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AsPo · « **Reply #160 on:** October 04, 2009, 05:47:14 PM »

ang pukpuk pag bosina ng oto pasok sa kwarto

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #161 on:** October 04, 2009, 05:53:29 PM »

Di ba putput na, Cat?

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AsPo · « **Reply #162 on:** October 04, 2009, 05:55:27 PM »

pagputput sabay kislot ang lubot

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #163 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:00:44 PM »

Bwahaha. unja ang pukpuk, unsa man pud?

Ig pukpuk matuk-an ang ibon..

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AsPo · « **Reply #164 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:01:49 PM »

dili mist ang pukpuk maglaghoslaghos ang ibon

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #165 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:04:02 PM »

Dili oi..ig pukpuk,moangay ang ibon..magpahunok ra.

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AsPo · « **Reply #166 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:05:42 PM »

ngano man maminaw og naay laing ibon?

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #167 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:19:16 PM »

Magpahunok kay niangay gi pukpuk..

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AsPo · « **Reply #168 on:** October 05, 2009, 02:31:50 PM »

mura diay og piso madokdokan sa losong pukpukon aron mabuhi.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #169 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:50:29 PM »

Dear Dodong,

Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...

Nagmamahal - Nanay

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #170 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:51:18 PM »

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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AsPo · « **Reply #171 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:53:31 PM »

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

hahahhaahhha

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #172 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:56:18 PM »

Q: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lalaking tumataya sa lotto at ang lalaking nakikipag-away sa misis niya.

A: Mas malaki ang tsansa ng lalaking manalo sa lotto kaysa sa pakikipag-away sa misis niya.

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AsPo · « **Reply #173 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:59:43 PM »

Q: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lalaking tumataya sa lotto at ang lalaking nakikipag-away sa misis niya.

A: Mas malaki ang tsansa ng lalaking manalo sa lotto kaysa sa pakikipag-away sa misis niya.

kc matalo

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #174 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:08:42 PM »

Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan

Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot!

Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan!

Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #175 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:31:30 PM »

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

Medjo brayt nag gamay si Erap kay nakasabot na mag CREMATED, bwahaha.

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AsPo · « **Reply #176 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:47:56 PM »

Medjo brayt nag gamay si Erap kay nakasabot na mag CREMATED, bwahaha.

kanunay jod ni biktima si erap sa joke,og english na gamiton

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #177 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:39:23 PM »

IDD call from the US

Husband: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?
Wife: department store na!
Husband: ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: ang trickad?
Wife: taxi na!
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: lima na!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #178 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:40:09 PM »

Suporta

Divorced father: Anak pag-uwi mo, ibigay mo sa Nanay mo itong tseke at sabihin mo 18 years old ka na, huling theke na makukuha niya for child support, tapos tingnan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.

Anak: Mommy, sabi ni Daddy ibigay ko daw sa â€˜yo itong tseke, last support na niya ito sa akin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tingnan ko raw ang expression ng face mo.

Mommy: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya, pakisabi salamat sa suporta kahit â€˜di mo siya Tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo ang expression ng face niya!

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #179 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:42:59 PM »

Ang taong walang bisyo

Pauper - Iho, palimos naman.
Student - Ibibili nyo lang po ng sigarilyo.
Pauper - Hindi ako naninigarilyo...
Student - Siguro ibibili nyo po ng alak.
Pauper - Hindi rin ako lasenggo...
Student - Naku, malamang ibibili nyo ng droga!
Pauper - Talagang wala akong bisyo...
Student - Ganun po ba? Sumama kayo sa bahay.
Pauper - Bakit?
Student - Ipapakita ko kay Inay kung anung mangyayari sa taong walang bisyo!)

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #180 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:44:47 PM »

Miscommunication

Mom - Anak, mag-ingat ka sa daan pagpasok sa eskwela.
Child - Opo, Nay!
Mom - Pag may nakita kang sasakyan sa daan, tumabi ka.
Child - Opo, Nay!
Mom - Di ka naman yata nakikinig. Ano nga ba ang bilin ko sa iyo?
Child - Pag may nakita po akong sasakyan sa daan, tatabihan ko po yung sasakyan.

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fdaray · « **Reply #181 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:50:47 PM »

ha............ha...ha.. he....he..he.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #182 on:** October 09, 2009, 07:52:34 PM »

IDD call from the US

Husband: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?
Wife: department store na!
Husband: ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: ang trickad?
Wife: taxi na!
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: lima na!

Bwahaha. Ang sipag talaga ni Misis!

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AsPo · « **Reply #183 on:** October 09, 2009, 08:28:37 PM »

Bwahaha. Ang sipag talaga ni Misis!

swerte ni mr.kay kay na times 2 ja anak.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #184 on:** October 09, 2009, 08:30:21 PM »

Swerte jud kay wa gud sijay hago.

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AsPo · « **Reply #185 on:** October 09, 2009, 08:59:44 PM »

Swerte jud kay wa gud sijay hago.

wa na bikogi ang bagtak og wapa makuhai ijang tinigom nga juice
hahahhha

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #186 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:18:09 PM »

Mao ni klase sa asawa nga naay initiative. Maajong paliwatan. Aw, gipaliwatan jud bitaw.

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #187 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:43:55 PM »

Mao nay maayong asawa,honest..

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AsPo · « **Reply #188 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:28:09 PM »

Mao nay maayong asawa,honest..

kugihan mist nagsariling sikap.wa na huwata si mr

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #189 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:51:12 PM »

Honest pa,kugihan pa jud.Angay ni hatagan ug carrots award.

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AsPo · « **Reply #190 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:53:14 PM »

Honest pa,kugihan pa jud.Angay ni hatagan ug carrots award.

carrots og cucumber mist

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #191 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:00:32 PM »

Papilion ug unsay gusto niya sa duha.

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #192 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:01:16 PM »

Unfair noh kay ug laki ang mag ing ani,way award,dapat naa pod.

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AsPo · « **Reply #193 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:04:26 PM »

Unfair noh kay ug laki ang mag ing ani,way award,dapat naa pod.

naa baja puto og kutsinta

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #194 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:08:42 PM »

Aw,maglumba ug dagan sila ana kay puto man ug kutsinta,labi na ug ingnon nga bingka.

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AsPo · « **Reply #195 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:11:30 PM »

Aw,maglumba ug dagan sila ana kay puto man ug kutsinta,labi na ug ingnon nga bingka.

espesyal ang bibingka mist.kay naay whip cream gibutang

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #196 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:13:18 PM »

Bag-ong haon pa jud.

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AsPo · « **Reply #197 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:16:51 PM »

Bag-ong haon pa jud.

dili kaya bag ong waswas

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #198 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:32:55 PM »

Bag-ong huswa.

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AsPo · « **Reply #199 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:35:23 PM »

Bag-ong huswa.

hubs unsay huswa

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