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December 04, 2009, 04:20:42 PM »
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
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I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
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"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
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We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
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I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
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I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
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