:26 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahah..wahahahahahahahahhahaha! LOL
OMG..Hahahahahaa


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« Reply #141 on: December 15, 2007, 03:50:44 PM »
Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
REPORTER:      Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
PIRATA:          Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul gi-ilisan
                     na lang ug kahoy.
REPORTER:      Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
PIRATA:          Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy
                     kaaway.
REPORTER:      Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon?
                     (eye patch).
PIRATA:          Ah, na-ithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
REPORTER:       HA? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
PIRATA:          Gi-lugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.


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« Reply #142 on: December 15, 2007, 03:50:47 PM »
Heres a good one ;)

Andoy:  Papalita kog Viagra bi.

Pharmacist:  Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi.  Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.

Andoy:  Unsa may ngan ana?

Pharmacist:  Buyag ra.

Later that day, Andoy goes back and talks to his neighbor


Andoy:  Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare.  Gahi diay kaayo pirme?

Saling:  Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

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« Reply #143 on: December 15, 2007, 03:51:47 PM »
Heres a good one ;)

Andoy:  Papalita kog Viagra bi.

Pharmacist:  Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi.  Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.

Andoy:  Unsa may ngan ana?

Pharmacist:  Buyag ra.

Later that day, Andoy goes back and talks to his neighbor


Andoy:  Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare.  Gahi diay kaayo pirme?

Saling:  Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

hahahahahahaha!

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« Reply #144 on: December 15, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »
;)

Remember ladies, its not the size of the ship that counts, its the rolling of the waves that makes the difference.



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« Reply #145 on: December 15, 2007, 03:54:44 PM »
LAKI:       Kuha-on ko ang bulan og mga bitoon og ihalad ko kanimo.
BABAE:    Ah! saba diha! wa man ugaling ka kakuha anang kugmong
                gatambisay sa lungag sa imong ilong...
LAKI:        AW! sorry 'day ha..wala man gud ko masayod nga
                gusto sad ka ani.....


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« Reply #146 on: December 15, 2007, 03:55:45 PM »
LOL, Buanga jud nang joke uy! wahahahaha

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« Reply #147 on: December 15, 2007, 03:56:57 PM »
Photgrapher:  Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer:  Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud.  Tan-awa ang imong back  view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz

Customer:  Unya ang front view?

Photographer:  Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

LOL! Hahahahahaha!

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« Reply #148 on: December 15, 2007, 04:04:50 PM »
Eloy:  Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?

Andoy:  Pangit ka ug nawong ,  Pre.

Eloy:  Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay pangit?!

Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

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« Reply #149 on: December 15, 2007, 04:06:01 PM »
Kulas: Nganong nabukol man na imong ulo, Bay?

Badoy: Nangharana man gud ko gabii didto sa ilang Marilou, Bay Kulas. Pagsugod nako'g kanta, giitsahan dayon ko ni Marilou ug buwak.

Kulas: Pero nganong nabukol man ka?

Badoy: Ang buwak gisud man gud ug kaang.

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« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2007, 04:07:38 PM »
Sa usa  ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?

Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.

Daga: Nganong init man?

Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!

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« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2007, 05:22:51 PM »
he, he, he, lain na nang flashlight ta uy, kusug ug boltahi.

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« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2007, 05:28:27 PM »

hehehehe dong insoy daghan lagi ka ug joke.

may tagalog pa. LOL!

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« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2007, 11:37:44 PM »
Hahaha, oi himuot kaayo ko sa inyong mga jokes, sige ko bahakhak, ambot lang unsa kay huna-huna sa silingan kung makadungog, kay sa unang adlaw sige hilak karon bahakhak napud hahaha ;D

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« Reply #154 on: December 16, 2007, 04:09:27 PM »
sa usa ka dapit, nagtagbo ang duha ka magsilingan samtang ga panilhig.
mare1: ois! mare! musta naman tong panaghikay ninyo ni pare kagabii?
mare2: alegre man apan nasobrahan lageg tagay mao nga akong ulo murag mabu-ak sa ka labad.
mare1: maayo kay kana ra mads, ako gani naglabad ning akong bu-ak murag naay ulo.  





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« Reply #155 on: December 17, 2007, 01:23:26 AM »
GIBARIKUS ANG MISTER:

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« Reply #156 on: December 17, 2007, 02:04:25 AM »
hahaha wala diay palingkura ni misis ;D

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« Reply #157 on: December 17, 2007, 03:27:23 AM »
gipa overtime Haps,
a sort of Xmas gift ;D ;D

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« Reply #158 on: December 17, 2007, 03:31:55 AM »
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