2 Ka Miss Kalag-Kalag

Started by chicogon, September 05, 2011, 06:09:18 AM

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chicogon

September 05, 2011, 06:09:18 AM
2 ka kalag sa babaye ang nagka-estoryahay.

Kalag 1: Excuse me, unsay imong gikamatyan?

Kalag 2: Heart attack, sakpan man gud nko akong bana nga nagdala ug kabit sa among balay ug kalit lang nawa unya akong gipangita, ilawom sa kama, sa aparador, garahe pro wla jud nko makit-i ug sa akong kakapoy na stressed ko ug gi ataki.

Kalag 1: Buanga gyud nmo oy! Nilili unta ka sa refrigerator? Buhi pa unta tang duha ron.  :P

Wine does not make you FAT... it makes you LEAN.

(LEAN gainst tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

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September 05, 2011, 06:34:30 AM
Bwahaha! Unsa kahay moral lesson ani... ::)
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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