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Bisdak Jokes
« on: July 01, 2010, 05:44:27 AM »
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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 05:20:07 PM »
pedro: kasukaon ko pero di ko kasuka!
juan  : sayun, tusluka imong tonsil.
(gituslok ni pedro ang tonsil niya)
pedro : wa epek oi.
juan   : kulkuga imong lobot:
(gi kulkog ni pedro ang lobot niya)
pedro  : wa japon oi.
juan    : tusluka balik imo tonsil.   ;D



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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 07:10:02 PM »
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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 08:07:20 PM »
pedro: kasukaon ko pero di ko kasuka!
juan  : sayun, tusluka imong tonsil.
(gituslok ni pedro ang tonsil niya)
pedro : wa epek oi.
juan   : kulkuga imong lobot:
(gi kulkog ni pedro ang lobot niya)
pedro  : wa japon oi.
juan    : tusluka balik imo tonsil.   ;D



Bwahaha! Dili maglisod si Pedro pagkulkog sa ijang lubot kon gasul-ob sijag Borat mankini! ;D

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 08:31:39 PM »
Mama: Kama-o nakag math, dong pedro? Mangutana kuno ko beh..
Pedro: Cge ma!
Mama: Kng tagaan ka sa imu papa ug 4 apples nya tagaan tkag 3...unsay 2bag?
Pedro: Salamat ma, pa!   ;D

 

(MATH CLASS)
Teacher: Okay Juan, tubaga ni akong pangutana..kung naa koi lima ka anak sa akong unang asawa..unya naa koi upat ka anak sa ikaduhang asawa...kng suma totalon...naa koi [Huh]
Juan: naa kay........pagka bigaon mam!    ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Bisdak Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2010, 12:58:13 PM »
Teacher: Answer the following:
       1) thin plus to times poor=
       2) eat minus sick plus tree=
       3)  eaten less to the by did by sex=
Pupils: number one is poor tea eat.
        Sayona ana sir, wa nay lain ana
Teacher: Ha...ha..ha,

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