Silly Quotes

[jorgeanna]

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

[jorgeanna]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[hubag bohol]

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 

[hubag bohol]

[Lorenzo]

"There is no excuse for foolishness and laziness."

[hubag bohol]

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.  --Author Unknown 

[hubag bohol]

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. --John Ciardi 

[hubag bohol]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.    

[islander]

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.  (Rita Mae Brown)

[islander]

The chicken came first--God would look silly sitting on an egg.  (Author Unknown)

[hubag bohol]

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.  (Rita Mae Brown)

Hmm, apparently this is your personal motto...

[islander]

Hmm, apparently this is your personal motto...

in a random theory sense.  as you can see, i found my way to tb.

[hubag bohol]

in a random theory sense.  as you can see, i found my way to tb.

Hmm, I bet other temptations are not as random, but are decidedly intentionally pursued...

[islander]

Hmm, I bet other temptations are not as random, but are decidedly intentionally pursued...

i claim knowledge of none but the lonely hunter, my pet, thus please refrain from any attempt to lead the way.

[hubag bohol]

i claim knowledge of none but the lonely hunter, my pet, thus please refrain from any attempt to lead the way.

Hmm, it is as clear as day that your heart, that lonely hunter, has its reasons of which reason itself has no knowledge...

[islander]

Hmm, it is as clear as day that your heart, that lonely hunter, has its reasons of which reason itself has no knowledge...

aaahh, for your kind of pursuit for much pleasure to be gained from knowledge borne out of unreasonableness... it renders this heart of a lonely hunter dulled by the seasons, the mind bereft of reasons, and the spirit weakened by treasons.

[hubag bohol]

aaahh, for your kind of pursuit for much pleasure to be gained from knowledge borne out of unreasonableness... it renders this heart of a lonely hunter dulled by the seasons, the mind bereft of reasons, and the spirit weakened by treasons.

Bwahaha! Beware of treason committed by the member of the wedding who finds no reason for reflections in a golden eye in the season of clock without hands...

[islander]

Bwahaha! Beware of treason committed by the member of the wedding who finds no reason for reflections in a golden eye in the season of clock without hands...

wary am i, indeed, of treason by any of those in weddings whose couples plan to put their unions asunder, wherefore one can reflect the mote in the golden eye of a steeplechase clock.  (is my hair turning to the color of oranges?)

[hubag bohol]

wary am i, indeed, of treason by any of those in weddings whose couples plan to put their unions asunder, wherefore one can reflect the mote in the golden eye of a steeplechase clock.

Hmm, in the spirit of the seasonal chance meeting on a dissecting table of a reasonable sewing machine and an umbrella? Fie, fie, if this be treason, make the most of it!

[hubag bohol]

(is my hair turning to the color of oranges?)

I don't know, but:
Who killed the pork chops?   
What price bananas? 
Are you my Angel?

[beyotch]

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

[hubag bohol]

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Hmm, on the other hand...

Usahay kon maghilak ka, way makamatikod sa imong mga luha
…kon malipayon ka, way makaalinggat sa imong pahiyom
…kon nasakitan ka, way masayod nga gahapdos ang imong dughan.
Pero testing kunog PANGUTOT, lingi lagi na silang tanan!


Bwahaha!

[beyotch]

ahahaha....

[hubag bohol]

It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.  --Sam Levenson

[hubag bohol]

Bwahaha! 

[hubag bohol]

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. --Yogi Berra

[hubag bohol]

[hubag bohol]