An Italian man enters his favorite
ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he noticed a
gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby.... all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for
their most expensive bottle of Merlot
to be sent over to her, - knowing that
if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl, saying this
from the gentleman. She looks at the
wine and decides to send a note over
to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the
bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
The man, after reading the note, sends
one of his own back to her and it read:
"Just so you know - I happen to have a
Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a
Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I
have over twenty million dollars in
the bank." - "But, not even for a
woman beautiful as you, would I cut
off three
inches. Just send the bottle back!!!
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