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« Reply #120 on: October 01, 2009, 09:18:38 AM »
hahahhhahhaha

unsa may imong gikataw-an cat?

bisag taga-Philippines jud na sija. hahahaha

ikaw bay glace, taga asa mang ka? ;D

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« Reply #121 on: October 01, 2009, 12:24:12 PM »
Ang Papel

ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".

TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!

ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?

TATAY: Bomb paper!


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« Reply #122 on: October 01, 2009, 12:25:08 PM »
Ang Ma-Remains

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!

JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!

ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."


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« Reply #123 on: October 01, 2009, 12:29:05 PM »
Itlog

Ama: Kumusta ang imong pag-tuon Dong?

Anak: Nag-lesson mi karong adlawa tay bahin sa mga manok.

Ama: Unja, dali ra ba kang nakasabot?

Anak: Chicken na chicken Tay!

Ama: Unja, pila man imong grade?

Anak: Itlog tay.



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« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2009, 12:36:34 PM »
Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...

Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?

Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!


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« Reply #125 on: October 01, 2009, 12:40:22 PM »
May Sayad Ka Ba?

Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.

Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me sayad ang pasyenteng dinadala sa dito?

Doktor: Ganito yun. Pinupuno namin ng tubig ang isang bath tub. Tapos, iaabot namin sa pasyente ang kutsara, tasa at balde at uutusan namin siyang limasin o tanggalin nya ang tubig sa bathtub. Titingnan namin ngayon kung ano ang gagamitin niya sa tatlo.

Juan: Magaling, siguradong pipiliin ng normal na tao ang balde para mabilis na maubos ang tubig!

Doktor: Mali! Kapag normal ang isang tao, tatanggalin lang niya ang plug (yung tapon na nakabara sa butas) ng bathtub!


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« Reply #126 on: October 01, 2009, 12:40:53 PM »
ha...ha...ha..ha...ha...
"What's your name?"
"Ako, mam, yes...."
"Next," ang gitudlo ni mam iyang silingan.
"Unsa mam, wa ka kaila nako...."
"HA...ha...ha...ay nako"  :o :o


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« Reply #127 on: October 01, 2009, 12:44:18 PM »
Song Title Translations

Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know! - Huwag Mo Kong Gawing Tanga!

Sometimes When We Touch - Minsan Kapag Tayo'y Naghihipuan

Touch Me In The Morning - Hipuan Mo Ko Sa Umaga

Stairway To Heaven - Mula Paa Hanggang Singit

Hurt So Good - Array, ang Sarrap!

Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Maitim Ang Puso

I Left My Heart In San Francisco - Walang akong Puso ngayon

King And Queen Of Hearts - Tong-itan at pusuyan!

Pretty Woman - AKO yun o kaya'y di ikaw yun!

Hey Jude - Hoy Hudas! Barabas!

Power Of Love - Buntis

How Deep Is Your Love - Gaano Kalalim ang sa iyo

Three Times A Lady - Super Bakla

More Than A Woman - Tomboy (T-Bird)

Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon



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« Reply #128 on: October 01, 2009, 12:47:32 PM »
Si Domingo

ANAK: 'Nay, pwede na ba akong mag-bra? Kinse anyos na po ako. Pwede na po ba?

INA: Hoy tigilan mo nga ako, Domingo!!!



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« Reply #129 on: October 01, 2009, 01:03:11 PM »
Miabot sa Dodong gikan sa school.
"Ma, dog diay ang english sa iro,"
"Very bright gyud ka Dong,"
"Nganong dog may english Ma?"
"Kay modug man na si Blacky nimo."
"Nganong cat may english sa iring Ma."
"Alang-alang Dong.., kay mo cat cat man sa bongbong Dong"
"Bright diay ka Ma"
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« Reply #130 on: October 01, 2009, 04:19:52 PM »
Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon


Whahaha..praktison naku ni nga lines ig mamenyo naku.. ;D ;D

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« Reply #131 on: October 01, 2009, 04:36:20 PM »
Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!

Misis: E ako, sino?

Mister: Si DACOS!

Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?

Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!


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« Reply #132 on: October 01, 2009, 04:41:07 PM »
English to French Translation

city - ce vou

drugs - sha vou

goodbye - va vou

bald - cal vou

caught in the act - vou cou

hair - valahe vou

not clear - la vou

sink- lava vou

beach resort - mali vou

tanga - vou vou

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« Reply #133 on: October 01, 2009, 05:01:00 PM »
Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon


Whahaha..praktison naku ni nga lines ig mamenyo naku.. ;D ;D

Di na magsilbi nako nga line Mist kon akoy ma-bana nimo, kay dili ko Sabadista..... ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #134 on: October 01, 2009, 05:03:05 PM »
sadya-ve vou
nasuko-laguvo
nihilak-ka o vou
gibiya-an-valiki ko
gisapawan-vuhi pako
nakatog-hagvong ko

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« Reply #135 on: October 01, 2009, 05:04:42 PM »
Di na magsilbi nako nga line Mist kon akoy ma-bana nimo, kay dili ko Sabadista..... ;D ;D ;D ;D


Kadilikado ba diay nimo oi..bisan pulang dagat imo langoyon jud.. ;D ;D

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« Reply #136 on: October 01, 2009, 05:05:50 PM »
sadya-ve vou
nasuko-laguvo
nihilak-ka o vou
gibiya-an-valiki ko
gisapawan-vuhi pako
nakatog-hagvong ko

gibulagan-si Tigbao to.

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« Reply #137 on: October 01, 2009, 05:07:37 PM »

Kadilikado ba diay nimo oi..bisan pulang dagat imo langoyon jud.. ;D ;D

 :o  :o  :o

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« Reply #138 on: October 01, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »
hahahaha. sabit jud ahong pangan da. hahahaha




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #139 on: October 02, 2009, 02:49:40 PM »
Diaper

Kapag umiiyak ang baby, i PAMPERS mo!

Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i KIMBIES mo!

Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y, i HUGGIES mo na!!


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« Reply #140 on: October 02, 2009, 02:52:14 PM »
Wag Itay!

Dear Ate Helen,

Nais kong ikuwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon.

Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.

Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap. Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.

Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado ang pinto. Hinawakan ni Itay ang braso ko. Napasigaw ako, sabi ko "ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!".

Ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha ng aking tatay sa kanyang ginagawa.

Naririnig ko si Inay na binubulabog ang pinto. Sumisigaw na, "Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak mo." Ngunit wala pa rin. Ipinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.

Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay. Nang humarap ako sa salamin ay nagulat ako sa aking nakita. Magaling naman pala mag-make-up si Itay.

Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad ng kapa si Itay. Bakla pala siya. Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang ginawa. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko. Nagyakapan kami doon
at nagiyakan.

Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.

Yours truly,


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« Reply #141 on: October 02, 2009, 02:59:22 PM »
Second Opinion

Doc: Ma’am, naa kay breast cancer.

Ma’am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i’m healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?

Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!

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« Reply #142 on: October 02, 2009, 03:00:27 PM »
Pila ka Dupa?

ATTY:  asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?

JUN:  sa kamaisan

ATTY:  nag-unsa ka didto?

JUN:  nalibang!

ATTY:  pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?

JUN:  naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?…. Ayaw pagbugal-bugal ‘torni uy!

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« Reply #143 on: October 02, 2009, 03:02:31 PM »
Sa mga Driver, Basaha ni

babae:  nong! sakay ko!

drivr:  cge! asa man ka?

bbae:  diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?

drivr:   ay libre lang kay duol man.

bbae:  ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?

drivr:  wala gihapon!

bbae:  cge nak! sabaka ko…

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« Reply #144 on: October 02, 2009, 03:03:58 PM »
AMO: inday gipatotoy na nimo ang bata?

Maid: Yes mam! gipatotoy na.

Amo: Ang sir nimo ningkaon na?

Maid: Naah! mam, dili man mukaon si sir, gipatotoy na lng pud
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« Reply #145 on: October 02, 2009, 03:04:42 PM »
BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.

TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?

BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

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« Reply #146 on: October 02, 2009, 03:05:16 PM »
TEACHER: give me a tag question.

PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.

PUPIL:  Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

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« Reply #147 on: October 02, 2009, 03:08:12 PM »
Way labotay ug mama

Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay…

Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre… Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong na jerjer.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan.

May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa ka katakla ang sakristan.

Sakristan: Aaa, way labotay ug mama Dre!



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« Reply #148 on: October 03, 2009, 03:39:01 AM »
Way labotay ug mama

Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay…

Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre… Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong na jerjer.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan.

May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa ka katakla ang sakristan.

Sakristan: Aaa, way labotay ug mama Dre!



whahahahaha, impas.

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #149 on: October 03, 2009, 05:28:10 AM »
Mathe teacher : Class, 30% ang ahong ihagbong  ninjo sa inyong kabulok!

Siloy: Sir, unsay 30 kabouk nga 28 ra man mi tanan?

Teacher: Siloy, 11 + 4 = Pila man?

Siloy: 14 Sir......

Teacher: See? Wrong!

Class: GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!!!!!!!

Siloy : 16 is the correct answer.

Teacher: Galagot na! Oh.....my God!

Class: GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!!!!!!!

Teacher: Okey, your last chance

Siloy: SIR, 11 +4 = 15

Class: GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!!!!!!!



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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #150 on: October 03, 2009, 03:22:30 PM »
call boy 1: pre kanang gamiton ta ug b***t kinsa may mo tsupa?
call boy 2: syempre ang b***t.
call boy 1: daan pa ko. sajop tong aho ganina ;D ;D ;D

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #151 on: October 04, 2009, 04:49:43 PM »
   ANG ITLOG
kong pula ang panit,PARAT kana
kong itom ang sulod DAUT na,kong naay piso sa sulod balut kana
kong naay BOHUK sa gawas agooy, LAG**Y na jud kana

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #152 on: October 04, 2009, 04:56:08 PM »
ang LOLA

LOLA:apo pakisabi naman sa lolo mohilutin ko sa likod
APO:opo oyo
yoyo iyutin mo daw si yoya patalikod
LOLO:wala ako sa mood
APO;yoya waLA daw TAMOD ti yoyo

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #153 on: October 04, 2009, 05:12:41 PM »
   ANG ITLOG
kong pula ang panit,PARAT kana
kong itom ang sulod DAUT na,kong naay piso sa sulod balut kana
kong naay BOHUK sa gawas agooy, LAG**Y na jud kana



Bwahahahaha.. ;D ;D

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #154 on: October 04, 2009, 05:13:43 PM »
 sakto bana mist nga naa sa gawas ang buhok.ja og ahitan diay

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #155 on: October 04, 2009, 05:20:14 PM »
Dili jud na sakto meow,dapat moingon: ug naay mo siwil nga taas sa gawas,aguy La**y na jud na.. ;D ;D

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« Reply #156 on: October 04, 2009, 05:23:21 PM »
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unsay kalainan sa pakpak og p*k p*k

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #157 on: October 04, 2009, 05:33:33 PM »
Ang pakpak imong hubuan,ang pikpik maoy gihubo-an. ;D ;D

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #158 on: October 04, 2009, 05:41:02 PM »
ang pakpak pag bumuka lilipad ang ibon
ang p*kp*k kong bumuka papasok ang ibon
peace

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Re: dyok dyok dyok
« Reply #159 on: October 04, 2009, 05:44:59 PM »
Bwahaha. unja ang pukpuk, unsa man pud?

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