Mike and Larry are walking in the forest when Mike gets bit on his @$$ by a snake. He's afraid the snake is poisonous, so Larry suggests that Mike stays there while he goes to find the nearest doctor, which is a mile away. After a while, Larry arrives at the hospital & informs the doctor that his friend got bitten by a poisonous snake. The doctor says to cut a small "x" where he got bit, and suck the poison with his mouth & spit it out. Soon Larry returns, and Mike asks him "What did the doctor say?"
Larry answered, "He says you're screwed."
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