got this from email
admins.. I can't edit this as to how this is typed or whatever..
This is so funny! LOL
oh hayan, baka may kakilala kayo dito sa isa sa mga ito...
>>Occupation: studient
>>Companies: rockers companies!
>>Hobby: chating!! (pasimula pa lang to....)
aBouT me?
(eh kailangan ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito??)
A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms i brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me.... im (kinukulang siya lagi ng article ah) very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4 it.
im very fond in listening 2 musizzzz
im da type of person dat tells frankly (ateh, sino si Frankly, best friend mo?)
who i want to meet?
?? so there it goes. (kailangan nga talaga)
*a person dat can give advices 2 me f i want some support*
*i mostly hate person nga snobbish kaau*
Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg.. sUmvody GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD... wAtZ uP wit dAt huH? (what's up with YOU??)
>> MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe
AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!! (was?)
>> MaTaLinO (ThEReS No OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs) (you might wanna reconsider.. .)
>> mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE jUZ
DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mEaT AlL.... (karne?!)
AND .....
YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS.
DoNt DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO ( parang clueless ka din e!)
SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde
BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE.
i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs
(hala! protect "yours" daw... hahaha)
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>> About Her: long hair, bolding eyes (huwaaaaat?! ) , red lips and long life (Amen!)
>> Who She Wants to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and ever (ayus!)
>>caption ng picture: "am i look good"
>>Affiliations: An roman catholic
>>Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA (of-ra daw o! shet, tawang-tawa ako dito!)
>>About Her:
Me......... hmmmmmm ......
simple and always happy....
i know you've get it..... . (ano daw?)
>>wants to meet "somebody who has a sense of humor and simple gets"
(simple gets. humanap ka ng kausap, 'ne!)
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>>Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls.......
>>TV Shows: Whos line is that? and teleseryes (nabitin sa title?)
>>About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way !!! (shet, naninigaw siya!!!) before, i was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses (magaspang ba ito? sand paper? ) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool.. ..
sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land a.k.a friendster profile "about me" section, wag kaligtaang hanapin ang mga sumusunod na kataga:
boardmaits
permission to my parents
inerested
desided
leaking (as opposed to "licking")
niples (brand ba ito ng inumin? ay snapple pala. weeeh korni)
stroakign (mispelled "stroaking", by which he meant "stroking")
saterday
apartmen
doing our staff
i realizes
>>caption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe" ( naku, bakit nga kaya???)
>>Occupation: collage student (wow! BA Collage ba yan? sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage ka na lang. hehehe)
>>Movie: the ant (sobrang natawa ako dito. The Ant? the queen and the solider ants...)
>>About her: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba my wings, eh...he!he!he! OUTLOOK? syempre maganda,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3'' ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh....... ...should i say yes!? (NO!!! i-comprehend nyo nga yang mga pinagsusulat niya nang mapalakpakan ko kayo.)
>>Occupation: business women
>>Affiliations: business
>>Hobbies: watcing tv (watsing?)
>>About her: beutiful and honest
>>wants to meet... i want ta meet people is simple only (ha?
?)
Jan 2, 2006
>>Hobbies: lapping trip ( macho dancer ka ba?); tambay; sound trip; gumala
>>My Looks: punkiztah ( eh talaga bang kelangan yon?)
>>Affiliations: Governor ( sabagay, pwede naman he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali ! maliiiiii!)
>>Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
>>About Him:
cOoL...
taLL....
sMarT....
&
mO$t oF thaT tRuth LovEr ..... (as in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover ba dapat?")
ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha.....
eVerythiNgs' trUth ( words of wisdom from Masaaki. Palakpakan!!!)
>>About Me:"im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b! i cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS..,,
>>iM a prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer (baka naman "I'd rather") Lose mY heArt dAN my bRaiNS.. (so which one did you lose? wehehe. clue nga!)
>>it'S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW.. (ha???) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY>>> iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT...."
>>Occupation: looking a job (magandang career yan )
>>Hobbies: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors (so how do you out outdoors? paturo naman!)
>>Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life
>>Music: fashions ( maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong nagaganap dito?)
>>About Me: i'm maricel.. who loves serving the Lord...i love dancing.. singing... going beaches... outings.. goin out.. window shopping..
>>Favorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts (ilang kilo Hertz iyan?) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe !!!! (kumanta ka kasama ng mga yan! Ambisyoso!)
>>About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl ("daldal" pala to, akala ko kung ano. ..) pro my sence ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! practically (hindi kaya "basically "?) i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one !!! (ayan ang epekto ng masyadong paggamit ng text lingo. hindi mo na alam kung ano ang tamang spelling dun sa hindi. hmpf.)
>>Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict (hindi kaya "describe yourself" ang intindi niya dito?)
>>Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one's that is still being made (wow, masyado kang advanced.)
>>Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe
>>About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner (ipagpatuloy mo yan. it would be greatly appreciated. )
>>Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea
>>"me?? im just a simple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic" ( ayun na! basta yun na un!)
>>"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way i look and the way i dress." ( sabi mo eh.)
>>"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done." (nosebleed to...)
>>Hometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD En ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW (is what...)
>>Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS
>>Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
>>About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS (call your local police station please!!!!)
Aug 22 - Aug 28, 2005
>>"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" ( ayun na! ROCK SALT!)
>>Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!! ( mali na nga, wrong spelling pa)
>>Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2
>>wants to meet "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!"
Aug 6 - Aug 12, 2005
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>>Hometown: nAVOetAst ( aaaahhh NAVOTAS! sus naman .)
>>About Me: aqOuh?? ( hindi !).. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw ( masyado kang nagpapaniwala. ...) .. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra* *hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs.. USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE miRRoR ( ahh ).. mAarTE bAh yUN? ( or maybe because you type like that?)
>>who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang (insert nouns here ).. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh" (ayun na! testimonial pala ang habol eh! may testimonial- writing competition na ba?)
**hindi ko inakalang dadaigin niya ang "aq" at "acoh".
>>Affiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL(iN MAH dReaMZ), ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN ToWn......!! !! (aba, why not?!)
>>I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh (he? so you're into girls?)
>>iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd swEET
>>I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs (naku matakot ka!)
>>I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heaRT
>>someone U Can tRUsT On
>>THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL (sheeet artista! love lots!)
>>Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY (ayus!)
>>Occupation: boniFiEd and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN.. (meaning.... )
>>Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!! (gets mo? ako hindi.)
WOW.. mark herras ang lolo nyo!
>>Companies: Schools (pwede naman..)
>>Affiliations: Cristianity (yun na!)
>>Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization" (ha? ano raw?)
>>Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON
>>Favorite Movies: thombraider (ay panalo!)
>>"ME...a simple GOD creature (uhm... meaning??), a high climber & aggressive person (nyahahahaha ) , i want a new clothes, books .....(aba, naglagay ng wishlist !) some of my other descriptions are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..."
>>"i love spaghetty" (so do i. wahaha )
>>Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES.. (now i know why our teachers in English taught us parallelism when we were in high school...)
>>Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God
>>"i like" play badminton
>>"My true name: Giriz Romanos" (meron bang fake?)
>>"I was born: in Earth!!!"
>>"I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first" (naku! May point siya! Hahaha!)
May 10 - May 15, 2005
(uso ang maiikling profiles ngayon)
>>Ms. "beat mah sexxy ass if u fwakin can"
>>About Me: "im juss a simple gul wit very naughty attitudes that guys might like and love"
>>Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet different pips ho can carry dir self very and has strong personality" (hay...)
>>>
HANEFFF... THE BEST ITOO!!!!
>>Affiliations: sana magkaroon ako ng boy friend n very gentleman, and caring person at igagalang k ng 22o.
>>Favorite Books: ... "a dauther is a forever" , marami basta interesting mmovies lalo n ung thriller , and horror and also a romantic movies. (sinabi ng BOOKS weh!... LECHE! Mag sorry ka!)
>>Favorite TV Shows: amanda show, spongebob disney, rush hour 2, parents trap, freacky friday basta ung nakakakilig na panoorin., ung mga tpong png lovers only.ung nkakakilig (ay ewan ko sayo)
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>>Favorite Music: aLL e'M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It's NoT iRrITaTe Me (you irritate me....)
>>About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I'm The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHING!!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe (insane of nature.... obviously)
>>Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone. ( sana magkaintindihan kayo)
>>Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It's mE!! (eyngg?? ano yun?? High to!)
>>About Me: "...i'm a simple person with a simple traits... dat's ol!"
>>Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with... of coarse... YOU"" ( magaspang ka?)
Apr. 11 - Apr. 17, 2005
>>Hobbies: "im fun of texting ... im fun of dancin, sleeping, eating and singing and also fun of spending time with my frends " (what a FUN person you are!)
>>ay ganun din ang fave books nya. "i'm fun of"
>>"i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! .... i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!" ( ay diyos na mahabagin! )
>>"Don't let my looks fool you! Im a EDUCATED FOOL w/ PARTIES, DISCO AND GAMES in my MIND!" (!!!!! aba combo meal ka nyan?)
>>"...Sometime i go further till 6 or 7am ..." (akala ko ba further?)
>>"I want a long hair! So i can copy my sitmates answer w/out being seen by my teacher!"
>>"I love ANEMI FANATICS like myself!" (ANEMI fan daw eh! O, jeric... ka tropa mo yata to...hehehe)
Mar. 30 - Apr. 3, 2005
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>>"iM a siMpLe girL!prO mnSn rAkiZtA oUtfit aQ!" (tsss kayo ang nagbababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker!)
>>"Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin" (what's w/ the "ch-"? ayyy may naisip tuloy ako. censored!)
>>"d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)" -- lagi ka tinotopak ano?
>>wants to meet "ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)" -- ay "they neat"? admission test?
>>Hobbies and Interests: cmPle Lng...bOys.. bOys...and bOys...bSta lOt oF boYs... (the essence of kapokpokan)
>>Favorite Books: ..y U mAkE me fiL xo gAga Ba wiD yaH..!!!???! ! (hala, ano yun?)
>>"dMIng KOng lAit sA mgA cHakA...wAhekS " (ako, daming lait sa mga di marunong magtype ng maayos)
>>wants to meet someome "tO bE mY crYinG sHoulDer aNd mY stRenGht" (sinong may crying shoulder?)
>>"its been a long time since i involved in a relationship" (uhm... how sad?)
>>"so pls hands off if ur just playing on me..." (aysus, style mo!!)
>>"You can always here me sharing my opinions to others" (here?)
>>"During my past-time, i browse and browse internet..." (addict)
>>friends: "as long as we clicked each other's company...that' s fine with me " (how do you do that? may switch? wehehe)
>>"Some says I'm a masungit" (ay. this is it.)
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