Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

[C2H4]

1st woman  : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman  : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman  : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman  : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman  : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled
over with a heart attack anddied.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.

[hazel]

hahahaha I can now imagine the next scene.

[Bambi]

  Are they Pinays?  Na, nagbug-no nato!

[asianfairy]

Insakto gyod diay iyang katahap no?

ha..ha..ha..

[C2H4]

hehehe

hi miss asianfairy! how are you?

[asianfairy]

Hi Miss C2H4,


Thanks, I'm fine. Medyo busy lang. Thanks for the PM.
may MU ta.

Molakaw sako ha..

Hi sab to Bambi, Happy, Ms Da binsi, Ginger...

love you all..

ciao!

[Lorenzo]

LOL. hilarious.

[Happy]

Hala girls, don't forget to open the freezer

Hi Miss C2H4,


Thanks, I'm fine. Medyo busy lang. Thanks for the PM.
may MU ta.

Molakaw sako ha..

Hi sab to Bambi, Happy, Ms Da binsi, Ginger...

love you all..

ciao!

Hi pud ate