PANGUTANANG WAY KAHUMANAN

Started by Pikoy, November 07, 2012, 04:26:49 PM

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Pikoy

Amahan:   Anak, paliti kog softdrinks.
Anak:     Coke o Pepsi?
Amahan:   Coke.
Anak:     Diet o regular?
Amahan:   Regular.
Anak:     Botelya o can?
Amahan: Botelya.  Anak:8 oz. o litro?
Amahan:   Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak:     Gripo o mineral?
Amahan:   Mineral.
Anak:     Bugnaw o dili?
Amahan:   Lambusan ta man kag silhig ron!
Anak:      Lanot o tukog?
Amahan:    Animal man siguro ka!!!
Anak:      Baka o baboy?
Amahan:    Layas diri!!!…Layas!!!
Anak:      Karon o ugma?
Amahan:    Karon na!!!
Anak: Karong orasa or karong adlawa?                                                           Amahan:   Grrr!! Patyon tika karon!!!
Anak:     Tuk-on o pusilon?
Amahan:   Pusilon!!!
Anak:     Sa ulo o sa tiyan?
Amahan:   Pisteee!!!
Anak:     Ok-ok o ilaga?
Amahan:   Aaaahhhhh…. bu****!!!
Anak:     Ikaw o ako?

hehe karaan..:P
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

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islander

hahaha!  paskang amahana.  di ni karaan para nako.  sa karaan di pa common ang mineral water.
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