Girl Jokes

[hubag bohol]

Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..


Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?

Girl: Father, kon makabati gani kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di ko kapugong, gusto dayon nako makig-sex niya!

Pari: Boang, ka-leche gud anang sala-a. Ataya, pestengjawa!

[hubag bohol]

Human sa kombate...


Mayor: Hmm,  how much, iha?

Girl: 200 pesos lang sir.

Mayor: What? How can you live with P200 pesos?

Girl: Ay sir, sideline ra ni nako. Blackmail man jud akong main business. Bantay ka ni mam, ha?


He he...

[diablo]

i am not blackmailing you. im just requesting you to get out while you still can