> "A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
> God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43
> years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided
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> tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it. After her last operation, She was released
> from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way Home, she
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
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