Nonsense Generation?

Started by pioneer, August 08, 2013, 11:24:34 AM

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pioneer

August 08, 2013, 11:24:34 AM
Nonsense Generation (reposted from FB)

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who's far away from me. I'm now in Ghana while he lives in the UK. We met in a dating website, became friends in Facebook, had long chats in Whatsapp, developed a relationship via Viber and agree to marry on Skype. Need ur blessings and good wishes.

Dad: Wonderful!! Get married on Twitter, have fun in Tango. Buy your kids from e-Bay, send them via Gmail. And if you get fed up with him, just press Delete. Ok?
Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."

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hubag bohol

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August 08, 2013, 03:14:04 PM
He he, mao ni ang nakanindot, one can delete oneself...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Chongki

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August 08, 2013, 04:47:53 PM
::)

islander

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August 08, 2013, 10:09:47 PM
ano kaya ang mukha ng nagde-delete sa sarili? 8)
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diablo

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August 08, 2013, 11:12:53 PM

He he, mao ni ang nakanindot, one can delete oneself...
i will delete myself on august 17

islander

#5
August 09, 2013, 10:57:55 PM
Be careful for what you wish for …

Hopeful suitor joined a computer-dating site and registered his wants.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.


http://www.simplified-dating.com/
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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hubag bohol

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August 11, 2013, 12:22:28 AM

Be careful for what you wish for …

Hopeful suitor joined a computer-dating site and registered his wants.

He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.

The computer operated faultlessly.

It sent him a penguin.


http://www.simplified-dating.com/


...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Visit www.kwikcare-philcare.com - Most affordable HMO Health Insurance in the Philippines
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