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  Barbaro, you are a CHAMPION sa mga jaga-jaga Doy, where you have all these?? to be continued.............

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hehehhehe very funny 

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hey jaja welcome sa tb.  where man ka nakabase karon?

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hello jaja ok ra ko dire.  dia ko sa north carolina.  busy schooling and working at the same time.  maau ka da kay naa ka sa dubai, nindot man siguro dinha.

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every
once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"


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sorry wrong number...

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Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. **** out to here, Mike.
****
out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'

I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike. She couldn't swim!"



The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "What are you happy

about today Pat?"

"Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...**** out to here, Mike.
**** out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'

I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out,

Mike. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I

said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't

swim!"



A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there cryin'
over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just

waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... **** WAY out to here, Mike. **** WAY out to here. She says, 'Can I have a ride in

your boat?'

So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out,

Mike, way WAY out... much further than the last two.

I turned off the key, and looked at her **** and said 'It's either screw or swim!'



She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike! She had this great
BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"

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hahaha tagam jud, maayo ra oroy to para niya, kabayaran ba;D

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"You're busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend then?" ~ Rentanotherpornophobia



my favorite Phobia of all...

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wahahahhahahahaha

tig katawa nalang ko ani...

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Pareha ta duha mga katawaphobia...Sakit na akung bagang sa kakatawa.

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
 
  MAN: "Hello"
  WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
  MAN: "Yes"
  WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
  MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
  WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
  models. I saw one I really liked."
  MAN: "How much?"
  WOMAN: "$90,000"
  MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
  WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
  MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
  WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
   MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
 
  The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"






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Naglaway ka sa kaibog, har! har! har! tag anan nako, ako pod, tabangi lagi ko mam unsaon pagsugod ug topic  para magsige ta katawa deri

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Hahahaha pagkaluoy sa bana intawon

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hhahahahahha

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A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.

Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.

He says, "I'm still working on it."

Two years pass by and no marriage.

St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.

Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.

The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.

"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.

St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"

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hehehhe unsa raman diay naa sa heaven?

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poor groom

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Thanks God father kay wala ka ka-memorize sa psalm 129

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Poor officer, when the chief gets back.

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