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Going crazy with confusion


A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blankly with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"   :D


..mao na ning estoryaha nga ang punoan nahimo na lang nga udlot.. ;D ;D resulta na ni sa "grafting" mangga ang punoan ang bunga avocado... ;D ;D

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 04:42:41 AM »
I think they have to move over further to give me place  to sit with them,
   kay naglabad akong kalabera, trying to figure it out   ::)

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 05:59:55 AM »
I think they have to move over further to give me place  to sit with them,
   kay naglabad akong kalabera, trying to figure it out   ::)


hahahha! States, ultimo imong kalabera nag kondenar???

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 06:01:50 AM »
Maayo paman ang MASYAW ani kay dili pako maglibog motaya bisan rambulon pa :D :D :D

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 06:53:09 AM »
hehehe.. pagkadawat nako niini nga email, nakutaw gyod  akong libog.. nagkuha kog ballpen ug papel morag problem solving  ;D ;D ;D .. maayo pa'y mag trace ko sa akong family tree sa pangangan island ... mora'g kakuha pa ko ;D ;D ... maayo na lang ning estoryaha wa naapil ang adopted nga binuhing  iro .... ;D ;D

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 09:18:16 AM »
MDB, morag ingon ana gyud kutaw akong libog nga utok nakondenar apil
        akong bagol-bagol hehehehehe
 

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Re: Ayaw'g kalibog kay delikado ... (joke ba ni o brain-teaser..?... )
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 09:23:51 AM »
MDB, morag ingon ana gyud kutaw akong libog nga utok nakondenar apil
        akong bagol-bagol hehehehehe
 


bwahahahhaa!

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