Stupid questions

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[Lorenzo]

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IN NEED OF INTELLIGENT ANSWERS

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

[islander]

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a b_llsh_t?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

[islander]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A: not necessarily. morons can also electrify.

[Lorenzo]

     

[islander]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

A: it's called a humane act.  the condemned may die, but please, let's spare them from tetanus.

[islander]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

A: pointing to the crotch won't help you tell the time, okay?  meanwhile, do watch out that when you point to your wrist, you don't make the mistake of wetting your pants, okay?

[Lorenzo]

bwahahaha! clostridium tetani be damnned, ma tiklo lagi ni sila sa formalin.      

[Lorenzo]

A: pointing to the crotch won't help you tell the time, okay?  meanwhile, do watch out that when you point to your wrist, you don't make the mistake of wetting your pants, okay?

bwahaha, delikado pod og mo point ta sa atong kuan and ang tawo mo ingon, "pwede mo tisting"

jawaa pod ahahahahaha!

[islander]

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a b_llsh_t?

A: a better option is two take the last two syllables of the names of the two breeds instead.  that would spare the dog from being mistaken for a philippine legislator.  dogsu is fine.  to make it more exotic, reverse it.  usdog.  wow!  it speaks of your family.

[islander]

bwahahaha! clostridium tetani be damnned, ma tiklo lagi ni sila sa formalin.      

oh, you want to embalm them first then?

[islander]

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

A: an expert who doesn't wear pants can answer this best.  pikoy, asa ra ka?

[islander]

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

A: truth be told, buttered bread will remain on top of the cat.  cats rule, you know.  in fact, if you do this to a cat, you can be sure he'll land right smack on your face.

[Lorenzo]

oh, you want to embalm them first then?

di pod, luoya lang. unya ra, ug namatay na.

[islander]

BEST ANSWERS TO BEST STUPID QUESTIONS
(from various sources)


Why doesn't the earth fall down?

A: Because it can fly.

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How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?

A: You just did, Nostradamus!

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My bro has not got his first period yet?
I'm 11 and I have mine and my brothers 17 and he hasn't got his yet?  Takes longer because he's a boy?

A: Yeah it just takes longer for boys.

[islander]

Possed by evil?
How do u know if ur possed by the devil, are their any signs??

A: Inability to spell.

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Did I get bit by a spider?
So I was sitting around then i get a tinkling pain on my toe, i looked seeing a very small cut with 2 small holes one redder than the other also looks connected with a skined line. I tryed taking a pic but was to blurry. was it a bite? was it just a house hold spider?

A: Try jumping from a roof to another roof. If you make it, you were bit by a spider, but if you don't, then it won't matter anymore.

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This question is for the boys?
What do you do to show a girl you like them?

A: I pee on them to let them know they are mine.

[Lorenzo]