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How far to that village?

“How long will it take me to walk into the village from here?” inquired
the English tourist.
“No idea,” replied the Kerry farmer.
Off trudged the Englishman muttering to himself.
“Come back, sir,” called the Kerryman.
“What now?” asked the tourist.
“It’ll take you about ten minutes.”
“Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?” asked the Englishman.
“Sure I didn’t know how fast you walked!” smiled the farmer.

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