Bugal-Bugal Unlimited

[cooljohds]

Here's more.... i wonder if i can post green jokes here..... 
Zodiac Sign
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
BF : Luv, anong zodiac sign mo?
GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
GF : Ah, ganun? Sa 'kin Almoranas!

[Scarb]

Si Max Alvarado
Gisud sa kaldero
Nahimong champorado

cool !  i like ds maau pagkagaray hehehe

champorado maau na itu-ob-huwasan jud hilanat

[LanggamTamsi2]

HAAHAHHAHA tawa lang ko ha.

[Manong JOSE]

sa una nakong kita ani, perti nakong katawa mao nang nakahinulsol ko mag collect na pud ko ug mga ingon ani...LOLs

[Manong JOSE]

nag close na intawon... na crash ang tag-iya

[wardiflex]

hahahhahahah

[Manong JOSE]

bugal-bugal man ka ug kinataw-an wardiflex.. murag kaila raba ko nimo. Ikaw man tingale tong tigbantay sa internet room sa CVSCAFT sauna? kumusta na?

[Scarb]

nag close na intawon... na crash ang tag-iya

gigitik ko ani imo pics Sano -laughing here

kalooy pod na crash diay?

[lindy]

nag close na intawon... na crash ang tag-iya

gigitik ko ani imo pics Sano -laughing here

kalooy pod na crash diay?

guys these are all a marketing teknik!!!!

[LanggamTamsi2]

kanindot ba ninyo oy mayo man mo mamilit ug pics sa TB.Iapil kog papilit beh. Ibog ko dah.HMmm d a ra ba koy washing MAchine diri kon ayohon mosamot kaguba hehehehhe.

[John]

baylihan piit kaayo:
babaye: unsa man ng gaborot
lalaki: flshlight
babaye: init man lagi
lalaki: naka on man gud gasiga.
babaye: daw nabasa lagi imong pants.
lalaki: weak na ang battery

[cooljohds]

ang prutas na dla ni berto!!
mAy tatloNg lalake na nagkasala...kaya cla pnaparusahan ng kanilang lider...

Lider:kumuha kau ng 10 magkakaparehong prutas at dalhin nio d2..

kumuha c pedro ng sampung santol..

Lider:Dapat maisuot yang dala mong prutas sa pwet mo!!..ang umaray o tumawa ay papatayin..

Unang santol pa lng ay umaray na c pedro..

Lider:Patayin c pedro!!

sumunod c Juan..my dalang ubas..

Huling ubas na lng ay npatawa c Juan..

Patay!!

isang araw..ngkita c pedro at c juan sa langit..

Pedro:dapat buhay ka pa ngaun kng hindi ka tumawa..huling ubas na un..bkt ka Ba tumawa??

Juan:kasi nkita ko c berto my dalang LANGKA!!

[Manong JOSE]

ania pay lain... basin makadugang pa ni sa inyong mga katawa... I forgot to post the source of the pics. It's from the collection of Jojie Alcantara at www.witerary.com. Hinoon, naa man ang website sa ubos sa pic...



PAGKA TAM-IS BA SA SANINA....






PAGDALI KAY FIRST COME PERSERVED

[svetlana]

First come perserved!!! 

[LanggamTamsi2]

Hala bargian hunter hain ra man mo ha. Usa ra ba ko hehehhehe.

[Happy]

Just for fun......
ang b***t.....

ang lalaki gihimo sa lapok...

ang bababe gihimo sa gusok.....

ang tomboy gusok nga nagkalapok....

ang b***t gihimo sa lapok pero sagul alimatok maong kusog mo supsup....

pasayloa jud ko ninyo kay dili jud nako mapugngan ang ako katawa

[LanggamTamsi2]

[Happy]

ang prutas na dla ni berto!!
mAy tatloNg lalake na nagkasala...kaya cla pnaparusahan ng kanilang lider...

Lider:kumuha kau ng 10 magkakaparehong prutas at dalhin nio d2..

kumuha c pedro ng sampung santol..

Lider:Dapat maisuot yang dala mong prutas sa pwet mo!!..ang umaray o tumawa ay papatayin..

Unang santol pa lng ay umaray na c pedro..

Lider:Patayin c pedro!!

sumunod c Juan..my dalang ubas..

Huling ubas na lng ay npatawa c Juan..

Patay!!

isang araw..ngkita c pedro at c juan sa langit..

Pedro:dapat buhay ka pa ngaun kng hindi ka tumawa..huling ubas na un..bkt ka Ba tumawa??

Juan:kasi nkita ko c berto my dalang LANGKA!!

Unsaon kaha pagsulod adto sa lubot, maayo lang kung mosugot ang lider nga tadtaron daan nya lat-an

[lindy]

ania pay lain... basin makadugang pa ni sa inyong mga katawa... I forgot to post the source of the pics. It's from the collection of Jojie Alcantara at www.witerary.com. Hinoon, naa man ang website sa ubos sa pic...



PAGKA TAM-IS BA SA SANINA....






PAGDALI KAY FIRST COME PERSERVED

kini lang tindera ako...

[Moyhua]

hahahahahaha....naa ko daghan pics nga kataw-anan...."Philippine Signage"..kaso lng bulok jud ko,..dli ko kamao mo attach og pics...sensya na...

[Happy]

Angie, walay bulok sa gustong makat-on

[Vito Andoline]

Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines. ..

* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!
* on a building somewhere in the Philippines. ..
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

[Scarb]

  nagligid-ligid napod kog katawa-sigbaw!
grabeh !

[Barbaro]

[Vito Andoline]

nagligid-ligid napod kog katawa-sigbaw!
grabeh !

naunsa ka  blue

[Scarb]

nagligid-ligid napod kog katawa-sigbaw!
grabeh !

naunsa ka  blue

NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

mao ni akong gikamot-an bah hehehe

daghan jud karatola sa atoa nga kamot-anan bitaw-tinoud baya na

[Vito Andoline]

bitaw daghan gyud.

[svetlana]

wahahahahaha tabang!!!!!!!!! 

[Vito Andoline]

naunsa ka svet?gigukod ka ug iro  diha?

[Sigbin II]

Got this in my email.  (I just wish I could include the graphics.) 

There were two nuns.. 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), 

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for 
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. 

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes 
at the most! What can we do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. 

SM: It's not working. 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only 
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and 
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is 
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. 

Then Sister Logical arrives. 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! 
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. 
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run 
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

SM: And? 

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. 

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do. 
I lifted my dress up. 

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? 

SL: The only logical thing to do 
He pulled down his pants. 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? 
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man 
with his pants down. 

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, 

Say two Hail Marys!

[Vito Andoline]

lol.nice

[Bambi]

Have mercy with you Sigbin 

Dedicated to all Bayots that I love on Easter Days:

MGA BUGOY: (lingkod2x sa tindahan inoman ug Tuba, tulo ka Bayots nanglabay paki-ay-ki-ay)

"         "     :  Kining mga arte nga BAYOTS, mga makasa-sala angay gyod ilangsang sa Kruz!

MGA BAYOTS: Hoy.....dali managan ta!

MGA BUGOY:  Ug paga-purong-purongan sa ma-idlot nga Ulok!

MGA b***t:   Hoyyy..... mamalik ta!

[Happy]

Hahaha nanagan na, namalik pa jud

[Vito Andoline]

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.





ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?



WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.



ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?



WITNESS: Yes.



ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?



WITNESS: I forget.



ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
 


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?



WITNESS: He s aid, "Where am I, Cathy?"



ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?



WITNESS: My name is Susan!



ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?



WITNESS: We both do.



ATTORNEY: Voodoo?



WITNESS: We do.



ATTORNEY: You do?



WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

 


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year- old, how old is he?



WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.



ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?



WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?

 


ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?



WITNESS: Yes.



ATTORNEY: How many were boys?



WITNESS: None.



ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?



WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

 


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?



WITNESS: By death.



ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?



WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?




ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?



WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.



ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?



WITNESS: Guess.

 


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice, which I sent to your attorney?



WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

 


ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?



WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like
to rephrase that?

 



ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?



WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?




ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?



WITNESS: Oral.

 


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?



WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.



ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?



WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!

 

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?



WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?






--- And the best for last: ---



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?



WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.



ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?



WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

[Barbaro]

 

Words To Live By



Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
And some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,
Just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you
Look good if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars
That can be recalled by their maker.



Eat a live toad in the morning and
Nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind,
At least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20,
And never see that person again,
It was probably worth it.



It may be that your sole purpose in life
Is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
Because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. 
Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
So sleep late.

When everything's coming your way,
You're in the wrong lane.




Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late
Are often much jollier than the people
Who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss,
Why aren't more people happy?

You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.



We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty,
Some are dull, some have weird names,
And all are different colors;
But they all have to learn to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one
Who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors
You didn't even know you left open.

Have an awesome day, and know
That someone has thought about you today....