Mangatawa Usa Ta.

Started by Barbaro, August 14, 2007, 11:18:50 PM

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Barbaro


barbs, palit na didto amerkana kaw...wehehehhehhehehehe
nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.
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hazel


nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.

aheheheh unya naa dayon bulak sa ilong. :P

ms da binsi


nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.





ganahan ko ana nga syle Barbs...

morag Brad Pitt style ba...hahahahha

hazel


ganahan ko ana nga syle Barbs...

morag Brad Pitt style ba...hahahahha

Cute gani naka tie unya maong...ahem! murag Michael Buble.

Barbaro

Dalawang gurls nag-aapply 4 work; isang matalino at isang boboMatalino: buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo?Bobo: wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: “Sige Ba!!”
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Barbaro

Dear luv,

Ikaw ray bugtong itik nga nagkapa-kapa sa malapokon kung dughan..
Boot bukikion, bulikaton ang masakit kung kagahapon, apan luv,
Nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kung pag bati?
Ug ambi nalang ang yabe sa inyong kasilyas, ky didto nako idagayday
ang nagkaigit -igit kung PAGMAHAY!!!!...

Kanimo nahigugma..
Barbs..
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st. agnes


Dalawang gurls nag-aapply 4 work; isang matalino at isang boboMatalino: buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo?Bobo: wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: “Sige Ba!!”

HAHAHAHA, sakspan ang HRD.. nahan sex sad? weeeeh.... :)
The MUSIC may stop now and then, But the the strings will remain forever...

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Barbaro

Maestra:  Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro:  Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan:  Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra:  Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha  sa Bayang Magiliw!

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hazel


Dear luv,

Ikaw ray bugtong itik nga nagkapa-kapa sa malapokon kung dughan..
Boot bukikion, bulikaton ang masakit kung kagahapon, apan luv,
Nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kung pag bati?
Ug ambi nalang ang yabe sa inyong kasilyas, ky didto nako idagayday
ang nagkaigit -igit kung PAGMAHAY!!!!...

Kanimo nahigugma..
Barbs..


Hala! naapil ang yawe sa kasilyas ni Mike ug Balong...hehehehhehehehe

hazel


Maestra:  Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro:  Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan:  Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra:  Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha  sa Bayang Magiliw!



hahahhahahahhahahhaa natuk-an ko.

st. agnes

naa sab koy ika ambit... akong e post ning gi email sa akong bro nako...

SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant:       Ang akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant:      Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant:       Di na lang ko mukanta!
Judges:                  Ha? kay Nganu man..?
3rd contestant:       manilhig na lang ko kay morag daghan na kaayong sagbot!
The MUSIC may stop now and then, But the the strings will remain forever...

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hazel


hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhaha nice one, Els!

Basin mag haling na ang contestant #4. ;D

st. agnes

APO UG LOLO
APO :       Lo, ngano ga-kaang kaang man kag lakaw?
LOLO:      aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO :       ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO:      ingon man gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang
                itlog kay taas ug kolesterol
The MUSIC may stop now and then, But the the strings will remain forever...

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hazel


hahahahahaha mura ko ug tralala dire ako ra usa ga katawa...;D ;D ;D

st. agnes

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR:       Cge e pronounce daw
                      LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI:           LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR:        naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT....
The MUSIC may stop now and then, But the the strings will remain forever...

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hazel


waahhahhahahhahhahahha malik na sad ta ani sa ngohouuu....hehehhehe

st. agnes

ANAK:       Nay, nag tambling-tambling na pud mi sa skul
                 ganiha..
NANAY:    Peste kang bata-a ka!.. Daga na ka, oi!  Di ba gi-ingnan taka nga ayaw pag tambling-tambling kay makita nang imong panty?
ANAK:       Oki ra 'Nay way nakakita...Gisulod man naku sa Bag ang akong Panty 'Nay!

(to be continued ang uban kay mag study nako ha... hehehehe--cge rakog internet dah!..)
bye tanan... have a nice day!
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hazel


aheheheh human naman ni Els pero katawa ra gihapon ko...

sige oi...pag toun na diha!

willmerit


Scarb


Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR:       Cge e pronounce daw
                      LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI:           LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR:        naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT....

whahahahahahah huuh tabang..,

pag-abot nako gikan trabaho..usa pako magluto bsan gutom
nako moabli xa ko sa mga jokes...perting bahakhak nako..
unya ingon ako anak..."Mom..??do i need to call the Mental Hospital"? whahahahaha
unya ako gi-translate niya..apil pod toho ug katawaaaa...na na nah kaming duha
ihatud ani...

i like gyod sa mga jokes thread ky makawala ug kakapoy ;)
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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ms da binsi


ANAK:       Nay, nag tambling-tambling na pud mi sa skul
                 ganiha..
NANAY:    Peste kang bata-a ka!.. Daga na ka, oi!  Di ba gi-ingnan taka nga ayaw pag tambling-tambling kay makita nang imong panty?
ANAK:       Oki ra 'Nay way nakakita...Gisulod man naku sa Bag ang akong Panty 'Nay!

(to be continued ang uban kay mag study nako ha... hehehehe--cge rakog internet dah!..)
bye tanan... have a nice day!




wahahhahahhahahhha

Scarb

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!


HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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ms da binsi

wahahahhahahhahahhahhahahha

abi nako masakiton na ang mga Seniors karon...

shalan na muring sa kadalanan???

hahhahahhahahhhaha

Happy

hahahaha lingawa nako oi, mosamot manta dili kakatugon ani ;D
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Barbaro

Usa ka lalake nangabang ug babaye diha sa kamagayan..
Babaye : sige paghubo na..
Lalake : ups... haah...humana
Babaye : uy di ko nimo uy
Lalake : ngano man?
Babaye : daghan kay kag bolbol..
Lalake : A bu**** ka unsa may diay imong gusto daghan
O**n usa ray bolbol...
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Scarb

"Asawa" 1st year masaya.

After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".

after 10 years tanggalin ang S"awa na lang".

Sa susunod na taon tanggalin mong A "wa na!"
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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Barbaro

SAKOP:
Lenti kang
amoha ka! Imo
kong gihimo nga
tawo2x sa
basakan,unya ako
swldo wlay
saka2x! kun
ma2tay ko,kinsa
mopakaon sa akong
pmilya,ikw?

AMO:
Eninglisa,kay
patas-on nako
imong swldo.

SAKOP:
Lightning
you! Man2x me in
the farm,my
salary did not
climb! If i die
who will eat my
Family,you?
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lindy

Sa nag edad pag 20 = KUSOG

Sa nag edad nag 40 = KUSOG Kusog

Sa nag edad nag 60 = KUROG NA
A Champion is a dreamer that refused to give up!

Scarb

i sugar you
in the window but you cockroach.,

hoi pakno binisay-a!

gikamay ko ikaw sa bintana., apan mi-ok-ok ka! ;D
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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hazel


hahhahaha

blue, abi naku not feeling well ka. nag joker pa man lagi ka.

Scarb

Gin, dia pako..na-arang2x naman pod..di pa man ko katugon unja
mag-update pako uban "pages" nako ;) ;D
nakahinumdom kog kalit ana nga jokes sa gagmay pami ;D
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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Scarb

dreamgirl

Berks 1- Bai nakita na nako iyaha dagway dli na jud celebrities alike gibutang

Berks2 - kinsa gud oi, ang akong dreamgirl? dawbeh?

Berks 1- anong say mo bai?

Berk 2-  sigbaw!
            kayakmo ana!
            bakang ug potot pa jud
            balhibohon morag unggoy!
             ag nawong kabayo-on
             ag ngipon morag kabaw!

Berks 1 - hoi Balbon tawag ana bai,

Berks2 - paghilum dha, imoha nalang na oi,

Berks 1 - Byee Bai!
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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Barbaro

Boy: Miss, huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba....
Boy: Single ka no?
Miss: Ang galing ha! Pano mo nalaman?
Boy: Simple lang...Ang pangit mo, eh! Haha!  
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Glen

You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

bulak


Boy: Miss, huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba....
Boy: Single ka no?
Miss: Ang galing ha! Pano mo nalaman?
Boy: Simple lang...Ang pangit mo, eh! Haha!  

Barbarooooooooooo....naigo diay ko ani kay single pa man ko..LOL...
Life is is'nt that happy without my family.

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Glen

Bulak wala ka maigo kay gwapa man ka buyag ha!
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

bulak


Bulak wala ka maigo kay gwapa man ka buyag ha!

hahhahahha gwapa diay???unya kay single paman japon naigo lagi gihapon..LOL...
Life is is'nt that happy without my family.

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Barbaro


Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.  
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svetlana


Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.  

hahahahaha
It's hard to wait for something you know might not happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you wanted.

B:)


Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.  

in other words,
Leave me alone!

Barbaro

A Japanese tourist riding a taxi from airport to hotel...
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!
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hazel


hehehehehe sorry nalang sa Hapon. ;D ;D

Scarb

Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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Scarb


in other words,
Leave me alone!

na nah mao na ron ;D
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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Bambi


Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.  

In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song  :-\ ;D

sakto ba Barbaro?
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B:)


In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song  :-\ ;D

sakto ba Barbaro?

hahahaha, kurat akong bana unsa daw akong gikataw-an
murag korek ni sya Ms.Bams

Happy


A Japanese tourist riding a taxi from airport to hotel...
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!

"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Bambi


hahahaha, kurat akong bana unsa daw akong gikataw-an
murag korek ni sya Ms.Bams

Hala....bantay ka basin ug motoud rana diha? lol ;D
Best regards
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B:)

aw tan awon ta lang ani, depende ras sabot whuaaa!

Bambi

galanggan-langgan lang ug magsabot pa......hala Bira  bitaw hinayi po ha?
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Scarb


In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song  :-\ ;D

sakto ba Barbaro?

hahahaha tabang! ;D lami ibuhakhak pero midnight na ;D
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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Bambi


hahahaha tabang! ;D lami ibuhakhak pero midnight na ;D

Kusga  gjod  Blue ug bahak-hak aron ka matud-an sa imong darling.... ;D Enjoy!
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Bambi

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Barbaro


In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song  :-\ ;D

sakto ba Barbaro?


sakto kaayo ate bambs bagay kaau..
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Barbaro

Ang Cebuano ug Taga-Bacolod nagpahambugay:

Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)

Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:
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lindy

may amang gikuan ni manoy  didtos kasagingan...(standing poss.)
nisinyas ang amang nga ipataas ug gamay kay naubsan ra, unya misinyas nasab ang amang nga ipaubos kay ang naigo ang iyang pusod... pagkaigo ni manoy nakasinggit ang amang ug KANAH!...
A Champion is a dreamer that refused to give up!

Bambi


Ang Cebuano ug Taga-Bacolod nagpahambugay:

Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)

Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:

Perti pong basa naho abi ug.......Kada Pulis na-ay Pusil ;D


Bitaw......hisgot ug PULIS (Your ever friend and helper)

BABAYE  : Perting singgit.........TABANG! Tabang!  Pulis dali tabang!    (Kay gilugos intawon)

PULIS  : ( a friend and helper) perting dagan.....aron motabang - Pag-abot kay luya na kaajo ang Babaye, gahanggos.......

BABAYE :  Pulisssssssss Tabang........Pulisssss! tabang........Pulisss...Puliss....Pulis.....Puli.....tabang.....Puli......tabang dali......

Puli.....Puli........ ???

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Barbaro

Lola: PARAAHH!
Driver: Bakit po?
Lola: Ihi ako.
(umutot)
Driver: Sabi nyo ihi kayo, ba't kayo umutot?
Lola: Totoy, wen der is thunder, der is rain
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Glen

Hahahahha unsa kahay kauban sa utot? Maayo lang og ihi ra?
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

Barbaro

SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!
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hazel


hehehehhehehehehehhe

unsay gamit silhig tukog?

Scarb


SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!

laughing again-received ds fwd.message
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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Moyhua

TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL:  Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?
"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

Moyhua

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

Moyhua

security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril
tiguwang: bu**** ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!
"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

mrtrademaker

ANG NURSE UG ANG MEKANIKO
Sa fiesta sa usa ka lungsod, nakigsayaw ug "sweet music" ang usa ka ulitawo sa usa ka dalaga sa bayle nianang gabhiona:
Ulitaw: Nurse ka day, no?
Daga: O, nganong kahibalo ka man?
Ulitaw: Nanimaho ka man gong hospital.
Daga: Mekaniko ka dong sa?
Ulitaw: O, nganong katag-an ka mang mekaniko ko?
Daga: Ganiha ra man gud ko nimo gi-jackan!

     

mrtrademaker

KANDILA
Usa ka madre nagpacheckup sa clinic. Pero nasayop ang laboratory kay nailisan iyang urine sample sa specimen sa babay nga mabdos.
Doctor: Sister, ang resulta sa imong test miingon nga mabdos ka.
Madre: Doctor, makamabdos diay nang kandila?

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HOTDOG
Inahan: Nag-unsa man mo sa imong trato sa sulod sa imong lawak gabii, nga saba man mo kaayo? Puwerte ra bang singgit nimo og Kalami!
Rosario: Si mama sab uy. Wa man miy gibuhat nga dautan ba. Gipakaun lang ko niya og hotdog nga lami kaayo.
Inahan: Mao ba. Diay napkin opahiri na imong ngabil kay naay mayonnaise nga nahabilin

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VIAGRA
Andoy: Papalita kog Viagra bi.
Pharmacist: Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi. Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.
Andoy: Unsa may ngan ana?
Pharmacist: Buyag ra.

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BIBLIYA
Pari: Dong, pahuwama ko anang bibliyang imong gibasa bi.
Sacristan: Playboy man ni padir.
Pari: Kana na lang!

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NAKATOG
Teban: Paita bay uy. Wa na koy trabaho. Gitangtang ko sa akong boss kay nakatog ko .
Pedro: A grabe! Gitangtang ka tungod lang kay nakatog ka?
Teban: Dog hinoon nako iyang asawa.

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SHY
Pasing: Mare, naunsa man na imong son-in-law nga pila ka tuig na mang walay klarong trabaho?
Claring: Unsaon nga shy man gud na kaayo siya.
Pasing: Shy gud nga tabian man kaayo na!
Claring: Shy tiglaba ba, shy tiglimpyo sa balay, shy say tigluto.

ms da binsi

bwahahahahahha

Good job Trader!!!!

mrtrademaker

Manang: Hoy bata, gaunsa gud tawon ka diha?
Bata: Gaduwa ug jolen nang, ngano diay?
Manang: Wa uroy ka maulaw noh, imong mama gikapoy ug sag-ub ug tubig unya ikaw diha gaduwa-duwa lang ug jolen...
Bata: Asa may mas uwaw nang, kung akoy magsag-ub, unya si mama ang mag duwa ug jolen???

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Botoy: Pre, naka daug man kuno ka sa lotto?
Tikyo: Tinuod na pre, swerte jud kaayo...
Botoy: Nya, kumusta naman imong pagpuyo ron?
Tikyo: Aw, sukad naka daug ko ug lotto pre, maka kaun nami ug mga lami na pagkaun sama sa fried chicken, kadereta, litson ug uban pa.
Botoy: Hayahay diay nimo pre noh..
Tikyo: Ikaw pre, kumusta naman imong pagpuyo?
Botoy: Aw, mulang gihapon pre, makatilaw lang ug lami kung mag iy*t!!!

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Anak: Ma, paliti ko ug tabanog beh.
Mama: Ay sus dong, mas maayo pa pan nalang imong paliton.
Anak: Sige na gud ma, tabanog lang...
Mama: Nganong tabanog man, makabusok diay na???
Anak: Unya ma, kanang imong Pan mo lupad diay na???

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ANDIR-DI-SAYA

Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!

Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!!

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Pasyente: doc, ngano man ni nga kong malibang ko naa may plima?
Doc: ok lang na sya. Ang delikado kung inig sikma nimo naay tae!

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asukar

tatay; pedro, asa man nimo gibutang ang asukar?
pedro; naa sa banggera akong gimarkahan ug asin
tatay; nganong man imo gibutangan?
pedro; para di katoud ang AMIGAS...


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Family Quarrel
HUSBAND:Pastilan segi ta ug away;
magbuwag ta!!
WIFE:segi! ato bahinon atong anak
HUSBAND:Ako ang gwap ug gwapa!
WIFE:Nah! Gipili pa gyud ang dili iya!

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ANAK: Tay, dili ko katulog, daghan ug lamok AMAHAN:Ato palungun ang suga, araon di ta makit-an
(Pagpalung sa suga, nanggawas ang alitaptap)
ANAK:Hala Tay! nagdala ug flashlyt!

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Nagdadalaga

dad im turning 18 n..pwde n b ko mg wear ur BRA?? kc dad, all of my friends wear bra na..

DAD: Saba diha Diego, sipaon tka diah!!!!!

mrtrademaker

3 kinds of utots:
loud and proud - sipa pero walay baho
silent but deadly - silent pero murag patay nga ilaga!
wet and wild - naay dala nga unod ug pulp bits!!!

unsang klase man imong utot???!!!

nakautot na, sunog pa ang nilung.ag... faet!!! next time inday don't be amused too much with the comical anecdotes as it will result in the over cooking of your prepared carbohydrates and the emission of not so pleasant gases...

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Barbaro

OFW Huband: Kumusta na ang padala kong pera sa mga bata?
Wife: Asenso na. Ang kubo natin, mansion na. Ang karinderia, restaurant na. Ang
dalawang anak mo, apat na
" with great power comes great responsibility.." -- "Spiderman"

Explore Philippines

www.hostwinds.com - Start your own website at Hostwinds

Glen

Hala kinsa man amahan sa uban Barbs?
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

Sigbin II

Basin og return on investment ang duha ka anak nga nadugang, Glen. :D
Buno!  Bangko-lamesa, tinidor-kutsara, plato-platito, sud-an, adobo, pahawa ka!

Glen

E Paul mao diay na ang interest sa iyang nigosyo napun-an og duha. Hahahaa kadaku diay sa tubo no? Duhaan man gyod.
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

Moyhua

ATTY:  asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN:  sa kamaisan
ATTY:  nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN:  nalibang!
ATTY:  pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN:  naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?…. Ayaw pagbugal-bugal 'torni uy!

"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

Happy

"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Moyhua

pasyente: doc, regular lagi ko malibang. kada alas 7 sa buntag
doctor: maayu nuon na! unsa may problema?
pasyente: 8 am man gud ko maka mata!
doctor: oink! 
"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

Happy

"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Moyhua

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug P6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save
"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

Happy


bana: gang, naka-save ko ug P6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save


Eroplano akong gukdon para save kaayo ;D
"There's no perfect life, but we can let God fill it with perfect moments"

Moyhua

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon
"Asset Developer, Household Manager and Relationship Builder"

hazel


BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon


hehehehe kahinumdom kos akong cousin. ingon siya "ate, manguhit nata ug binu-ongan". (Iyang tawag sa buongon);D

Glen

Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

Glen

Barb absent baka karon? hahahahaa asa raman ka oy!
You can never really live anyone else's life, not even your child's.
   The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you've
      become yourself.

svetlana


Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!

wahahahahahaha bahalag i-absent nalang siya!
It's hard to wait for something you know might not happen, but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you wanted.

hazel


Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!

hahahahah absent gyud toud si Barbaro. :P