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Hayyyy....na interview na gyud ko ni Maam, madawat ba kaha ko?...

Started by bugsay, September 12, 2011, 09:53:24 AM

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bugsay

September 12, 2011, 09:53:24 AM
Mao ni ang unod sa inteview, wa pa ko kalimot...english kay taga Empire man si maam...

Maam : Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Bugsay : Easy. Just drop the egg. Concrete floors are very hard so the floor will not crack!

Maam : If it took four men four hours to code a program, how long would it take eight men to code it?
Bugsay : No time at all, the program is already there.

Maam : If you have three oranges and three apples in one hand and four oranges and four apples in the other hand, what would you have?
Bugsay : You have really huge hands.(really funny one)

Maam : If you throw a Blue stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Bugsay : It will become Wet. ;D

Lahi nga pangutana.....pero si sir na ang nipuli.. :P

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#1
September 12, 2011, 10:29:25 AM
Adto ka ibutang sa Complaints Department, Bay Bugs--kana kon dawaton ka. Pero duda ko, morag galagot ang Empire builders sa mga pilosopo sama nimo... ;D
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bugsay

#2
September 12, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
imong buot ipasabot nga pakyas nasa ang pag pang empleyo nako ani?.. ;D
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#3
September 12, 2011, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: bugsay on September 12, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
imong buot ipasabot nga pakyas nasa ang pag pang empleyo nako ani?.. ;D


Maingon tang punga. Pero kinsay nasayod, basin imong makahir si Mam sa kyut nimong pinahiyoman... ;D
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chicogon

#4
September 12, 2011, 12:25:52 PM
Gibalhin na ni mam ang iyang biznez kay mga sipok kunog mga ulo mga aplikante deri unja daghan kuno pong mangawras di sija moangay bwahahaha  ;D

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#5
September 12, 2011, 01:08:42 PM
nyahahaha......
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September 12, 2011, 02:57:33 PM
Quote from: chicogon on September 12, 2011, 12:25:52 PM
Gibalhin na ni mam ang iyang biznez kay mga sipok kunog mga ulo mga aplikante deri unja daghan kuno pong mangawras di sija moangay bwahahaha  ;D


Naa ra bay mangawrasay nga bangis jamo labi nag di ka-nap... ;D
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#7
September 12, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
ngiaowww!  gibalhin ni ma'am iyang biznez kay human sa interview ni bugsay ug hubag, mo-advance man dayon ang duha ug three-month salary para sa ilang sex change, hahaha! ;D
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September 12, 2011, 08:37:45 PM
Quote from: islander on September 12, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
ngiaowww!  gibalhin ni ma'am iyang biznez kay human sa interview ni bugsay ug hubag, mo-advance man dayon ang duha ug three-month salary para sa ilang sex change, hahaha! ;D

Correction! Ang among three-month salary kuwang pa gani para sa pagpahibuto... ;D
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September 13, 2011, 04:16:22 AM
Belib gjod ko a ka bright ni Bugsay! bwhahaha ;D ;D ;D
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September 13, 2011, 10:21:32 AM
Quote from: islander on September 12, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
ngiaowww!  gibalhin ni ma'am iyang biznez kay human sa interview ni bugsay ug hubag, mo-advance man dayon ang duha ug three-month salary para sa ilang sex change, hahaha! ;D

Hehehe nitingog na jug balik ang tigpa ngawras  :P

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#11
September 13, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
Quote from: Bambi on September 13, 2011, 04:16:22 AM
Belib gjod ko a ka bright ni Bugsay! bwhahaha ;D ;D ;D

buyag ka diha Bambi....hehehehe..

kumusta na man ka maam, gimingaw na tawon mi nimo...kay panagsa na man lang ka mo ik-ik.. ;D
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September 13, 2011, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: Bambi on September 13, 2011, 04:16:22 AM
Belib gjod ko a ka bright ni Bugsay! bwhahaha ;D ;D ;D

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#13
September 13, 2011, 07:05:34 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on September 13, 2011, 05:29:31 PM
He he, maajog di taga Balingsya... ;D

maajo diay'ng pagka liwat?... ;D
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#14
September 14, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: bugsay on September 13, 2011, 07:05:34 PM
maajo diay'ng pagka liwat?... ;D

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