DUMB JOE
Two men walk into a bar to have a drink. The first man turned to the
second and said, "That guy there? That's Dumb Joe. He's been around
here for 20 years or so.
"Why do they call him Dumb Joe?" the second man asked.
"Well, watch this," replied the first. He walked over to Joe and
asked him, "Joe, here is a nice shiny quarter and a nice dollar bill.
Which one do you want?"
Dumb Joe took the quarter, and as always, everyone in the bar laughed.
The man walked back to his table an said to his friend, "He does that
a dozen times a day."
Later, the second man walked up to Dumb Joe and asked him, "Why do you
do that and have people laugh at you?"
"Well," says Joe, "if I took the dollar, the game would have been over
years ago."
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