Blue-Balled Monkeys Among Top 10 New Species

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October 10, 2013, 02:02:18 AM
Blue-Balled Monkeys Among Top 10 New Species

May 24, 2013 / by Tim Wall



Blue Testicled Monkey

The International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University announced its list of the top 10 species officially described in 2012. The publication of the list marks the birthday of Carolus Linnaeus, founder of the modern system of species classification.

Male lesula monkeys (Cerocopithecus lomamiensis) have bald, brilliant blue testicles, buttocks and perineum. Locals in the Congo regularly hunt the monkey for food, but primatologists didn’t catch their first glimpse of the shy mammal until 2007. Lesulas are only the second monkeys to be discovered in Africa in 28 years.


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islander

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October 10, 2013, 02:06:06 AM
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Lorenzo

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October 10, 2013, 04:41:25 AM
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October 10, 2013, 06:20:47 AM
Blue balls is a slang term for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles and prostate region, accompanied by acute testicular pain, or a prolonged dull aching pain emanating from the prostate, caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal in the human male. The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916. Some urologists call the condition "epididymal hypertension". --Wiki

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October 10, 2013, 06:24:16 AM
Ah, kana diayng magsakit atong pus-on... ;D
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Lorenzo

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October 10, 2013, 09:30:52 AM
interesting. :)
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#6
October 10, 2013, 11:45:03 AM

Ah, kana diayng magsakit atong pus-on... ;D

oops, kerpul.  ::) ::) --> blue balls
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#7
October 10, 2013, 01:47:12 PM

oops, kerpul.  ::) ::) --> blue balls

::) --> naay one blue ball ra...
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October 10, 2013, 02:56:55 PM
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October 10, 2013, 04:38:40 PM



Ms. Isle, suheto man jud ka bahin og mga kolor, unsa man nga shade of blue ang lagay ni Mr. Legolas, este, Lesula?

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#10
October 10, 2013, 05:09:32 PM
sori po.  di ko suheto unsa nang imong gipanghisgotan.  ay dun anderstand, meyn. 8)--> blue shades 
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October 10, 2013, 05:13:29 PM

sori po.  di ko suheto unsa nang imong gipanghisgotan.  ay dun anderstand, meyn. 8)--> blue shades 

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#12
October 10, 2013, 05:23:02 PM

Don't be coy with me, CJ. You know your pastels, don't you?

oh, yes, i'm a pastels expert.  try mint cream, honeydew, misty rose, peach puff and blanched almond.  coy?  that's coy soy green.
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#13
October 10, 2013, 05:25:31 PM

that's coy soy green.

So these here blue balls are actually green? I'm color-blind, you know. 8)
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#14
October 10, 2013, 05:29:06 PM

So these here blue balls are actually green? I'm color-blind, you know. 8)

in which case, you must be looking at tennis balls instead of monkey balls.
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#15
October 10, 2013, 05:34:40 PM
hehehe, what you perceive as blue is actually violet, and brown for you is actually green.  conclusion: you have technicolor balls. 8)
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#16
October 11, 2013, 08:42:30 AM

in which case, you must be looking at tennis balls instead of monkey balls.

Let's stick to color, never mind kind. Can't blame you, though, if you're familiar with balls the size of tennis balls...

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October 11, 2013, 08:44:02 AM

hehehe, what you perceive as blue is actually violet, and brown for you is actually green.  conclusion: you have technicolor balls.  8)

Is that so? Well, I hope you like them... 8)
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