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ms da binsi · « **on:** November 17, 2007, 12:07:53 AM »

A Chicana in Heaven

A middle aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience and the Creator appeared before her.

Seeing the Creator, she asked, "Dios mio, is my time up?"

Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43years, two months and eight days to live."

The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done:

face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi lift, nalga lift and pansa tuck.

She was all excited because sheknew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien chingona!

After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria,

she was hit and killed by a bus.

Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues...que Paso?

I thought you said I had another 40 years to go?

Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus?"

The Creator replied, "Orale chica, I didn't recognize you!

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Bambi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2007, 09:30:31 AM »

ha.hahahahahahahahhahahhahahah

Tan-awa ra Bayat....na mirisi sija....ikaon na lang naho ang kwarta oi!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:17:47 PM »

You dont need it either Bayat...

maguol ang Plastic Surgeon nimo mag tan aw kay wa shay ma usab nimo, di sha kasapi!

whahahaahhahahhah

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