Author Topic: Joke Time Again (Read 34190 times)

Glen · « **Reply #80 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:34:49 AM »

Subject: Fw: Tagalog test - Let me see if you can read these.

BASAHIN ANG MGA SUMUSUNOD SA TAGALOG: (Malakas)

B, K, W, L, K, M, G, W, P, R, M, S, Y, T, W, K, H, H, H, T, W, P,
H, H, H, T, M, N, P, R, K, N, T, NGa!

Send this to others P, R, N, man, M, K, B, wi ka! H, H, H...

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Glen · « **Reply #81 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:45:57 AM »

Sorry na click nako ang post sa sobrang katawa namo.

Ms da bins sobra as in nag loha loha me og katawa na bungkag ang colurom sa madjung.
Mao og mogawas na ang joker naa nay mo ingon nga K,T,W K Tnga!

Nice joke Ms da bins. More more please.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #82 on:** October 29, 2007, 03:41:32 PM »

SPANISH TEACHER: class, use PUERA in sentence.
PUPIL: mi maestros son bonhas (all the teachers are beautiful)
SPANISH TEACHER: oh, that's very flattering, but where's PUERA?
PUPIL: PUERA ka!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #83 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:21:40 AM »

Sorry na click nako ang post sa sobrang katawa namo.

Ms da bins sobra as in nag loha loha me og katawa na bungkag ang colurom sa madjung.
Mao og mogawas na ang joker naa nay mo ingon nga K,T,W K Tnga!

Nice joke Ms da bins. More more please.

katoka bitaw na sha Glen, hahahhahha

nag madjong mo?

kanindot...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #84 on:** November 07, 2007, 05:21:58 PM »

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!

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willmerit · « **Reply #85 on:** November 08, 2007, 03:11:13 AM »

hehehehhe

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Happy · « **Reply #86 on:** November 08, 2007, 03:38:02 AM »

welcome back Barbs

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Barbaro · « **Reply #87 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:56:41 AM »

tenchu cel...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #88 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:58:02 AM »

Ano ang saging na mataba? Saba
Ano ang sa ging na maliit? Senorita
Ano ang saging na sinusubo pati balat?
It begins with T.Esep-esep.

Sirit na? E'di Turon...

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Glen · « **Reply #89 on:** November 10, 2007, 05:40:19 AM »

Ano ang saging na mataba? Saba
Ano ang sa ging na maliit? Senorita
Ano ang saging na sinusubo pati balat?
It begins with T.Esep-esep.

Sirit na? E'di Turon...

Pagkapalamoot jod nimo Barbs Oy!
abi ko unsa nga T..imo pasabot kay ang Tsikita nga banana
dile man maka-on ang balat.
Sos kay Turon man diay
gimingaw noon ko turon Barbs.

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willmerit · « **Reply #90 on:** November 10, 2007, 03:13:55 PM »

unsa man mas lami saging toron or kamote toron? para nako mas lami ang kamote toron.

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lumine · « **Reply #91 on:** November 10, 2007, 06:26:26 PM »

unsa man mas lami saging toron or kamote toron? para nako mas lami ang kamote toron.

i like kamote toron.kaon na sad, willmerit,hehe!

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willmerit · « **Reply #92 on:** November 11, 2007, 01:12:19 AM »

lagi men, kada thread mohapit man ug kan onon, hehehheh

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Barbaro · « **Reply #93 on:** November 12, 2007, 07:43:23 AM »

Pagkapalamoot jod nimo Barbs Oy!
abi ko unsa nga T..imo pasabot kay ang Tsikita nga banana
dile man maka-on ang balat.
Sos kay Turon man diay
gimingaw noon ko turon Barbs.

lami bitaw ng turon.. labi nag butangan ug nangkang hinong apil pag prito..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #94 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:19:42 AM »

A ship sank..2 sailors adrift..
Sailor 1: Lord, palahubog mi, mga sugarol, botakal nya daghan mi mga kabit. If you
Save us Lord we promise to ..
Sailor 2: Taymsa! Ayaw sa promise naa ko nakit-an na island!

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willmerit · « **Reply #95 on:** November 17, 2007, 07:44:08 PM »

hahahA hirit diay!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #96 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:13:32 PM »

Pa ngilngiggay gamit ug Samurai:
Indian: Waaah! Langaw patay!
Hapon: Wata! Langaw putol ulo!
Pinoy: wata ( Langaw milupad ghapon)
Hapon: Oi! Ngano lupad man ghapon na?
Pinoy: Aw patyon diay? Abe nako tuli-on lang!

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Glen · « **Reply #97 on:** November 24, 2007, 07:25:44 AM »

Pa ngilngiggay gamit ug Samurai:
Indian: Waaah! Langaw patay!
Hapon: Wata! Langaw putol ulo!
Pinoy: wata ( Langaw milupad ghapon)
Hapon: Oi! Ngano lupad man ghapon na?
Pinoy: Aw patyon diay? Abe nako tuli-on lang!

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Hahahhaa ka ubo matuli diay ang langaw?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #98 on:** November 24, 2007, 12:26:47 PM »

Si juan og pedro nanglakaw, samtang galakaw nangutana si pedro kang juan.

pedro: juan! pananglitan kung naay lion nya gukoron ka asa man ka paingon?
juan: kasayon...asa pa di modagan ko.
pedro: nya wala ka kahibaw nga ang lion kusog mana modagan.
juan: aw...mosaka sa dakong punoan.
pedro: nya wala ka kahibaw nga kamao man pod na mosaka ang lion kay mura mana
sila og iring.
juan: aw...molangoy sa sapa para di na gyud ka gukod.
pedro: nya kamao man pod na molangoy kay mao gud na ang hari sa lasang.
juan(naglagot): matay pedro...unsa man gyud akong sala nimo nga imo man gyud ko
ipakaon sa lion.
pedro: UNSWAAA!!!

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swakee · « **Reply #99 on:** November 24, 2007, 12:36:54 PM »

SPANISH TEACHER: class, use PUERA in sentence.
PUPIL: mi maestros son bonhas (all the teachers are beautiful)
SPANISH TEACHER: oh, that's very flattering, but where's PUERA?
PUPIL: PUERA ka!

puera gaba ka maestraha ka! bwahahaaaha...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #100 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:02:37 AM »

Dear Pedro:
Pinagsisihan ko pagbasted ko sau. Tinetesting ko lang pacencia mo
nung sabihin kong sobrang pangit mo, wala kang kwenta at ng sinumpa
kita.
Bawat segundo ikaw nasa isip ko. Kahit sa panaginip, andun ka pa rin.
Tanggap na tanggap ka ng magulang ko. Mahilig lang talaga silang
magbiro nung hinabol ka ng itak ng tatay at nanay ko. Di ako
mabubuhay ng wala ka.
Nagmamahal,
Bianca.
P.S: Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo ng lotto.

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Bambi · « **Reply #101 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:07:56 AM »

Welcome again Barbaro!

Itinago na ni Itay ang itak at saka luto ng luto si Inay.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #102 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:15:10 AM »

bambs.. syaro ug gukdon pa.. lotto na noh..millioness na malabo..

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Bambi · « **Reply #103 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:22:04 AM »

LOTTO WINNER (husband) .....called his wife, please pack my little things needed for vacation, I won the lottery!

(Wife)---------namutos na

(Husband).....is everything ready? I will pick-it up?

(Wife)...........not yet dear, I don't know which pair of shoes I must have to take.

(Husband).....who told you that you will go with?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #104 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:00:54 AM »

Itlog og iti:
anak: mama mama dili nako mokaun og itlog kay manimaho ko og iti ingon atong silingan
mama: motoo man ka nila na botbot mana
anak: tinood no na mama
mama: so og mukaon ka og itlog manimaho ka og iti,so kaon nalang iti para maniho ka og itlog

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hazel · « **Reply #105 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:03:24 AM »

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Happy · « **Reply #106 on:** December 07, 2007, 07:09:16 AM »

hahaha nindot na kung wala nay ikapalit ug itlog mokaon nalang ug iti

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Barbaro · « **Reply #107 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:47:06 PM »

Anak: Itay meron ba tayong kamaganak na mahirap?
Itay: Meron anak kaya lang di ko kilala.
Anak: E mayaman pong kamaganak meron ba tayo?
Itay: Oo anak meron, kaya lang di tayo kilala!.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #108 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:06:28 AM »

wahehehehehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #109 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:58:15 AM »

ahehhehehhe kinsa kaha ilang kaila...

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Scarb · « **Reply #110 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:06:11 AM »

usahay kung maghilak ka, way nakakita
sa imong mga luha...

kung malipayon ka, way nakakita sa imong pahiyom...

kung nasakitan ka, way nakakita sa imong kasakit...

pero testingig PANGUTOT, lingi lagi na
sila tanan!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #111 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:19:35 AM »

ewehehehhehehhehehehhhehehhe

tutokan pa kang hait nga mata!!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #112 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:22:17 AM »

TEACHER : give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa,
wa sya kuyapi??

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willmerit · « **Reply #113 on:** December 12, 2007, 03:30:24 AM »

hehhehehe

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st. agnes · « **Reply #114 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:33:43 AM »

TEACHER : give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa,
wa sya kuyapi??

hehehehehe : )

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Barbaro · « **Reply #115 on:** December 12, 2007, 07:06:45 PM »

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

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hazel · « **Reply #116 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:40:30 PM »

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

ahehehehe ngiti lang kahit naka harap sa computer...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #117 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:45:51 AM »

wahahahahhhehehehhehehe...

T W P L Gi, P Rng T Nga.!!???

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Barbaro · « **Reply #118 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:56:43 PM »

Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter â€œMâ€
Pupil: Maroon!!!Teacher: Anybody else??
Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maioletâ€¦
Teacher: Mery ngood!!!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #119 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:30:43 PM »

Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan.Kung adunahan ka,duna kay "allergy",

kung pobre ka,aduna kay"korikong" Sa pobre,"nabu-ang', kung adunahan,"nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"

Sa adunahan nga mangawat,ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre"k******n"

Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo,ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug

adunahan "migraine" Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"

Kung maid ka nga itomon,tawgon ka ug "negrita",pero kon

adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"

Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug

"uwagan" o"burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"

Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang", pero kon datu

ang tawag "senior citizen"

Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag

"slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang tawag nimo "bogok"

hay kapait pag pobre ta...

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Author Topic: Joke Time Again (Read 34190 times)

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