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Title: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 07:58:39 PM
hi everyone
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 09:49:49 PM
zanggo cometh.  stayeth.  never goeth.

welcome, zanggo!
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Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 09:55:20 PM
thank you miss isla mendoza 8)
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Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 09:59:33 PM
With the help of his friend lakandula, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his master BALONG from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS
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Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:02:11 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGPxi1V7FePCESNvme14W-Psbi3pjJ5lqV2daZipfA31uBONSf7QeVcm9n)
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Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:04:10 PM
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Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
is this another reincarnation of the assassin? ;D
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Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:12:56 PM
pakapin:

(http://click.infospace.com/ClickHandler.ashx?du=http%3a%2f%2f1.bp.blogspot.com%2f_E3wy6bYUKNE%2fTIhcLHC28HI%2fAAAAAAAAAJE%2fH_A8zbilELA%2fs1600%2fThe%2bGood%2c%2bthe%2bBad%2band%2bthe%2bUgly.jpg&ru=http%3a%2f%2f1.bp.blogspot.com%2f_E3wy6bYUKNE%2fTIhcLHC28HI%2fAAAAAAAAAJE%2fH_A8zbilELA%2fs1600%2fThe%2bGood%2c%2bthe%2bBad%2band%2bthe%2bUgly.jpg&ld=20121107&ap=2&app=1&c=babylon2.hp.row&s=babylon2&coi=372380&cop=main-title&euip=121.54.11.228&npp=2&p=0&pp=0&pvaid=4f799622981c4c52b1f163aecb1114f1&ep=2&mid=9&hash=2470D240AE36CBFCF580321AF92036DA)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:13:16 PM
its great theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4#)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: Pikoy on November 07, 2012, 10:13:32 PM
hahaha..so obyos mhennnnn...welcome tzunggo..aw zanggo diay..sowe.. :-*
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:14:49 PM

With the help of his friend LAKANDULA, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his master BALONG from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS


 ZANGGO – an ex-slave turned bounty hunter is looking for his master BALONG and his wife, isla mendoza  who has been forced into prostitution by the brutal ERASMUS HUBAGUS
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:16:25 PM

wa pa gani mo gawas si assasin na reincarnate na
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:18:23 PM
hala kamo na poy sumpay sa estorya. ako lay tig sugod
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: Pikoy on November 07, 2012, 10:21:30 PM

what do you mean by reincremation of the assassi madam? ;D 
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Post by: jorgeanna on November 07, 2012, 10:21:57 PM
na hala welcome ;D
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Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:22:50 PM

wrong spelling diay ko?  sowe. ;D
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Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:23:15 PM

imo na pod sugdan human biyaan?  maghuwat na lang ko nga si mata hari ang motungha. ;D
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Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:23:35 PM
tenk yu
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Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:26:50 PM
Margaretha Geertruida "Margreet" Zelle (7 August 1876 – 15 October 1917), better known by the stage name Mata Hari, was a Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan, and accused spy[1] who was executed by firing squad in France under charges of espionage for Germany during World War I. (wikipedia)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Mata_Hari_2.jpg)
Mata Hari on a 1906 postcard
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:27:16 PM
coming soon MATA HARI starring isla mendoza
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:28:09 PM

the warmest welcome i've seen hereabouts. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:29:57 PM
atangi ang english version sa DAGAN LAKANDULA DAGAN

RUN LAKANDULA RUN
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:30:55 PM

morag mapildi ko ani ni pikoy in getting the starring role.  way kalainan sa mga almost james bond guys ko ani; almost mata hari ra ko kutob. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:31:34 PM

translate lakandula to english pod unta. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:38:04 PM
kining ato gong gihimo dinhi, nag lingaw lingaw lang ta. at the same time we can keep up with the latest news. kong mang hambog si balong mag sigi ug bandilyo nga maajo sijang tawo mang hatag ug $100, kita na lay sabot. unya ma suya man si hubag malabwan sija ug ka sikat. mi undang na unta ko. wa na gani mo gawas si balong pero wa may batasan ni si hubag. gi badlong na sija sa webmaster misamot man hinoon sija ka isog. so dont blame me . sagdi lang ninjo mag tiwas mi ug karambola si hubag. wa bitaw mangamatay dinhi ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:41:05 PM
mao pay pag entra ni zanggo sikat dajon. mentras tanto ang mga SECRET SANTA ni hubag gi langaw way mo basa
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:43:11 PM
kamong mga peacekeepers sa tubagbohol, dont take anything seriously kong mag kombate mi si hubag. maayo na lang naa tay drama
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:45:22 PM
With the help of his friend LAKANDULA, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his master BALONG from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS


 ZANGGO – an ex-slave turned bounty hunter is looking for his master BALONG and his wife, isla mendoza  who has been forced into prostitution by the brutal ERASMUS HUBAGUS


kamoy sumpay sa estorya. the best story will win $1000
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 10:51:14 PM
What an asinine tenth-rate wit. Pathetic. :'(

Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
komosta zanggo. nia naman diay ka. mo adto na ba ta sa hideout ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:54:29 PM
binisay-a migo kayu di ko kasabot ug iningles
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 10:56:25 PM
atong planohon ug maajo ni bay lakan kay ngilngig kaayo ning atong kontra
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Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 10:57:43 PM
unsaon man nato ni ha. grabe ra ba ka mangtas ni si ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:58:51 PM

asinine?  paryente na siya ni assassin? ;D
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Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 10:59:35 PM

unsaon?  cool ka lang.  that's the best way. :)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 11:01:18 PM
pwede mo enter tanan. you can use your own daylog mahimo ug mag gama mo ug injong eksena
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 11:03:43 PM
di man mada ug cool ni kay na guol na ko sa asawa sa amo boss balong. basin gi logos na pod ron ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS si isla mendoza
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 11:07:39 PM
zanggo , ikaw may kina dedlihan sa mga bounty hunter ni balong  maayo seguro mo una ka ug scout sa plantasyon ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS MOSIMUS BUSABUS
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 11:10:46 PM
sigi bay lakan. mao tingali ni maajong paagiha. mag spy ko kong pila ka book ang mga gunslingers ni HUBAGUS
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: bugsay on November 07, 2012, 11:11:01 PM
welcome bai zanggo

duda ko nga duna kay tsaynis ansistri...
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Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 11:14:01 PM
break time sa mga ants amigas ug amigos, mang hugas pa ko ug plato, mag luto pa ko ug sud-an. hahay buhay. thank you everyone for keeping me company and giving the warmest welcome to my friend zanggo
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
Hain na man tawon ang gipanghambog nga mga amigo nga gamantinil na man lag multiple usernames. Pagkatoytoy. Madayonan baya kag kayabag aning imong kalaki, doy...

:P
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 11:18:24 PM
di na ko ma yabag hubag kay yabag naman ko daan. ikaw maoy delikado ma da sa mental hospital kay sigi gihapon ka ug pangita ni balong nga dugay nang na hanaw
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 07, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
retreat sa ta bay lakan kay mi counter attack na si HUBAGUS. delikado ta kay kauban niya ang iyang mangtas nga bodyguard BOTOY LANTOY
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 11:21:26 PM
okey ZANGGO. tago sa ta ug balik
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 11:23:01 PM
Delikado...
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 07, 2012, 11:32:53 PM
will LAKANDULA and ZANGGO be able to rescue their master BALONG and his wife ISLA MENDOZA from the clutches of the brutal and savage plantation owner ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS MOSIMUS BUSABUS

to be continued......maybe this year, maybe next year, maybe never
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 11:39:10 PM
hoy, pasko na.  latuson ta mo ron unya ipadalin-as sa chimney. ;D
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Post by: bugsay on November 07, 2012, 11:41:34 PM

(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/dragon-chase-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2012, 11:42:51 PM
Panahon na nga mangaliyupo ta kang St. Dymphna... ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 07, 2012, 11:49:01 PM

wa diay ka mobasa ato?  gi-memorize to nako.  pilay pad kun si sir balong diay ang secret santa.  pabalong-balong lang nga sabaan kunohay sa iyang kamaayong tawo, pero secret santa diay. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: bugsay on November 07, 2012, 11:57:38 PM

sikrit santa
sikrit labir;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 12:13:12 AM
na-jelly ka?  worry not.  he will set his sights on you soon.  si hubag pa ron... timan-i, you're next.  naka-predict baya ko nga modaog si obama.  sikrit mananagna man koh. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 06:51:42 AM
way labot si bugsay. si hubag lay ahong kontra;D
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Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:04:05 AM
mao ni ka suyaan ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS. kay bisan unsay ahong ngan, ma ilhan man ko. instant recognition. aho untang ipa patay si hubag sa assasin pero looy man. pila ka tuig gud intawon nijang build up ug hubagbohol. kinsa pa may mo lingi nija ug mag usab sija ug ngan kong i ban ang hubagbohol. so i will let him live. ayaw lang mo kabaka peacekeepers. dont take anything seriously. tungod kay wa may batasan si hubag dili man mo respeto sa webmaster. he violated the ceasefire padajon na lang ta sa atong pag jaga jaga sa uban. this is my revenge. ill make fun of the legend. kay ang uban nijang awayon polos mo atras man. ma hadlok. pero kining inyong alagad no retreat no surrender. ka agi na gud ko ug gera sa sundawo pa ko sauna. unya mo atras na hinoon ko ug away sa internet. ay na lang ta hubag. dokdokon naho nang imong o aron ma dugangan imong hubag
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 08:21:49 AM
once upon a time i was a sailor, a soldier and a salesman. mao ni mga dugokon ug tsiks. ug SHEman ka, mucho dolyares, humot kaajo ka sa tsiks. ug sundaw ka mora ug ma attract ang tsiks sa imong uniform. kong salesman pod ka maayo mo bolatik dali rang mo kobit ang tsiks.

4th yr civil engg ko sa UB maoy pag sugod ug gubot gubot sa mindanao. nang recruit ang phil. army sa ROTC. volunteer pod ko. training mi diha lang pod sa tagbilaran. perteng gara-ona man jud ko, mo dalikyat ko ug uli sa maribojoc sul-ob sa uniform dala pod ang garand. mas okey ang garand mas ma hadlok ang muslim. kong armalite imong dala kantyawan lang ka nga plastic. unja barog barog dajon ko sa eskina pa view sa mga tsiks. mao nay among balay sa maribojoc. naa jud sa centro. you will not miss it kay naay branch sa palawan pawnshop.mao ni naka ingon ko nga attracted ang mga tsiks sa uniform sa sundaw kay di man ko gwapo. so wala sila ma attract sa ahong nawong. thru the years daghan bajang mga sundaw taga maribojoc nga nangamatay sa gera sa mindanao. pero kalooy sa GINOO, nia pa ko buhi pa kay abtik man ko. pag ka suway na naho ug gera naka ingon ko nga di man diay sayon ning trabaho-a. pa discharge dajon ko. at my own request for medical reasons. actor gud ta. medyo na tarantar konohay ko. pero ahong best friend si bokats anquilero nag dugay jud sa phil. army. this is his real name. jesus BOKATS anquilero. ma verify ni ninjo. i am telling the truth. dili ni gama gama ahong estorya.  discharge ahong amigo kay daghan kaajo sija ug kaso. arson, murder. pang sunogon nang mga village. ang ma dakpan nga muslim pa daganon rakrakan. maajo na lang kay niadtong panahona ang vicar general sa phil. army mao si mons. gaviola. mi agi man sija pagka parish priest sa maribojoc. maoy naka salbar ni bokats kay kong wa pa, court martial ang labas. ambot lang nga ubang tawo mo angay man ug gera. bisag wa na sa army si bokats mo kojog sija kong dunay operation against npa. naa pa man gihapoy npa sa bohol. kini si hubag pod mo angay ug gera . isog ni sija. isog ug baho. pero okey lang kay wa may patay sa internet. we are only living virtual lives. so kalma lang mong mga peacekeepers. pasagdi lang ko ninjong mag jagawjaw para maka pahungaw ko sa ahong gibati.
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 09:01:31 AM
kalma-kalma lang pod, lakans.  tingalig mo-ricochet o mo-backfire ning imong gitawag nga pahungaw, peligro ug naa unyay mangluag nga screws.  for whatever reason, too much hatred will bring you down.  of course, you know that...   
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: Votives on November 08, 2012, 02:34:07 PM
unya mo atras na hinoon ko ug away sa internet. ay na lang ta hubag. dokdokon naho nang imong o aron ma dugangan imong hubag[/size]

bai hubag, if madugangan na gani na imong hubag sa dokdok ni lakan.. ang akong itawag nimu kay HUBAG-HUBAG-HUBAG BOHOL... nadunganan na ka ana og duha ka hubag ha.....:)
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Post by: Votives on November 08, 2012, 02:38:14 PM
ill make fun of the legend. [/size]

dont take anything seriously. [/size]
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: BolBuhol on November 08, 2012, 05:37:24 PM
kini si lakandula kag zonggo, mao ni gid sila hang mga stogjante ni sir balong mako gid alawangs ninjo To?  ;D;D;D;D;D;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
thanks miss isla mendoza
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Post by: zanggo on November 08, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
di na ta mag estorya ug gera bay lakan kay maliso unja atong tornilyo. ma toliling ta pareho ni hubag

familiar naman mo sa mga exploits ni balong as a SHEman salesman na pod.

naka tigom tigom na man ug dolyares si balong iyang gi pohonan ug native handicrafts. naa may daghang tig gama ug basket sa antequera ug maribojoc. soroy soroy sila si bokats sa mga bukid sa antequera ug maribojoc. deretso gyud sa mga weavers. dili na mo agi sa middleman
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:41:51 PM
surambaw man ka zanggo. ganahan pa gani ko mo estorya ug gera
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 08, 2012, 07:43:43 PM
saba diha lakan. botboton man ka. wa man ka mo agi ug gera. trainee ra man ka kotob unja wa ka ka pasar kay puti man ka ug itlog
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
ikaw diha zanggo. bunalan ta ka karon aning dos por dos HUBAG jud nang imong o
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Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:48:12 PM
:(
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Post by: zanggo on November 08, 2012, 07:49:39 PM
hadlokon man ko nimo anang dos por dos. dia koy armalite w/ 1000 rounds of bullets dedbol ka ug rakrakan ka naho ron. di ba diay ka mahadlok ug armalite
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Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 07:51:05 PM
ilaron na pod ta anang imong armalite plastic man na
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Post by: zanggo on November 08, 2012, 07:54:35 PM
isog man diay ni si lakan. isog ug baho mora ni HUBAG. kaliwat seguro ni ug bombay
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Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
time out na pod. mag drive pa ko sa mga bata adto sa school bus stop

c u 2moro ants and amigos

luv u hubag. u need more brushing up on your writing ability. gilangaw man nang imong THERE GOES ANGGZO

be original. dont be a copycat

logged off @ 6:01 am
florida USA time
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 10:16:16 PM
goodness me.  are we witnessing multiple personalities from one source? ::)
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Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 10:26:00 PM

kini nga thread di gyod mahimong lord of the flies kay more than half sa replies so far are from the thread starter himself. ;D
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Post by: BolBuhol on November 08, 2012, 10:41:10 PM

hang ibig mong sabihon madam isles tanghon?   ;D

wang is to tri?

sija ra osa gang dowadowa sang ijang laktak...
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 11:09:59 PM
by nesesete the thread starter has to take on multiple personalities kay reluctant man ang mga actors and actresses nga mo take sa ilang role. pareha ni islander, the leading star of tubagbohol films mi refuse sa papel ni isla mendoza. tungod kay gamay ra ang offer sa producer balong. 1 milyon lay ihatag.

atangi ang sunod nga eksena diin logoson si isla mendoza sa mangtas nga erasmus hubagus
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 11:16:59 PM
so ladies and gentlemen of the forum DONT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY kay niining drama that we call life we can be anything we want to be. if balong wants to be a multi millionaire just let him be. ayaw mo pag selos pag inggit. just be a billionaire ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: BolBuhol on November 08, 2012, 11:20:39 PM
erasmus hubagus[/size] :-\

sayangtipic nim :-\
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 11:24:38 PM

kinahanglan ikaw gihapon ang leading star as isla mendoza, to increase your multiple personalities. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 11:24:48 PM
ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS PONTIUS PILATUS MOSIMUS BUSABUS is the generic name

 of TUBAGBOHOL
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 11:25:50 PM

very.  sekret bilyoner pa gyod. ;D
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 11:28:09 PM
kinhangan ikaw para maka kuha ug clue ang ahong amo boss master balong unsa ang imong feelings, unsay gi hambin sa imong heart :-*
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 08, 2012, 11:35:14 PM
atangi ninyo ugma sa samang takna ang thrilling kaayo natong eksena. logoson sa bangis nga erasmus ang asawa ni balong  si miss isla mendoza sa iyang atubangan. tungod kay grabe ang pag dumot ni erasmus ni balong. na liso-an na intawn siya sa pangisip tungod sa tumang panga bugho. unsa man ang bati-on sa atong hero nga si balong kong makita nija sa ijang mga mata ang pag lugos sa iyang asawa sa ma bangis nga erasmus
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: islander on November 08, 2012, 11:52:55 PM
pasayloa lang ko lakans... kinsa man gyoy nalisoan ninyo? ;D
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Post by: Pikoy on November 08, 2012, 11:59:10 PM
haha igit.. :)
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Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 12:55:42 AM
way lain kon di ako
gugma, ngano ba intawng nag budhi ka
gugma, ngano ba intawng nag limbong ka
matud mo sa saad mo
hangtod sa kahangturan
ang imo rang unongan
way lain kon di ako
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Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:00:43 AM
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Director: Quentin Tarantino
Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino
Production company: The Weinstein Company
Producers: Harvey Weinstein, Reginald Hudlin, Bob Weinstein, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Pilar Savone
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Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:05:56 AM
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Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:11:20 AM
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Action icon Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his much-anticipated return to the big screen in Korean director Kim Jee-woon's hard-hitting US directorial debut, THE LAST STAND.

After leaving his LAPD narcotics post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse and regret, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) moved out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy.

With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries led by the icy Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1 with a hostage in tow. Cortez' path: straight through Summerton Junction, where the whole of the U.S. law enforcement, including Agent John Bannister (Forest Whitaker) will have their final opportunity to intercept him before the violent fugitive slips across the border forever.
At first reluctant to become involved, and then counted out because of the perceived ineptitude of his small town force, Owens ultimately rallies his team and takes the matter into his own hands, setting the stage for a classic showdown.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in THE LAST STAND. Directed by Kim Jee-woon and written by Andrew Knauer and Jeffrey Nachmanoff, THE LAST STAND also stars Forest Whitaker, Eduardo Noriega, Rodrigo Santoro, Johnny Knoxville, Jaimie Alexander, Luis Guzmán, Peter Stormare, Zach Gilford and Genesis Rodriguez. The film is produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura (the TRANSFORMERS series, RED, GI JOE, SALT)."

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Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:11:56 AM
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:13:59 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Django-uncahined-teaser.jpg/220px-Django-uncahined-teaser.jpg)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:16:04 AM
Django (Jamie Foxx) is a slave living in the Deep South after having been separated from his wife Broomhilda (Kerry Washington). When Django is held for a slave auction, Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz), a bounty hunter who poses as a dentist, frees Django from his vicious masters, the Speck brothers (James Remar and James Russo), and gives him the option of hunting down and killing the Brittle Brothers, a ruthless gang of killers whom only Django has seen. In return, Schultz will free Django from slavery completely and help rescue Broomhilda from the plantation of the charming but ruthless owner, Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio).[7]
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:18:28 AM
It was originally reported that Will Smith was Tarantino's first choice for the role of Django, but in the end Jamie Foxx was cast for the role.[22] Additionally, Franco Nero was rumored for the role of Calvin Candie.[23] Kevin Costner was in negotiations to join as Ace Woody,[24] but dropped out due to scheduling conflicts.[25] Kurt Russell was cast instead,[26] but also later left the role.[27] When Kurt Russell dropped out, the role of Ace Woody was not recast but instead the character would be merged with Walton Goggins' character, Billy Crash.[28]
Jonah Hill was offered the role of Scotty in the film, but he turned it down due to scheduling conflicts with The Watch.[29][30] However, on June 15, 2012 it was announced that Hill was available and joined the cast, but in an unspecified role.[21] On April 4, 2012, Joseph Gordon-Levitt announced that he would be unable to star in the film because of a prior commitment to make his directorial debut on Don Jon's Addiction. Gordon-Levitt explained, "I would have loved, loved to have done it. He’s one of my very favorite filmmakers."[31]
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:19:10 AM
Development

In 2007, Quentin Tarantino, speaking with The Daily Telegraph, discussed an idea for a form of spaghetti western set in America's Deep South which he called "a southern", stating that he wanted "to do movies that deal with America's horrible past with slavery and stuff but do them like spaghetti westerns, not like big issue movies. I want to do them like they're genre films, but they deal with everything that America has never dealt with because it's ashamed of it, and other countries don't really deal with because they don't feel they have the right to".[32]
In December of 2009 Tarantino revealed that he had another project but wouldn't reveal any details except that it was less epic in scale and in a different genre entirely from Inglourious Basterds and that he could finish it in a five to six month period of intensive writing. On May 2, 2011, it was confirmed that project was the "Southern" that he had talked about in 2007, with the title Django Unchained, featuring the revenge of a slave on his former master.[33] Tarantino finished the script on April 26, 2011, and handed in the final draft to The Weinstein Company.[34] In October 2012, frequent Tarantino collaborator RZA said that he and Tarantino had intended to crossover Django Unchained with RZA's Tarantino-presented martial-arts film The Man with the Iron Fists. The crossover would have seen a younger version of RZA's blacksmith character appear as a slave in an auction. However, scheduling conflicts prevented RZA's participation.[35]
The film was shot in the anamorphic format on 35 mm film.[36] Django Unchained was the first Tarantino film not edited by Sally Menke, who died in 2010. Editing duties were handled by Fred Raskin, who has worked as an assistant editor in Tarantino's previous films.[37]
The first teaser poster was inspired by a fan-art poster by Italian artist Federico Mancosu. His artwork was published in May 2011, a few days after the synopsis and the official title release. In August 2012, at the request of director Quentin Tarantino, the production companies bought the concept artwork from Federico Mancosu to use for promotional purposes and on the crew pass and clothing for staff during filming.[38]
[edit]Release

The film is due for release on December 25, 2012 in the United States by The Weinstein Company and on January 18, 2013 by Sony Pictures Releasing International in the United Kingdom.[39][40]
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:22:29 AM
(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leo-unchained/leonardo-dicaprio-django-unchained-posters-02.jpg)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:27:00 AM
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/63/6356/G898100Z/posters/django.jpg)

                   ZANGGO
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:28:55 AM
ayaw ninyo kalimti nga ipa dayon nato ang atong sugilanon ugma sa samang takna ug higayon
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 01:35:19 AM
(http://www.moviegoods.com//Assets/product_images/1020/430086.1020.A.jpg)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 04:54:07 AM
balita

human sa dugay nga negosyasyon, misugot ra gyud si HUBAGBOHOL the no.1 actor of tubagbohollywood nga maoy mo dala sa papel ni ERASMUS HUBAGUS GINAMUS ang mangtas ug bangis nga plantation owner nga maoy nag kidnap ni balong ug sa iyang asawa nga si isla mendoza.

negotiations are still going on with islander the no. 1 star and box office draw of bohollywood. mi balibad si islander sa 1 milyon. tingali apason sa producer ug 2 milyon
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 05:00:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztD3mRMdqSw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztD3mRMdqSw#ws)
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 05:39:07 AM
ZANGGO UNCHAINED

sub title KONG MO SOKUL NA ANG DINAUG DAUG

starring  HUBAGBOHOL as ERASMUS GINAMUS

              BALONG as himself

producer  LAKANDULA FILMS
director    MIKE LIGALIG
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: lakandula on November 09, 2012, 03:43:25 PM
serado na ang telon. bankrupt na ang lakandula films. cannot hire more actors.

my apologies to the webmaster for the unauthorized use of your name

thank you pipol
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: Votives on November 09, 2012, 04:44:01 PM
Nakasabot paka nimu ondoy??? ako murag wala na...:-\
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: zanggo on November 10, 2012, 04:15:52 PM
ang buot ipasabot, hapit na ma bankrupt  ang kompanya ni balong. ang lakandula films. tungod sa kadako sa production costs for shooting the movie. dili na maka apas sa taas nga mga presyo sa stars sa tubagbohollywood. pero kong interesado ka nga maoy mo dala sa papel ni isla mendoza, basin tagaan ka ug $50 ni balong
Title: Re: here comes zanggo
Post by: Pikoy on November 10, 2012, 04:18:41 PM
hahah walang basagan ng trip ni zanggo kay kusog gid ni sya mo kaun tae balah..  :) dba hang bata gid ha kung makakaun sang tae kinahanglang ibaligya gid blah para di mamini haw.... :)
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