Great balls of fire! Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis.

[Barbaro]

News
Oct 5, 2007
by Gulliver
weird news.


A Moscow woman burnt her ex-husband's penis in a fit of anger as he was watching TV naked and sipping vodka.

The man was taken to hospital with burns all over his body, but his jealous ex-wife did not feel guilty at all, according to the Tvoi Den newspaper.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told the newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

The woman named only as Irina, 41, was married to the man Dmitry, 48, for 19 years. The couple divorced three years ago but shared the same apartment afterwards.

Irina took her revenge on Dmity when he sitting watching an adult program on a night TV channel. First his ex-wife grabbed a bottle of vodka, spilled some on him and tried to set him on fire with a match. But the flame died out and her attempt failed.

Then Irina made a wick of a newspaper and threw the burning paper aiming at the man's crotch. Dmitry told doctors that he had felt terrible pain but could not extinguish the fire. He started burning like a torch.

Doctors said that Dmitry could have burned alive if the woman had not called an ambulance. Severe burns were found on the man's arms, legs, chest and penis.

The lesson for Russian men is don't annoy fiery ex-wives, if you want to keep your manhood intact.

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Gee, I can't imagine how it would feel when the ex-husband is forced to douse his burning hot rod with the lubricant inside ex-wife's wishing well

[Lorenzo]

Oh the agony and the pain! Dios mio...

[C2H4]

Oh the agony and the pain! Dios mio...

dong, seems like you're feeling the pain by just reading the article...

[Lorenzo]

of course, 'te. I cant imagine anyone trying to burn Bran Jr.

ngek, thinking about it is very traumatic!

[C2H4]

that's why Bran Jr needs to be a good boy always...

no going to places where it's not supposed to go

hahaha

[Lorenzo]

hahahaha! pero we live by the saying "Behold, a broad new world, to search uncharted space"
~Star Trek The Next Generation~

lol, 'te.

joke ra uy!

[C2H4]

Mura diay ka'g explorer, dodong?

Hehehe!

I wanna send you a PM unta pero dili ko ka send...

[Lorenzo]

Naa ka msn messenger or yahoo messenger or aim?

[C2H4]

Naa, dodong...

but I don't want to post my YM id here...

[Lorenzo]

hold on..

[Happy]

How can they live in the same apartment after the divorce

[Bambi]

Mostly the Russian are poor people, there are also who are  really very rich.  Probably, they can't afford to rent an apt. each one of them that is why they lived together after divorce and they are known as very "Palahubogs", we have now lot of Russians who work with us. Just imagine, if they celebrated Wedding -"WODKA" is flowing.   If they have 100 guests invited - they also have 100 bottles of those.

[willmerit]

oh really, mga palaigit diay na sila?  hehehhee

[Bambi]

Not all wellmerit -like some other Pinoys too.  I have few good friends before when I had a sideline job in McDonalds...most of the Russian  girls are very pretty but their men look no good at all and most of them mga palatagay man.

[willmerit]

ah mao ba?  violent ba pod na sila?

[orChids]

Grabeeeeeeeee.sundugon kaha nako no?hahahaha

[udtohan]

ayaw pud orhicdsnroses... luoy pud hehehe

[orChids]

Aw hahahaha bitaw no?..dili baya pod matag-an kung mahimo namo nang butanga basta dili mi kaagwanta..Mao na kamo guys,ajaw jaga-jagai ang mga baji kay naay puruhan mawad-an mo ug tweety bird.

[willmerit]

mao jud, kay ang mga baje angay panggaon.  mag unsa naman mong mga laki kung wa ming mga baje?