Robot for Sale

Started by Lollapalooza, November 25, 2013, 11:53:33 AM

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Lollapalooza

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.


;D
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kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

Lorenzo


FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.


;D

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Lorenzo


hahahah sakpan tanan...

Hahahaha aguy!
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islander

how much does that robot cost? ;D urhm, i can afford... oops, the robot just slapped me. :P
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Lorenzo

uy, gi sagpaan ka sa robot? ari diri robot, sumbagon ka nako ron. ngano mag sumbag man ka'ng robotoaha ka sa mga baji!

:P  :P 
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wardiflex

kanang robot nga mangusi lang akoa..hahaha
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

Lorenzo

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wardiflex

sakit na kaayo ng sampal bai Doc..hahaha
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092