An Experience of a US Consul

[MikeLigalig.com]

CONSUL: why do you want to go to the USA? AMO: to travel, to visit friends & FLY the airplane. CONSUL: denied, you are a terror risk. (sumunod si Inday na balak dalhin ng Amo) CONSUL: how about you, your purpose? INDAY: for Life is a never ending pursuit of material & social satisfaction that i tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-pacific journey to the 'Land of Milk & Honey', an afable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of 'true freedom' and 'social equality' among my fellow 'law-abiding' compatriots. CONSUL: i will give you LifeTime Multiple Entry Visa, ok? AMO: whaaaat!!!! (nosebleed)