by Prashanth
on July 17th, 2012
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An elevator has become indispensible now-a-days. What with high-rise buildings and numerous skyscrapers. We do spend a lot of time in elevators and it tends to become a bit boring. Here are some ways to spend your time effectively, lighten up your mood and entertain yourself during the process.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM†– and back away slowly.
Meow occasionally.
Say “Ding†at each floor.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?â€
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
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