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Barbaro
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7 DAYS without PORK makes 1 WEAK.
Ice, Ice, Ice pa..
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June 20, 2007, 01:12:48 AM »
Nahitabo kini niadtong mga dekada 70 diin ang mga barko gikan sa Manila mudagan ug lima ka adlaw bag-o muabot diri sa Dakbayan sa BOHOL. Pwerting hinaya, makasugat gani ug
bukong, makalikay pa!
Adunay upat ka mga barkada ga-inom sulod sa ilang kabin unya nahutdan
sila ug ice. Gitawag nila ang steward ug nangayo
sila ug ice.
Steward : Wala ra ba mi ice diri sir! (pinasingka
nga pagkatubag)
Barkada : Unsa? Hatagan ka namo ug P20.00, dad-i mi
ug ice.
Kuwarta na gud na, midali-dali ug dagan ang steward
ug nahibalik
human sa kinse minutos, gahangos nga nagkanayon,
Di-a na inyong ice sir, o.
Paglabay sa pipila ka oras nga gasigi sila ug inom,
nahurot na pud
ang ilang ice. Sama sa gihapon, gitawag nila ang
steward ug
gitunulan nila ug P50.00. Abtik sad gihapon nga
midagan ug mibalik
ang steward nga gadala na ug ice.
Sa pagpadayon nila ug inom, nahutdan na pud sila ug
ice. Sa ika-tulo
ka higayon, nag pa presyo na gyud ang steward. Dili
na musogot.
Napugos ang barkada ug tunol ug P75.00. Mikaratil ug
dagan ang
steward ug pag balik gadala na ug ice. Wala mag
dugay, nahurot na
pud ang ice.
Ug sa ika-upat ka higayon, gitawag na pud nila ang
steward.
Steward : Lisod naman nang inyong gisugo nako sir,
barko gud ni.
Walay tindahan dinhi uy! Bisan ug pila pa ang inyong
ihatag nako
sir, dili na gyud ko.
Barkada : Walay lisod-lisod diha, o niay P500.00,
hala lakaw na!
(medyo hubog na! dili na maminaw ug rason!)
Pagkakita sa P500.00, nag duha-duha ang steward apan
natintal gayud
ug dawat.
Steward : (nagkurog nga nagsulti) Sssssiiggee sirrr,
pero kong
mmaaabbaahhoo tung MINATAY didto sa ubos, wala koy
lllaaabboott haaa?
......duhh! nahuwasan ang upat ka barkada ..... na
hala pamugos pa!
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Re: Ice, Ice, Ice pa..
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June 20, 2007, 03:40:17 AM »
ewwwwwww, kaluod
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June 20, 2007, 04:20:20 AM »
unsa kahay lami atong giinom nila?
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June 20, 2007, 04:20:55 AM »
parat parat guro
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Re: Ice, Ice, Ice pa..
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June 20, 2007, 09:29:40 AM »
whewwww
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7 DAYS without PORK makes 1 WEAK.
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June 20, 2007, 11:17:37 AM »
mao man gyod na natong taga bohol maka uli gani UG fiesta sa barko palang dili man gyod mawala ng inom.. pero sa kanhiay pana sya wala paman cube ICE sauna karon naana man.. WORRY FREE
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June 20, 2007, 02:39:03 PM »
funny but really yucky...lolz!
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7 DAYS without PORK makes 1 WEAK.
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June 22, 2007, 10:20:43 PM »
mao say gusto sa steward oi.. kay sideline nato niya.. kaso ang probs kung mabahu nga naman ang patay..
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June 23, 2007, 10:59:20 AM »
basin moreklamo na ang patay kay mabaho nay sya..wahahaha!
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June 23, 2007, 05:47:26 PM »
anha mag agi gyod yadz, panam-ong na diha...
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June 23, 2007, 05:53:26 PM »
hahaha..gukoron jud ta sa patay ani!
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