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« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2009, 10:57:05 AM »
b***t

Amahan: Wala ka’y uwaw nga pagka-anak. Nakit-an ka sa atong silingan nga nisulod ug gay bar. b***t ka! b***t ka! Imong gipakaulawan ang atong pamilya. Maayo pa’y molayas ka aron dili ako makonsomisyon nga ako duna’y anak nga b***t!

Anak: Saba diha, Tay, uy. Mora sag dili ka b***t!!!


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« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2009, 11:01:06 AM »
Barberong Pinoy

Usa ka barberong Pinoy nga bag-ong salta sa Amireyka dili pa kaayo maka mao nga mo-iningles. Human niyag alot sa kustomer nga nakatulog, nakalimot siya unsa-on sa pagingon ang nahuman na. Sa kalit nakahinumdom siya nga kon mahuman ang sine, sa katapusan sa pelilkula duna’y “The End”. Samtang nagba-id siya sa labaha iyang gipukaw ang Kanu ug miingon, “Joe, this is your the end.”


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« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2009, 11:02:47 AM »
Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!

Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon.
Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER.
Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man?
Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect!
Nurse 2: Bitaw no!…. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT.
Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man?
Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter!
Nurse 3: Mau ba?… Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod.
Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod?
Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject!
Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang.
Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi?
Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA.
Nurse 2: Ngano man?
Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA!


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« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2009, 11:03:48 AM »
Panohot

Pare: Sister mora lagi ug indako imong tiyan?

Madre: Ah panohot lang na Padre.

(human sa unom ka buwan nakita ang Madre sa Pare nga nagkugus ug bata).

Pare: Wow sister cute man lagi ang imong utot


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« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2009, 11:13:04 AM »
ESTUDYANTE NAG-AWAY

Maestra:  Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro:  Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan:  Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra:  Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha  sa Bayang Magiliw!


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« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2009, 05:49:57 PM »
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
       
       'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
       In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
       
       'Okay then, he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
       revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
       Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than
       a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
       giggling, and then fell to the floor laughing.
       
       Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
       regain her composure.
       
       'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me.
       On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't
       happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
       
       ...'It's swollen,' he replied.
       
       She ran out of the room.
       


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« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2009, 05:56:22 PM »
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
       
       'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
       In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
       
       'Okay then, he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
       revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
       Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than
       a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
       giggling, and then fell to the floor laughing.
       
       Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
       regain her composure.
       
       'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me.
       On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't
       happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
       
       ...'It's swollen,' he replied.
       
       She ran out of the room.
       


Sus, unsa naman diay to ug wa pa mihubag? hahahaha

;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2009, 07:42:24 PM »
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
       
       'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
       In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
       
       'Okay then, he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
       revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
       Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than
       a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
       giggling, and then fell to the floor laughing.
       
       Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
       regain her composure.
       
       'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me.
       On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't
       happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
       
       ...'It's swollen,' he replied.
       
       She ran out of the room.
       


sus kung wala pa nihubag unsa kaha size ani hehehehehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2009, 12:47:38 PM »

I was not able to post in TB yesterday because it was already japanese.  Hehe.  Ato ne e introduce sa DepEd.   ;D


Teacher: Juan I translate ni sa Inglis akong tanang isulti.

Juan: Sigurado maam, ako pa si Juan.

Teacher: Sa dihang ninglabay ko ako kang gikamay pero niukuk ka kay ang adlaw diay hapon na.

Juan: When I pass by I sugar you but you cockroach me because the sun is already Japanese....

;D ;D

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« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2009, 03:01:12 PM »
KANGGUDS

ANAK: Tay, palit ta ug delata.

TATAY: Ayaw ingon ug delata anak kay mura kag taga bukid ana.

ANAK unsa diay akon itawag sa delata, tay?

TATAY: Kangguds!

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« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2009, 03:02:12 PM »
Buta ug Libat nagsinumbagay…

Buta: Hoy Libat! Gawas diha! Ayaw pag tago-tago sa ngit-ngit!

Libat: In your dreams! Ngano gud tawng mugawas ko nga duha man mo kabuok! Alkansi ko no!

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« Reply #92 on: September 25, 2009, 03:03:45 PM »
LINOG

Teacher: Unsay dapat buhaton kung maglinog?

Juan: Magsuga, mam!

Teacher: Ha? Ngano man?

Juan: Maglinog man sa among payag kada gabii man. Inig pasiga nako sa suga, muundang dayon ang linog!

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« Reply #93 on: September 25, 2009, 03:06:13 PM »
THOUGHT OF THE DAY

“Bahalag walay kaugmaon basta maugma-an. Unsaon man ang kaugmaon kung dili ka maugma-an? Kaw, gusto ka nga di na ka maugmaan pero naa kay kaugmaon?”

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« Reply #94 on: September 25, 2009, 03:07:39 PM »

Unsaon nimo pagsulti nga naay kugmo ang imong tapad nga dili siya ma-hurt?

Ingon ani:

“Excuse me.  Awom na?”

Kung gunitan niya ug matangtang, ingna dayun…

“Hala! Adjustable? Ka-nice!”


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« Reply #95 on: September 25, 2009, 03:10:35 PM »
Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!

Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?

Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!

Tatay: Anak gyud taka, liwat jud ka nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?

Son: pirteng lamea tay uy, gwapo kayo siya uy as in to the max!

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« Reply #96 on: September 25, 2009, 03:19:41 PM »


Nagpakonsulta ko sa doctor.
"Taas man kaayo ang imong sugar,
 Ayaw nag kaon sa cake,"
"Unsaon na man ni doc. nga lami nam na doc"
"ayaw ug kaon, tilaw na lang ug duha ka slice"
Ha.... ha....ha....ha...


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« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2009, 03:26:25 PM »

Hahaha.  Ayos bai Tigs.  Hehehe.  Lingaw ko ani da.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

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« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2009, 03:28:54 PM »
Hahaha.  Ayos bai Tigs.  Hehehe.  Lingaw ko ani da.


Hehehe. Kana lang sa karong adlawa kay mahutdan unja ko. Ugma na pud bay.

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« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2009, 03:30:43 PM »
“Quotes!..
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Quotes!…
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Quotes?….
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Quotes?!…..”
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- Manny Pacquiao calling the attention of his coach Freddie Roach.

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« Reply #100 on: September 25, 2009, 03:34:55 PM »

Sige Bai Tigs. Hinaut unta nga tagaan pa tag mga kaugma-an sa labaw nga makagagahum.  Hehe.   ;D

Simbako palayo  --->  Church Me Away.   ;D

Hehehe. Kana lang sa karong adlawa kay mahutdan unja ko. Ugma na pud bay.

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« Reply #101 on: September 25, 2009, 03:39:47 PM »
Sige Bai Tigs. Hinaut unta nga tagaan pa tag mga kaugma-an sa labaw nga makagagahum.  Hehe.   ;D

Simbako palayo  --->  Church Me Away.   ;D


Ikaw ra bay. Bahala ug way kaugmaon! hahaha ;D

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« Reply #102 on: September 25, 2009, 03:43:46 PM »
Hehehe. Maayo gani kay napa akan tog timos siguro m'am Tess nidako pa gamay.  Hehe.

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
        
       'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
       In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
        
       'Okay then, he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
       revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
       Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than
       a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
       giggling, and then fell to the floor laughing.
        
       Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
       regain her composure.
        
       'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me.
       On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't
       happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
        
       ...'It's swollen,' he replied.
        
       She ran out of the room.
    


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« Reply #103 on: September 25, 2009, 03:49:34 PM »
Hehehe.  Na assign ko diha Bai Tigs 1995 (Citibank Tower Paseo-Valero).  Naa koy officemates nga taga Cavit-e ug tagsayo bitaw ni sila momata kada adlaw.  Mao ne iyang motto:

"Mabuti pa yung maagang gumising keysa walang gising"   ;D

Ikaw ra bay. Bahala ug way kaugmaon! hahaha ;D

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« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2009, 03:54:36 PM »
Hahahaha. Mas maajo bitaw pud na bay kay nakamata pa man. ;D

Mura pud nas "Di baleng tamad hindi naman pagod."

;D ;D

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« Reply #105 on: September 25, 2009, 03:57:45 PM »

Sige Bai Tigs kay mosibat nako kay fireday karon.  Medyo traffic pa ulian.

Ingatz !

Hahahaha. Mas maajo bitaw pud na bay kay nakamata pa man. ;D

Mura pud nas "Di baleng tamad hindi naman pagod."

;D ;D

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« Reply #106 on: September 25, 2009, 03:59:23 PM »
Sige Bai Tigs kay mosibat nako kay fireday karon.  Medyo traffic pa ulian.

Ingatz !


Fireday para kinsa? hehehehe. Sige Bay, hinay hinay kay basin ug madakin-as. ;D

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« Reply #107 on: September 29, 2009, 01:10:47 PM »
Praktis pa to ha

Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)

Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!


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« Reply #108 on: September 29, 2009, 01:12:52 PM »
Mibawos

Pare 1: Pre, giingnan ka ba sa imo asawa nga nanan-aw mig sine kagabii sa Ayala ug puwerte namong halok-halok?

Pare 2: Aw, wa man Pre. Ako diay ning iuli ang panty sa imong asawa Pre kay maoy akong nasul-ob gabii.


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« Reply #109 on: September 29, 2009, 01:38:38 PM »
Ang bugo barog

Maestra: Palihog barog kadtong mga bugo.

(Human sa usa ka minutos, mibarog si Juan.)

Maestra: Juan, midawat diay ka nga bugo ka?

Juan: Aw, gikuyogan ta lang ka Ma’am. Ikaw ra man gong usa ang gabarog.


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« Reply #110 on: September 29, 2009, 02:29:53 PM »
"Di baleng tamad hindi naman pagod."

;D ;D

Parehas ni sa motto sa ahong kauban sa opisina kaniadto: "Late tuod ko mosulod, pero sajo man pud ko mopauli."

Bwahaha. ;D

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« Reply #111 on: September 30, 2009, 05:17:10 PM »
Wa palupig

Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?

Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?

Anak: Aw, palupig ba god ko. Sero pod!


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« Reply #112 on: September 30, 2009, 05:20:32 PM »
Acronyms for People in Love

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You

L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also

F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End

C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection

B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always

I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity

E.G.Y.P.T. Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now

I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart

P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous

C.E.B.U. Change Everything… But Us

P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone… Remember Us

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstasy

T.O.N.D.O. Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One

P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You

Y.E.M.E.N. ‘Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only

J.A.P.A.N Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation! (kaning Philippines mao ning daghan ug mga bata, overpopulation na ba.)


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« Reply #113 on: September 30, 2009, 05:22:20 PM »
Palit mog relo

Tindero: Uy, dia tay gold nga relo, palit na mo! Kon moputi ni, white gold! Kon mourong, stopwatch!


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« Reply #114 on: September 30, 2009, 05:28:28 PM »
Tuko sa lamesa…

Sayantis: Reptila scincidae!

Dato: Yuck! Lacoste!

Pobre: A, sud-an!


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« Reply #115 on: September 30, 2009, 05:30:08 PM »
Gikan sa lubong

Pare 1: Diin ka gikan Pre?

Pare 2: Sa lubong sa akong ugangan Pre.

Pare 1: Unya nganong daghan man kaayo kang kinawrasan ug bun-og?

Pare 2: Misukol man.

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« Reply #116 on: September 30, 2009, 06:23:22 PM »
"Let thy words be few"

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« Reply #117 on: September 30, 2009, 07:22:09 PM »
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity

Taga Korea ko ;D ;D

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« Reply #118 on: September 30, 2009, 11:08:19 PM »
Tuko sa lamesa…

Sayantis: Reptila scincidae!

Dato: Yuck! Lacoste!

Pobre: A, sud-an


kasuwerte sa pobre, mao ra jud tawon nakakita nga pwede isud-an ang tuko. hehehe.

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Taga Korea ko ;D ;D

bisag taga-Philippines jud na sija. hahahaha

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« Reply #119 on: October 01, 2009, 05:42:59 AM »
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity

Taga Korea ko ;D ;D

bisag taga-Philippines jud na sija. hahahaha

Nyahaha!!! ;D



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