Ngano Mas Tambok Ang Mga Lalaking Naay Asawa?

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November 17, 2012, 06:47:51 PM
Question: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang asawang lalaki?

Answer: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa kama para matulog. Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila, pumupunta na lang sa kusina para buksan ang ref nila.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son (Jesus Christ), that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God. - John 3:16-18

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Lollapalooza

#1
November 17, 2012, 07:29:04 PM
well, i've never been married so now i know...hahahaha no wonder..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#2
November 19, 2012, 09:58:53 AM

well, i've never been married so now i know...hahahaha no wonder..

no wonder daw bai pikoy...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#3
November 19, 2012, 10:35:00 AM
Hmm, ako ra ba kahay singgol nga morag hantatawo? :-\
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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fdaray

#4
November 19, 2012, 11:58:41 AM

Question: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang asawang lalaki?

Answer: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa kama para matulog. Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila, pumupunta na lang sa kusina para buksan ang ref nila.
I can sleep early after regular sexercise every night.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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maryhazel

#5
November 19, 2012, 12:38:05 PM
mao ni giingon nga maga depende sa asawa kay naa man niwang naa pod tambok lisud mo judge kun tambok naay sakit kun niwang naa gihapon sakit kun ok lang di pod ta kasiguro ug wa bay sakit heheheh

Votives

#6
November 19, 2012, 12:53:29 PM
yaw pag minyo og masakiton mary hazel...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy

#7
November 19, 2012, 01:25:27 PM
dependi sa pagpuyo kung makatambok ba.. bisag naay asawa unya lisod ang pagpuyo d gyud mutambok oi., naay tambok daan nya ig kaminyo na kay maniwang man, nya naa poy niwang nga nitambok kay nka asawag maistra belin lang sa balay way lain bisyo kung d shy..hahah.. daghan ni sa amua mga maestra naminyo ug nagdrive ug habal2x hayahay pas pulis kuno agoy... ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

maryhazel

#8
November 19, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
Bai Votives, yes i did check his blood including blood group to make sure walay incompatibilities, and time to time check gihapon kun Cholesterol and the rest wa ba motaas heheheh

Votives

#9
November 19, 2012, 02:10:38 PM
usa ra ang motaas ana maryhazel... ang bunal hehe
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#10
November 19, 2012, 02:11:00 PM

dependi sa pagpuyo kung makatambok ba.. bisag naay asawa unya lisod ang pagpuyo d gyud mutambok oi., naay tambok daan nya ig kaminyo na kay maniwang man, nya naa poy niwang nga nitambok kay nka asawag maistra belin lang sa balay way lain bisyo kung d shy..hahah.. daghan ni sa amua mga maestra naminyo ug nagdrive ug habal2x hayahay pas pulis kuno agoy... ;D

mao lagi motto sa mga tambay.. bahala dili gwapa basta maestra.. "Be proud you are a teacher, the FUTURE of your HUSBAND depends on you" :o
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

maryhazel

#11
November 19, 2012, 02:12:07 PM
Bai Piks kato gurong naminyo ug mga habal habal driver basin mao toy ilang sakyan kun layo sila na assign. Driver sweet lover man kono hehhehe

jorgeanna

#12
November 19, 2012, 02:19:21 PM
my husband said nga mingtambok daw cya kay he doesn't care anymore sa iyang lawas hahaha
a marriage can never be perfect.. but the love can be!

Pikoy

#13
November 19, 2012, 02:24:52 PM

mao lagi motto sa mga tambay.. bahala dili gwapa basta maestra.. "Be proud you are a teacher, the FUTURE of your HUSBAND depends on you" :o


mau diay na la? agoy! nyag mag away kay palayason man pod ug buybyun dayon nyag mulayas si mister kay papaulion kay way makagalam sa mga bata, makadung_ag, laba, ug gam sa hayopan etc....nya wana poy mo ehem mingawn pod baya si teacher misis.hehe. ;)    ang kang bai motives kay bahalag guapa basta nurse payts na.. :)



ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#14
November 19, 2012, 02:27:23 PM

mau diay na la? agoy! nyag mag away kay palayason man pod ug buybyun dayon nyag mulayas si mister kay papaulion kay way makagalam sa mga bata, makadung_ag, laba, ug gam sa hayopan etc....nya wana poy mo ehem mingawn pod baya si teacher misis.hehe. ;)    ang kang bai motives kay bahalag guapa basta nurse payts na.. :)






aw kung hisgutan na gani ng bahin sa minyo minyo, dili kaayo ko ka relate ana hahahahahaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#15
November 19, 2012, 02:28:24 PM

Bai Piks kato gurong naminyo ug mga habal habal driver basin mao toy ilang sakyan kun layo sila na assign. Driver sweet lover man kono hehhehe

maujud na kasagaran inday zel...;) driver best driver man pud maung nipilit si ma'am agoy!..heheh..;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#16
November 19, 2012, 02:29:46 PM


aw kung hisgutan na gani ng bahin sa minyo minyo, dili kaayo ko ka relate ana hahahahahaha

weee..istoryaheeeee...la.. :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#17
November 19, 2012, 02:30:42 PM

weee..istoryaheeeee...la.. :)


weeee estoy pod Engr... :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

maryhazel

#18
November 19, 2012, 03:02:52 PM
ang tambay manghantak sa maestra, na lisud ning maestra oi dili lalim na ila trabaho, i salute them. Gadako ko ug maestra my mom was a teacher before then my Nanay & Tatay (Aunt & Uncle) pareho pod maestra then my Dad is a sailor and 2 of my Uncles were sailors pod. Makadungog ko sauna basta seaman ang mga babae kuno magagukod mao ingon kos kaugalingon nga dili mogukod jud maski seaman pa sya hehehe and never did I bisan Top notcher pa heheheh. I'm happy with my Engineer bitaw praise the Lord for everything. Importante sa mag asawa magkasinabot jud aron way gubot.

Votives

#19
November 19, 2012, 03:05:43 PM
if dili na gani mo magkasinabot andam ko og tagaa nga mo alagad kanimo ha... :D
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#20
November 19, 2012, 03:07:47 PM
Agoi, nagpa-reserve man... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy

#21
November 19, 2012, 03:14:18 PM

if dili na gani mo magkasinabot andam ko og tagaa nga mo alagad kanimo ha... :D

agoy...! pastilan bai! ;D  pangita nalang diha ug doctora bahalag guapa agwantaha nalang. :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Votives

#22
November 19, 2012, 03:16:43 PM
Hehe naa na bai piks dili lang doctora... pharmacist ra...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy

#23
November 19, 2012, 03:25:14 PM

Hehe naa na bai piks dili lang doctora... pharmacist ra...


pwed man pod bahalag tambok basta maestra si Lolla palooza..heheh.. ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

maryhazel

#24
November 19, 2012, 03:27:40 PM
Laing tubag: Pag nagkaedaran na mas daghan na nakaong bugas mao nadako ang tiyan hehehhe bitaw oi as we grow older lisud na baja pagbalik sa kaniadtong lawas unless gabantay jud ka sa imo shape and weight o health conscious

Lollapalooza

#25
November 19, 2012, 03:30:13 PM


pwed man pod bahalag tambok basta maestra si Lolla palooza..heheh.. ;D

racist... maayo manang tambok kay bouncy keu.. kaysa sa payat nga matusok kas bukog...  I'M IN SHAPE.... ROUND IS SHAPE... :-X
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#26
November 19, 2012, 04:01:51 PM

racist... maayo manang tambok kay bouncy keu.. kaysa sa payat nga matusok kas bukog...  I'M IN SHAPE.... ROUND IS SHAPE... :-X

YES Lolla nindot jud nang tambok, ganahan ko kay naapay kutson ug unglan pa gyud dba?..i lyk round lolla.. lamorok ;) :-*

bitaw Lolla bati sa babaye ang niwang way chalends gaan..ang laki mauy nindot kung niwang kay grabeh pod ang tusok.. :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

maryhazel

#27
November 19, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
Bai Votives moabot ra na pohon imo kapares sa kinabuhi matambok o maniwang importante magkasinabot ug naa gyud ang tinood gugma kay kun naminyo sa isa ka tawo tungod lang sa unsa nah kabu agja jud ang dagan

Pikoy

#28
November 19, 2012, 04:14:55 PM

Bai Votives moabot ra na pohon imo kapares sa kinabuhi matambok o maniwang importante magkasinabot ug naa gyud ang tinood gugma kay kun naminyo sa isa ka tawo tungod lang sa unsa nah kabu agja jud ang dagan

sakto gyud ni inday mutambok ug maniwang bata ug tigulang bahalag saging basta labing...heheh..:)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Votives

#29
November 19, 2012, 04:58:36 PM

Bai Votives moabot ra na pohon imo kapares sa kinabuhi matambok o maniwang importante magkasinabot ug naa gyud ang tinood gugma kay kun naminyo sa isa ka tawo tungod lang sa unsa nah kabu agja jud ang dagan
hinaut pa unta sama kanindot og pahiyom nimu ang moabot ;)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#30
November 19, 2012, 05:12:30 PM
Agoi, no retreat no surrender si Kumander Vots! ;D
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BolBuhol

#31
November 19, 2012, 05:24:15 PM

hinaut pa unta sama kanindot og pahiyom nimu ang moabot ;)

birada gid bai votives

hubag bohol

#32
November 19, 2012, 05:28:36 PM

birada gid bai votives

Gahuwat pud sa sabaw, ay... ;D
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jorgeanna

#33
November 19, 2012, 07:53:26 PM

mao lagi motto sa mga tambay.. bahala dili gwapa basta maestra.. "Be proud you are a teacher, the FUTURE of your HUSBAND depends on you" :o


bwahahaha so trueeeeeee
a marriage can never be perfect.. but the love can be!

bugsay

#34
November 20, 2012, 01:15:15 PM

Gahuwat pud sa sabaw, ay... ;D

sabaw nga gisubakan ug pahiyom?..;D
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hubag bohol

#35
November 21, 2012, 11:15:44 AM

sabaw nga gisubakan ug pahiyom?..;D

...unya gihigop sa gikuraw nga pangindahay... ;D
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bugsay

#36
November 21, 2012, 11:54:45 AM

...unya gihigop sa gikuraw nga pangindahay... ;D

una pa gitugsaw sa latik sa iyang katam-is?...;D
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hubag bohol

#37
November 21, 2012, 07:22:51 PM

una pa gitugsaw sa latik sa iyang katam-is?...;D

...aron mahumkan ang lunok niyang pagbati? ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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bugsay

#38
November 21, 2012, 08:52:07 PM

...aron mahumkan ang lunok niyang pagbati? ;D

tira-tira na jud ang sunod ani...;D
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maryhazel

#39
November 22, 2012, 10:21:36 AM
Na Bai Votives makakita lagi ka susama sa ako pahiyum, pili lang jud ug ayaw dalidali aron dili madagma hehehhe kay aron adunay kumbira. Toud kun reception sa kasal dinha Tagbilaran o Panglao asay nindut jud this is for my sister's wedding pohon. Ask lagi pod mga idea kay wapa ka finalize lagi kay libug asa ang reception.

islander

#40
November 22, 2012, 10:56:00 AM

tira-tira na jud ang sunod ani...;D

kanyahay ra nangahingo.

kay nahingo, di na kakaon ug tarong. 

kay di kakaon ug tarong, tua, nanganiwang imbis manambok. ;D
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bugsay

#41
November 22, 2012, 11:02:05 AM

kanyahay ra nangahingo.

kay nahingo, di na kakaon ug tarong. 

kay di kakaon ug tarong, tua, nanganiwang imbis manambok. ;D

maayo na seguro ang pamati ay...;D
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fdaray

#42
November 22, 2012, 11:56:05 AM
Basta insakto og sexercise, motambok jod, kay madischarge man ang hugaw.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

islander

#43
November 22, 2012, 11:57:25 AM

maayo na seguro ang pamati ay...;D

hehe, nakatug galing ug tarong o nakadesider nga mas maayo ning karomata kay sa awto. ;D
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islander

#44
November 22, 2012, 11:58:25 AM

Basta insakto og sexercise, motambok jod, kay madischarge man ang hugaw.

tambok diay ka, sir. 8)
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bugsay

#45
November 22, 2012, 12:14:03 PM

hehe, nakatug galing ug tarong o nakadesider nga mas maayo ning karomata kay sa awto. ;D

mas maayo bitaw ang mag baklay....;D
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hubag bohol

#46
November 22, 2012, 06:39:09 PM

Basta insakto og sexercise, motambok jod, kay madischarge man ang hugaw.

Agoi, unsaon na lang ang mga pari kon maohon, niwang tawon...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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fdaray

#47
November 23, 2012, 08:28:58 PM

Agoi, unsaon na lang ang mga pari kon maohon, niwang tawon...

Ang mga pari kahibalo sad mag mas_ _ _ _ _ te.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

islander

#48
November 23, 2012, 08:51:57 PM

Ang mga pari kahibalo sad mag mas_ _ _ _ _ te.

naa na bay pari nga nikumpisal nimo, sir fd?
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hubag bohol

#49
November 24, 2012, 09:28:33 AM

mas maayo bitaw ang mag baklay....;D

...ang mga way asawa? :-\
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hubag bohol

#50
November 24, 2012, 09:29:46 AM

Ang mga pari kahibalo sad mag mas_ _ _ _ _ te.

Hmm, mas... mas... masticate? :-\
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Votives

#51
November 26, 2012, 05:28:08 PM
ug mag mas_____te ang mga pari kinsa pud kaha ilang imaginon???? si lolla, si pikoy or si hubs?
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#52
November 27, 2012, 09:23:58 AM

ug mag mas_____te ang mga pari kinsa pud kaha ilang imaginon???? si lolla, si pikoy or si hubs?

Bwahaha! Di kaha ikaw, Bay Vots, kadtong picture nimo nga gatalikod ka... ;D
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fdaray

#53
November 27, 2012, 09:39:40 AM

naa na bay pari nga nikumpisal nimo, sir fd?

Wa pa hinoon. Tinuod na, normal lang sa tawo nga mag masturbate. Ang unggoy, ang minyo mag masturbate man gani
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Lollapalooza

#54
November 27, 2012, 09:42:54 AM

ug mag mas_____te ang mga pari kinsa pud kaha ilang imaginon???? si lolla, si pikoy or si hubs?

toinks... nganong maghunahuna man sila nako nga in da pers ples wala ko mag exist sa ilang mind... hahah adto na lang sila sa mader.. hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#55
November 27, 2012, 09:47:52 AM

Wa pa hinoon. Tinuod na, normal lang sa tawo nga mag masturbate. Ang unggoy, ang minyo mag masturbate man gani

Mao ba? Hasta unggoy? :-\
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islander

#56
November 27, 2012, 10:03:07 AM
kun mag-maskara tingali ug monkey mask. ::)
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hubag bohol

#57
November 27, 2012, 10:09:56 AM
He he, naa bayay wa magkinahanglan og maskara... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

#58
November 27, 2012, 10:15:53 AM

He he, naa bayay wa magkinahanglan og maskara... ;D

natural born human-monkey? heheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol

#59
November 27, 2012, 10:19:15 AM

natural born human-monkey? heheheh

Natural born, yes. Ang nakaparat kon samtan sa monkey business... ;D
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