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GED Questions
« on: October 16, 2010, 05:07:17 PM »
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers .... from 16 year olds...and they WILL breed.


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 05:07:53 PM »
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 05:08:16 PM »
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2010, 05:08:35 PM »
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2010, 05:08:54 PM »
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2010, 05:09:24 PM »
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 05:09:54 PM »

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium .



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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 05:10:12 PM »

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome


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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 05:10:26 PM »
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2010, 05:10:44 PM »
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable

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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2010, 05:11:09 PM »
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 08:22:41 PM »
What is marriage?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.



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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 01:06:04 PM »
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable

Here's another irrefutable answer, this time in math:





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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 06:01:15 PM »
What is marriage?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.



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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2010, 10:43:34 PM »
indi ako magatoo ani gid bla walis gid ang asawa ko man ako gid ang manog too


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Re: GED Questions
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2010, 10:51:24 PM »
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists










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