An engineer died and ended up in Hell.
He was not pleased with the level of
comfort in Hell, and began to redesign
and build improvements. After awhile,
they had toilets that flush, air
conditioning, and escalators. Everyone
grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him,
"So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great.
We've got air conditioning and flush
toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to
come up with next."God was surprised,
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a
mistake. He should never have gotten
down there in the first place. Send him
back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having
an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here
now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to
get a lawyer?"
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