What the internet lingo really means

Started by islander, August 09, 2013, 11:02:16 PM

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islander

August 09, 2013, 11:02:16 PM
What it really means:

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No boobs
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat, hates men
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open Minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
Needs soul mate = Stalker

http://www.simplified-dating.com/jokes
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chicogon

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August 10, 2013, 12:59:52 AM
LoL ;D
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#2
August 10, 2013, 01:01:30 AM
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy... hmmm, can I add my silingan ug barkada? ;D
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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#3
August 10, 2013, 01:03:39 AM
Adventurous = Slept with everyone... agiwwww ::)
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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#4
August 10, 2013, 01:05:04 AM
Free Spirit = Junkie... bwahahahaha! :P
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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chicogon

#5
August 10, 2013, 01:06:02 AM
Professional = Bitch.... ajejejeje >:(
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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chicogon

#6
August 10, 2013, 01:07:20 AM
Needs soul mate = Stalker... daghan kaha nis TB? ;D :P
Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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islander

#7
August 10, 2013, 01:30:34 AM
hehe.  my mouth is tak-omized. 8)
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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diablo

#8
August 10, 2013, 04:28:14 AM

Needs soul mate = Stalker... daghan kaha nis TB? ;D :P
not many. just me :(
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