"Pinoy Pick UP Lines"

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Lollapalooza

#100
October 03, 2012, 08:24:37 PM

pero mas maajo nalang na Lolla kaysa wala.. :D piyongan lang gud nmu.. :D haha..


bitaw... ambot oi perti man gyud nakong talawana anang tuko oi... dili sa panaway na ha.. pero ayaw lang gyud intawn ng nawong ug tuko oi.. grabe pod..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#101
October 03, 2012, 08:27:51 PM
Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad..


Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas..



“Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sakin”


ayeeeeeeeeeee....
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Lollapalooza

#102
October 03, 2012, 08:32:16 PM
"I'm a bee - can you be my honey?"


pusang iring!!!! weheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#103
October 03, 2012, 08:32:58 PM
miss pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?













kasi pinaglihi ako sa etsas….










hindi ko mapigilan mahulog sa iyo.



wakkkkkkrotttttttt.......
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Pikoy

#104
October 03, 2012, 08:36:09 PM
wanna do the math?



lets ADD you and me


SUBTRACT our clothes


DIVIDE those legs


and lets MULTIPLY!



namittttttttt gid...........
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Lollapalooza

#105
October 03, 2012, 08:42:01 PM
green man kaayo ning imong pick up lines oi... >.<
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#106
October 03, 2012, 08:52:12 PM

green man kaayo ning imong pick up lines oi... >.<

aw cge himoon natong blue Lolla..

May free time ka ba?

Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist,


magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko..


agoyyyyyyyy uy........
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Lollapalooza

#107
October 03, 2012, 09:08:47 PM
Di mo na kailangan ng RELO

" Kasi kaya ko naman ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo :)


ahehehe... fwede maulaw 'kol?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#108
October 03, 2012, 09:17:40 PM

Di mo na kailangan ng RELO

" Kasi kaya ko naman ibigay lahat ng oras ko sa'yo :)


ahehehe... fwede maulaw 'kol?

D may rilo na ako piro sira yata..



bakit?



kasi pag ikaw kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko...


weee..ulaw ko....charot.......
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BolBuhol

#109
October 03, 2012, 09:19:35 PM
tb ka ba?


tb sad ko


Pikoy

#110
October 03, 2012, 09:26:04 PM

tb ka ba?


tb sad ko

istoy ka?

istoy pod sya..

waka kyapi..............heheheeh... :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#111
October 03, 2012, 09:57:24 PM

Miss, alam mo ba?
Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop,
at hindi rin tayo Halaman,
Bagay tayo, Bagay!


Bagay? Pwede kumotay lang? :P

bagay sang kamasut.....
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Votives

#112
October 04, 2012, 09:28:29 AM
nice...
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Pikoy

#113
October 06, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
Lolla

tumataba ka na ata ha…

bumibilog…

at…

unti unting…


naging mundo ko…

weeeeee.........charrrrrrrrr......... ;D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#114
October 06, 2012, 08:25:05 PM

Lolla

tumataba ka na ata ha…

bumibilog…

at…

unti unting…


naging mundo ko…

weeeeee.........charrrrrrrrr......... ;D ;D


hala fwede maulaw "kol? papayat nako heheeheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#115
October 06, 2012, 08:31:28 PM
Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.



haveyyyyy.....charmoss ginamos...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#116
October 06, 2012, 08:39:18 PM
cactus ka ba?

bakit?

handa akong masugatan,


























mayakap ka lang..;D ;D



charrrrrrrrrringggg...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#117
October 06, 2012, 08:44:28 PM
para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..


chukchak tsienes...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lorenzo

#118
October 06, 2012, 08:56:37 PM
haha! i think i had really corny pick up lines , too.



lorenz: hey there! you look really beautiful.
girl: oh...thanks!
lorenzo: so do you have a number?
girl: you're pretty direct eh?
lorenz: i'd prefer the directions to your apartment, tho
girl: hahaha

:P
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Lorenzo

#119
October 06, 2012, 08:57:13 PM

cactus ka ba?

bakit?

handa akong masugatan,


























mayakap ka lang..;D ;D



charrrrrrrrrringggg...


ha ha haaa!
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Lorenzo

#120
October 06, 2012, 09:03:25 PM

"I'm a bee - can you be my honey?"


pusang iring!!!! weheheh


oh, sweet lagi ni kaajo. i should try this out next time.
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Lollapalooza

#121
October 12, 2012, 09:40:30 AM
Pera ka ba? Naghihirap kasi ako pag wala ka...



yowwwwwn naman!!!!
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#122
October 12, 2012, 09:58:51 AM
Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko...

Yaks kalami!
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#123
October 12, 2012, 10:09:21 AM
Kutsara ka ba? Habang lumalapit ka kasi, napapanganga ako...




Nganga Engr. Pikoy.... hehehehe hain na man to akong sparring partner dire..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#124
October 12, 2012, 10:53:57 AM

Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko...

Yaks kalami!

Bwahaha! Kon di sakto ang paglumlom, basin binugok ang resulta! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

#125
October 13, 2012, 03:31:47 PM


"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#126
October 15, 2012, 07:54:13 AM
Akong lugiton ang pinakalawom nimo nga kugmo maabot lang nako ang imong kasing-kasing.

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Kab-uton ko ang bitoon ug itapak sa panty mong gision.

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Day, makab-ot ko lang ang kilat ihapak ko sa imo b*lat di kaha ka makurat?

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Dong, maabot palang nako ang dalugdog ihapak ko sa imong itlog di kaha ka mag kurog?

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Oh, Inday. Sa imong katahum ug tingsi. Ikaw ra jud ang nakatuli sa pisot kung pagbati.
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

islander

#127
October 15, 2012, 09:26:49 AM
atot ba ni nga thread...  pusang iring naging tigre!
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Lollapalooza

#128
October 17, 2012, 09:03:49 PM
KASAYSAYAN NG PAG-IBIG:

Sinimulan ni Eba at Adan.
Sinalaysay ni Florente at Laura. at syempre
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ITUTULOY NATING DALAWA.
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#129
October 19, 2012, 12:57:54 PM


"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

bugsay

#130
October 19, 2012, 02:01:39 PM
boy: kanal ka ba?
girl: bakit?
boy: madali akong mahulog sayo......pag lasing ako. :P
;D
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hubag bohol

#131
October 19, 2012, 05:36:57 PM

Akong lugiton ang pinakalawom nimo nga kugmo maabot lang nako ang imong kasing-kasing.

Bwahaha! Kon atuli ang lugiton, unsa kaha ang maabot! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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BolBuhol

#132
October 19, 2012, 05:44:19 PM
bogoy:   kokak ba ka?
ebyang: mano?
bogoy:   manomdoman ta ka pag ulang ulang na kag may ara na dalobdob kag kiglak.

hubag bohol

#133
October 20, 2012, 11:51:24 AM
He he, gitika ko! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

#134
October 20, 2012, 02:09:51 PM
Para kang ubo. Ang lakas ng COUGHpit mo sa puso ko!




gravvveeeyyy...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#135
October 20, 2012, 02:12:40 PM

bogoy:   kokak ba ka?
ebyang: mano?
bogoy:   manomdoman ta ka pag ulang ulang na kag may ara na dalobdob kag kiglak.

hahe..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#136
October 20, 2012, 02:14:49 PM
ashma ka ba?

kasi you take my breath away. ;D


veeeeeeyyygrab.....
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#137
October 24, 2012, 09:06:12 PM
Pwede ka na maging Caretaker kasi ang galing mong mag-alaga lalo na ng puso ko...




hala... fwede maulaw kol?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#138
October 24, 2012, 09:16:00 PM

Pwede ka na maging Caretaker kasi ang galing mong mag-alaga lalo na ng puso ko...




hala... fwede maulaw kol?

weeee...corniks..hehehe....
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#139
October 24, 2012, 09:19:29 PM
Sana regla nalang ako,

Bakit?

Para madalaw kita kahit once a month lng,

harharhar...ulaw jud ko...;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#140
October 24, 2012, 09:39:33 PM
Ang pag ibig ko sa'yo ay parang RED HORSE..


Bakit?








Bahal...

ngok ngok........;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#141
October 24, 2012, 09:40:50 PM
weak.,labawng corniks hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#142
October 24, 2012, 09:44:51 PM

weak.,labawng corniks hehehe

cornickss kaba?

bakit





sarap mong gilingen sa bato..at kakainin kita para tumaba ang pus on ko..


hek hek... ;D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#143
October 24, 2012, 09:46:32 PM
:-?? kulang ra imong 1 stik 4 da road
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#144
October 24, 2012, 09:53:19 PM

:-?? kulang ra imong 1 stik 4 da road

kulang ng isa pa kw nalang..bwahahaha.. ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#145
November 02, 2012, 08:54:38 PM
"Sana echo ka nalang, para pag sinigaw ko na mahal kita, mabilis ang sagot mo, maraming beses pa!"



Borit to the highest level!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#146
November 02, 2012, 08:57:41 PM
taxi kaba?

bakit?


kasi menu minuto napamahal ako sayo ehhhh.........git........:)
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fdaray

#147
November 03, 2012, 09:27:59 AM
kasi di ko kaintindi ninyo.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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Chongki

#148
November 03, 2012, 03:44:25 PM
;D;D

Lollapalooza

#149
January 15, 2013, 03:40:56 PM
Alam mo, ang pagibig ko sa'yo parang LANGKA. LANGKAtapusan.



weehhh... waz nako partner sa binoritay diwe..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#150
January 15, 2013, 03:46:00 PM
Tsk! hindi ko na alam kung matino ako kasi pag nakikita kita nababaliw ako sa yo eh!


pusang iring....
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#151
January 15, 2013, 04:18:53 PM
Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Votives

#152
January 15, 2013, 04:23:26 PM
Neth, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#153
January 15, 2013, 04:28:23 PM
ahahahahha... you mean dili diay ka straight? hehehe hilig guro ka ug biglang liko... hehe jowks
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#154
January 15, 2013, 04:41:01 PM

Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh..

Pikoy  :  Nota ka ba?
Lolapap:  Bakit?
Pikoy  :  Tumataas ang torotot ko pagnakita kita
:-X


Votives

#155
January 15, 2013, 04:42:50 PM

ahahahahha... you mean dili diay ka straight? hehehe hilig guro ka ug biglang liko... hehe jowks
usahay ra oi... sweto lage ka og biglang liko??
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Votives

#156
January 15, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
Neth, Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#157
January 15, 2013, 04:45:01 PM

usahay ra oi... sweto lage ka og biglang liko??


toink abi kay nagmention ko ug biglang liko sweto na dayon? heheheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#158
January 15, 2013, 04:46:27 PM
Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko....
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#159
January 15, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Alam mo ba may kamukha ka? kamukhang-kamukha mo yung future husband ko.




estoy kaayo...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#160
January 15, 2013, 04:53:36 PM

ahahahahha... you mean dili diay ka straight? hehehe hilig guro ka ug biglang liko... hehe jowks

Volts:  Quensland ka ba?
Lops :  bakit?
Volts:  nabibiglang liko ako sa u...

Votives

#161
January 15, 2013, 04:55:02 PM
Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!:);):D
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#162
January 15, 2013, 05:01:16 PM

Volts:  Quensland ka ba?
Lops :  bakit?
Volts:  nabibiglang liko ako sa u...

hhahahahaha sa Queensland gyud?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#163
January 15, 2013, 05:03:12 PM

hhahahahaha sa Queensland gyud?

asa na dapit haw?

Lollapalooza

#164
January 15, 2013, 05:05:16 PM

asa na dapit haw?

sa Matina, Davao city... famous na siya sa replica sa istatwa ni David
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#165
January 20, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
Do you know how to repair cellphones? Sira ata tong cellphone ko kasi wala naman dito numero mo eh...



#kaygubamangyudakongcellphone ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#166
January 20, 2013, 05:33:15 PM
huh?..parang wala ako sa sarili ko....siguro nasa iyo ako.....



weee... in your dreams :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#167
June 27, 2013, 02:15:21 PM
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?



pusang iring... heheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#168
June 27, 2013, 02:16:01 PM
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


hala.. fwede maulaw kol?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#169
May 10, 2014, 11:57:41 AM
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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