NEVER LIE TO KIDS
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself
with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he
woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I
don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a
question, I
guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm
here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and
asked her,
What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I
was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I
broke its neck,
cracked its e ggs, and set its nest on fire
Moral of the story....................never lie to
kids.
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